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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:31 pm

*drinks purple stuff*
here we go.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:32 pm

Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:34 pm

Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob


*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:35 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob


*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*


there's a P.A. system?
Can I use it??
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:37 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob


*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*


there's a P.A. system?
Can I use it??


No *the Chuthulu's show up* WHO HURT OUR SON!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:37 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob


*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*


there's a P.A. system?
Can I use it??

It's probably gone by now. Barkeep perks.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:38 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:No *the Chuthulu's show up* WHO HURT OUR SON!

I did.
*timestop* *leave reallity*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:39 pm

uhhh hai mr. cthulhu!

Want some green stuff (TM)?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:43 pm

*Gives Bob the keg of green stuff* Now to see what happens
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:51 pm

LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!! :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:53 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!! :twisted:

Good luck.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:01 pm

do you think cthulhu's still here?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:13 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!! :twisted:

Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:16 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!! :twisted:

Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...



I'm scared of the last half of what you said.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:17 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!! :twisted:

Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...



I'm scared of the last half of what you said.

You'll make us happy. We'll reward you for your efforts.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:18 pm

It happens.

On a partially related note, what would happen if every single user on this forum wrote a fic about Gurt the Lime Man showing up in the coffee room and drinking the Green Stuff? I'm thinking the universe would probably explode.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:19 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...



I'm scared of the last half of what you said.

You'll make us happy. We'll reward you for your efforts.


we'll see, and if it's you lot doing the rewarding, I think I might pass.
unless it's cookies
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:22 am

eli_gone_crazy wrote:we'll see, and if it's you lot doing the rewarding, I think I might pass.
unless it's cookies


Eli, if you can actually GET Mister A in here? I'll bake you a whole damn batch of the things.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:02 pm

Nah, I think he's too busy in the White Void.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:05 pm

Why is the Coffee Room so quiet? Did it... became a normal Coffee Room?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:05 pm

Victin wrote:Why is the Coffee Room so quiet? Did it... became a normal Coffee Room?

We're waiting.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:15 pm

That's it. Perhaps I should throw my lot in with you madmen after all.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:29 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Victin wrote:Why is the Coffee Room so quiet? Did it... became a normal Coffee Room?

We're waiting.


*Nods in agreement* Waiting for the dams to break, and the storm to shift it's centre. Waiting for the penny to drop. Waiting for rain. Waiting for our hairs to turn grey and our finger joints to stiffen. Waiting for the cobwebs to... um... web, and the blood to spill as it so often does, in the end.

...But mostly, we're waiting for a goddamn delivery of the green stuff already because we're all out. :x
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:32 pm

I assume the board in general's been quiet while everyone gets busy writing Anansi stories.
...Or are rational responses not allowed?

In that case, the coffee room's probably been quiet because of a dreadful plague. WE MUST FIGHT IT.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:33 pm

*three barrels appear* I am not leaving until those Chuthulu's do.
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