Watch the Footage

*drinks purple stuff*
here we go.

Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob

Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob

*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*

Lordxana0 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob

*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*

there's a P.A. system?
Can I use it??

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob

*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*

there's a P.A. system?
Can I use it??

No *the Chuthulu's show up* WHO HURT OUR SON!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Oh hell. Xana I'm gonna need a pint a of the Green Stuff(TM) for me and a keg of it for Bob

*speaks through a P.A. system* it is in front of you. *a blue portal opens in front of you and two kegs of green stuff come out and the portal disappears*

there's a P.A. system?
Can I use it??

It's probably gone by now. Barkeep perks.

Lordxana0 wrote:No *the Chuthulu's show up* WHO HURT OUR SON!

I did.
*timestop* *leave reallity*

uhhh hai mr. cthulhu!

Want some green stuff (TM)?

*Gives Bob the keg of green stuff* Now to see what happens

LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!!

Good luck.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!!

Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...

Pixelmage wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!!

Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...

I'm scared of the last half of what you said.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:LET'S GET MR. A IN HERE!!!

Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...

I'm scared of the last half of what you said.

You'll make us happy. We'll reward you for your efforts.

It happens.

On a partially related note, what would happen if every single user on this forum wrote a fic about Gurt the Lime Man showing up in the coffee room and drinking the Green Stuff? I'm thinking the universe would probably explode.

Pixelmage wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:Oh... We're trying since page 1. If you can do it...

I'm scared of the last half of what you said.

You'll make us happy. We'll reward you for your efforts.

we'll see, and if it's you lot doing the rewarding, I think I might pass.
unless it's cookies

eli_gone_crazy wrote:we'll see, and if it's you lot doing the rewarding, I think I might pass.
unless it's cookies

Eli, if you can actually GET Mister A in here? I'll bake you a whole damn batch of the things.

Nah, I think he's too busy in the White Void.

Why is the Coffee Room so quiet? Did it... became a normal Coffee Room?

Victin wrote:Why is the Coffee Room so quiet? Did it... became a normal Coffee Room?

We're waiting.

That's it. Perhaps I should throw my lot in with you madmen after all.
Between bacon-Gurt and Sayu's mother... I'm not sure if the world makes sense anymore. Or if I want it to.

Pixelmage wrote:

Victin wrote:Why is the Coffee Room so quiet? Did it... became a normal Coffee Room?

We're waiting.

*Nods in agreement* Waiting for the dams to break, and the storm to shift it's centre. Waiting for the penny to drop. Waiting for rain. Waiting for our hairs to turn grey and our finger joints to stiffen. Waiting for the cobwebs to... um... web, and the blood to spill as it so often does, in the end.

...But mostly, we're waiting for a goddamn delivery of the green stuff already because we're all out.

I assume the board in general's been quiet while everyone gets busy writing Anansi stories.
...Or are rational responses not allowed?

In that case, the coffee room's probably been quiet because of a dreadful plague. WE MUST FIGHT IT.

*three barrels appear* I am not leaving until those Chuthulu's do.