The Coffee Room

[Lordxana0]

I will kill anyone who hugs me.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oh god. The Abominations. They're coming. They... they want to give Lordxana hugs.

[Scarab]

Oh god. The Abominations. They're coming. They... they want to give Lordxana hugs.

...Oops. My bad.

*Backs slowly away from everyone*

[eli_gone_crazy]

I assume Mr. A totally ditched us V_V

[eli_gone_crazy]

I will kill anyone who hugs me.

hehe
*hugs*
*pops out of existence*

[Lordxana0]

I will kill anyone who hugs me.

hehe
*hugs*
*pops out of existence*

* ethereal demon dog sniffs me and flies across reality and existence. I am going back in my bunker * disappeares*

[Pixelmage]

You know... I just remembered that Never was in the BlackKnight too. That's salt to the wound isn't it? Sorry. No red font, this is legit.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I will kill anyone who hugs me.

hehe
*hugs*
*pops out of existence*

* ethereal demon dog sniffs me and flies across reality and existence. I am going back in my bunker * disappeares*

A PUPPY :3

[Scarab]

I will kill anyone who hugs me.

hehe
*hugs*
*pops out of existence*

* ethereal demon dog sniffs me and flies across reality and existence. I am going back in my bunker * disappeares*

*Carefully edges up to bunker. Leaves plate of cookies outside and runs away*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*pops back into existence with several scratches and drool on her face*

ewwww...
and I bet that you're still mad xana

yep, everyone else is scared away. *sigh*

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Comes in with red eyes and wet cheeks)

Never slender is leaving.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

( Comes in with red eyes and wet cheeks)

Never slender is leaving.

Do you want to go join Lordxana in his bunker, or get free hugs from Floyd and the Eldritch Abominations?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Free hugs.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Free hugs.

Excellent.
...I should warn you that Floyd is Sicon's leg-eating mutant land shark. And my best friend.
...Well, he's nicer than the abominations, that's for sure. (They SAY they only want to hug you...)

[eli_gone_crazy]

Welp, nothing's happening.

*explosion*

WOOO!!!

[Guyshane]

Hey guys turns out that the Green Stuff (TM) had an effect on Bob! He has a mutant healing factor now.

[S_o_S]

So this is kind of like the WMG on TVTropes - logic goes out the window in the name of fun?

[Lordxana0]

So this is kind of like the WMG on TVTropes - logic goes out the window in the name of fun?

Yes Oh dear lord Chuthulu yes.

[S_o_S]

So this is kind of like the WMG on TVTropes - logic goes out the window in the name of fun?

Yes Oh dear lord Chuthulu yes.

I could get used to this. *drinks more green stuff*

[eli_gone_crazy]

So this is kind of like the WMG on TVTropes - logic goes out the window in the name of fun?

Yes Oh dear lord Chuthulu yes.

I could get used to this. *drinks more green stuff*

He's taken to this quicker than me.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

So this is kind of like the WMG on TVTropes - logic goes out the window in the name of fun?

As far as I can tell, it's like Calvinball with nukes. And Eldritch Abominations.
...And Green Stuff and demonic coffee?

[The Wild West Pyro]

*pops back into existence with several scratches and drool on her face*

ewwww...
and I bet that you're still mad xana

yep, everyone else is scared away. *sigh*

( Sends his three best Universal Monsters- The Invisible Man, Frankenstein and The Mummy. They dig under Xana's bunker and come up under his bed)

( The Invisible Man gets his Hatchet out, Frankenstein takes out a thick wooden stick and The Mummy pulls out an Egyptian dagger.)

Let's see how that turns out shall we?

( Evil laugh)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA- Cough Cough- HAHAHAHAHA- Choke- HAHAHA!

[Scarab]

( Sends his three best Universal Monsters- The Invisible Man, Frankenstein and The Mummy. They dig under Xana's bunker and come up under his bed)

( The Invisible Man gets his Hatchet out, Frankenstein takes out a thick wooden stick and The Mummy pulls out an Egyptian dagger.)

Let's see how that turns out shall we?

( Evil laugh)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA- Cough Cough- HAHAHAHAHA- Choke- HAHAHA!

*Gives the monsters the steely glare that promises terrible, terrible, icy death. Or re-death in some cases.*



*watches them back away*

Kind of like that.

[JRPictures]

"Badass"

*sits down and drinks some actual tea*

Oh that's good. *pulls out handgun and shoots into the air*

"That's right baby."

[Scarab]

"Badass"

*sits down and drinks some actual tea*

Oh that's good. *pulls out handgun and shoots into the air*

"That's right baby."

*Observes handgun* Nice. Classic, I like it. Think you could hit the Mummy between the eyes from here?