The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

Have fun going insane. Don't worry, it happens to all of us. Well...except me, for some reason. I say it's because of my immunization via inordinate amounts of caffeine, but other people have...different ideas...

My bets are he went so hypersane.

I'm still not sure what that actually means, but he went hypersane.

I MAY have had a bit too much of this stuff tonight.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Run while you still have legs.

Right, I better- Oh dear God they're gone already. Aww...

Hey, ya like my new death trap? I've been developing it for a while now. I call it the "Everyone Who Attempts To Leave The Coffee Room Get's Their Legs Removed By An Eldritch Land Shark Trap".

That's it, I'm leaving.
...Oh, wait. Darn.

[Sicon112]

That's it, I'm leaving.
...Oh, wait. Darn.

*Floyd ominously looms behind her* Not gonna feed the shark then?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

That's it, I'm leaving.
...Oh, wait. Darn.

*Floyd ominously looms behind her* Not gonna feed the shark then?

Oh, I'm immune to sharks. We made a treaty against the cephalopods aeons ago.
*settles in*
Guess this place isn't so bad, after all. Not if there are SHARKS.

[S_o_S]

Have fun going insane. Don't worry, it happens to all of us. Well...except me, for some reason. I say it's because of my immunization via inordinate amounts of caffeine, but other people have...different ideas...

My bets are he went so hypersane.

I'm still not sure what that actually means, but he went hypersane.

I MAY have had a bit too much of this stuff tonight.

Sanity is overrated anyway.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh. Cool. An Eldritch Shark of Death named Floyd.

I should totally give it the Hourai Elixir/Green Stuff/Space Arsenic/Phoenix Feather/Holy Grail combo and see what happens.

[Sicon112]

That's it, I'm leaving.
...Oh, wait. Darn.

*Floyd ominously looms behind her* Not gonna feed the shark then?

Oh, I'm immune to sharks. We made a treaty against the cephalopods aeons ago.
*settles in*
Guess this place isn't so bad, after all. Not if there are SHARKS.

And to think that just a few days ago you might have been called 'sane'. I'm thinking this is a huge improvement.

[Victin]

Have fun going insane. Don't worry, it happens to all of us. Well...except me, for some reason. I say it's because of my immunization via inordinate amounts of caffeine, but other people have...different ideas...

My bets are he went so hypersane.

I'm still not sure what that actually means, but he went hypersane.

I MAY have had a bit too much of this stuff tonight.

Sanity is overrated anyway.

This should be our subtitle:
"Welcome to the Coffee Room - Sanity is overrated anyway"

[AMimsyBorogove]

"Sanity? Now what would I do with such a useless thing as that...?" - Zaraki Kenpachi, my second cousin twice removed.

[JackAlsworth]

"Sane? Of course I'm sane. All of us are sane here...

Oh, who am I kidding? It's more fun this way."

(I think Pixel is rubbing off on me... )

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Watching Frankenstein's Monster and The Red Soldier wrestle Jaws outside)

Soldier: MAGGOT! ( Continues attacking killer shark with Shovel)

Frankie: I HATE THIS ANIMAL. ( Yes, his English is improving)

Don't worry, they're just making sure Jaws the First never comes back.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

And to think that just a few days ago you might have been called 'sane'. I'm thinking this is a huge improvement.

Aw, man, I had you fooled? I'm touched.
Nobody poison Floyd, or else. I will destroy you. We made friends.
He's a pretty cool guy, actually.

[Inukai44]

Want some Sushi Floyd?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Want some Sushi Floyd?

All right, Floyd, bring out the mutant zombie raccoons to feast on him! He threatened the Sacred Floyd!

[Lordxana0]

*comes out of my hidy hole and sits down, pours myself a cup of plain black coffee, drinks it, and then puts my head on the table* crrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppp

[Scarab]

*comes out of my hidy hole and sits down, pours myself a cup of plain black coffee, drinks it, and then puts my head on the table* crrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppp

*Timidly approaches and pokes ever so gently*

[Lordxana0]

*comes out of my hidy hole and sits down, pours myself a cup of plain black coffee, drinks it, and then puts my head on the table* crrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppp

*Timidly approaches and pokes ever so gently*

Hey, sorry just trying to figure out if my RP thread lost an RPer or if the ARG lost a player. Neverslender made it pretty vague.

[Pixelmage]

*comes out of my hidy hole and sits down, pours myself a cup of plain black coffee, drinks it, and then puts my head on the table* crrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppp

I know...

[Scarab]

*comes out of my hidy hole and sits down, pours myself a cup of plain black coffee, drinks it, and then puts my head on the table* crrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppp

*Timidly approaches and pokes ever so gently*

Hey, sorry just trying to figure out if my RP thread lost an RPer or if the ARG lost a player. Neverslender made it pretty vague.

Oh, right. yes that came kind of our of nowhere. He was British too... Now who am I going to share snark about timezone troubles with?

Does this mean you have to kill his character, Xana?

[Lordxana0]

*lays head on table* wait a minute *tosses the coffee directly at someone and jumps on the table* Everyone within the sound of my voice, who wants to join the first RP on this forum?

[Pixelmage]

*lays head on table* wait a minute *tosses the coffee directly at someone and jumps on the table* Everyone within the sound of my voice, who wants to join the first RP on this forum?

Are you asking that inside the coffee room?
Most of us are already there...

[Lordxana0]

There are about 7900 views on this forum last time I looked. That means people other than the people who hang out here come to look at our forum. Statistically you can't have that many views without someone wanting to join a game where they play their favorite character from almost any form of media to punch something.

[Scarab]

*lays head on table* wait a minute *tosses the coffee directly at someone and jumps on the table* Everyone within the sound of my voice, who wants to join the first RP on this forum?

*Watches boiling hot coffee change to steam when it hits her skin* Huh... ice is handy.

No thank you, Xana. Is there a reason you can't just... continue as was?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*lays head on table* wait a minute *tosses the coffee directly at someone and jumps on the table* Everyone within the sound of my voice, who wants to join the first RP on this forum?

Sorry, I don't RP. But I can give you imaginary hugs! Floyd hugs you, too, and promises not to call the mutant zombie raccoons on you at least until you're feeling better.

[Scarab]

*lays head on table* wait a minute *tosses the coffee directly at someone and jumps on the table* Everyone within the sound of my voice, who wants to join the first RP on this forum?

Sorry, I don't RP. But I can give you imaginary hugs! Floyd hugs you, too, and promises not to call the mutant zombie raccoons on you at least until you're feeling better.

EVERYBODY WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. LORDXANA REALLY NEEDS A GROUP HUG!