The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

I assume the board in general's been quiet while everyone gets busy writing Anansi stories.

That scares me.
I already sent mine.
If people are still writing, then...
I'll not have the cookies this time!

[Scarab]

*three barrels appear* I am not leaving until those Chuthulu's do.

You'll be here a long time, I'm pretty sure they've sert up a portal to the dark realm in there and are using us as a subway.

Besides, you should be more polite to Isla's inlaws. They COULD devour us all and dissolve our bones, you know.

That scares me.
I already sent mine.
If people are still writing, then...
I'll not have the cookies this time!

Meh, don't worry, I'll make you a batch. It won't be the same as the prize cookies but still, I have my special ingredients.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I assume the board in general's been quiet while everyone gets busy writing Anansi stories.

That scares me.
I already sent mine.
If people are still writing, then...
I'll not have the cookies this time!

I sent mine, too. Then I noticed that I had a whole 72 hours, and kicked myself. But it was too late. THE DAMAGE WAS DONE.

[Pixelmage]

I assume the board in general's been quiet while everyone gets busy writing Anansi stories.

That scares me.
I already sent mine.
If people are still writing, then...
I'll not have the cookies this time!

I sent mine, too. Then I noticed that I had a whole 72 hours, and kicked myself. But it was too late. THE DAMAGE WAS DONE.

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

[JackAlsworth]

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

Does the stuff actually need to bleed?

[S_o_S]

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

You might want to chill out my friend. Violence is rarely the answer.

[Pixelmage]

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

Does the stuff actually need to bleed?

Of course it does! It's no fun if there's no blood. *-*

[Scarab]

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

Does the stuff actually need to bleed?

Of course it does! It's no fun if there's no blood. *-*

*Is suddenly wondering if sending the newcomer here was such a good idea*

[JackAlsworth]

Of course it does! It's no fun if there's no blood. *-*

Oh good! I'm exempt then!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

You might want to chill out my friend. Violence is rarely the answer.

It... is, in the coffee room. Or eldritch abominations, or so I hear. They can be pretty good answers.

[Pixelmage]

In my case, I wouldn't dwell on a single scene... No point in using all the 72h if I won't actually change what I write...

But this gets me anxious... I'll need to stab stuff... Soon.

You might want to chill out my friend. Violence is rarely the answer.

Clearly. It is your first day here.
We'll stab some Coffee Room sense into you. Rest assured of that. ^^

[S_o_S]

Clearly. It is your first day here.
We'll stab some Coffee Room sense into you. Rest assured of that. ^^

... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Maybe my name really is a distress call...

[Scarab]

Clearly. It is your first day here.
We'll stab some Coffee Room sense into you. Rest assured of that. ^^

... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Maybe my name really is a distress call...

If it wasn't before, it is now

[RotavatoR]

Run while you still have legs.

[Sicon112]

Run while you still have legs.

It's faaaaaaaar too late for that. I just showed up.

[S_o_S]

Run while you still have legs.

Right, I better- Oh dear God they're gone already. Aww...

[Victin]

Run while you still have legs.

Right, I better- Oh dear God they're gone already. Aww...

No prob. Drink this STUFF right here and they are back. But first, gimme one cent for it.

[Sicon112]

Run while you still have legs.

Right, I better- Oh dear God they're gone already. Aww...

Hey, ya like my new death trap? I've been developing it for a while now. I call it the "Everyone Who Attempts To Leave The Coffee Room Get's Their Legs Removed By An Eldritch Land Shark Trap".

[RotavatoR]

Run while you still have legs.

Right, I better- Oh dear God they're gone already. Aww...

Hey, ya like my new death trap? I've been developing it for a while now. I call it the "Everyone Who Attempts To Leave The Coffee Room Get's Their Legs Removed By An Eldritch Land Shark Trap".

Or EWATLTCRGTLRBAELST for short

[S_o_S]

No prob. Drink this STUFF right here and they are back. But first, gimme one cent for it.

Problem on that front - I use pounds Also I'm bleeding out but whatever.

[Sicon112]

Or EWATLTCRGTLRBAELST for short

Yea that. Or just Floyd. That's the name of the shark. I bought him from Nyarlathotep when he stopped by this afternoon.

[Scarab]

Run while you still have legs.

Right, I better- Oh dear God they're gone already. Aww...

Hey, ya like my new death trap? I've been developing it for a while now. I call it the "Everyone Who Attempts To Leave The Coffee Room Get's Their Legs Removed By An Eldritch Land Shark Trap".

Okay SOS first lesson. Sicon and his brother WILL try to kill you with assorted death traps every chance they get. This effect is magnified when under the influence of the green stuff but is not elliminated without it. Please don't take it personally, it's just one of their little quirks, you know?

Second *holds out ice wand, uses it to conveniently freeze the ends of his legs and stop the blood flow* Do NOT touch the glowy pointy end. Of ANYTHING. This serves only as a convenient example at this time. I don't want to have to be dragging you into the sun to defrost you.

Third: *Hands him another glass of green stuff* have fun

[S_o_S]

Okay SOS first lesson. Sicon and his brother WILL try to kill you with assorted death traps every chance they get. This effect is magnified when under the influence of the green stuff but is not elliminated without it. Please don't take it personally, it's just one of their little quirks, you know?

Second *holds out ice wand, uses it to conveniently freeze the ends of his legs and stop the blood flow* Do NOT touch the glowy pointy end. Of ANYTHING. This serves only as a convenient example at this time. I don't want to have to be dragging you into the sun to defrost you.

Third: *Hands him another glass of green stuff* have fun

Death traps, glowy things and green stuff. I like it here. *drinks*

[Victin]

Okay SOS first lesson. Sicon and his brother WILL try to kill you with assorted death traps every chance they get. This effect is magnified when under the influence of the green stuff but is not elliminated without it. Please don't take it personally, it's just one of their little quirks, you know?

Second *holds out ice wand, uses it to conveniently freeze the ends of his legs and stop the blood flow* Do NOT touch the glowy pointy end. Of ANYTHING. This serves only as a convenient example at this time. I don't want to have to be dragging you into the sun to defrost you.

Third: *Hands him another glass of green stuff* have fun

Death traps, glowy things and green stuff. I like it here. *drinks*

Here, take another drink.
*puts a robot spider in the mug, then pours it with Grin Stuff(TM)*

[Sicon112]

Okay SOS first lesson. Sicon and his brother WILL try to kill you with assorted death traps every chance they get. This effect is magnified when under the influence of the green stuff but is not elliminated without it. Please don't take it personally, it's just one of their little quirks, you know?

Second *holds out ice wand, uses it to conveniently freeze the ends of his legs and stop the blood flow* Do NOT touch the glowy pointy end. Of ANYTHING. This serves only as a convenient example at this time. I don't want to have to be dragging you into the sun to defrost you.

Third: *Hands him another glass of green stuff* have fun

Death traps, glowy things and green stuff. I like it here. *drinks*

Have fun going insane. Don't worry, it happens to all of us. Well...except me, for some reason. I say it's because of my immunization via inordinate amounts of caffeine, but other people have...different ideas...