The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

I think it was the Laser Gun that made the Mummy mad.

Well, the perfect antidote for that is gratuitous amounts of magic fire.



BRING IT ON!!!!

MAGIC FIRE TIME, SICON! MUMMIES CAN BE KILLED BY FIRE!

( Takes out Flamethrower)

YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, and The Invisible Man seems to be wrecking the camp with his train. Good job, Griffin!

( Yells Across the White snowy icy landscape)

DO IT FOR FLORA, GRIFFIN, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TO HER ON SUNDAY!

Oh and, 100 pages!

[Sicon112]

*riding gigantic tidal wave of flames as burning swords tear out of every surface in the room and start skewering things indiscriminately*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! DIE FOOLS!!!!

[JRPictures]

Yay for mindless violence I love this lawgiver.

"pew pew pew pew"

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Mummies being burned alive by magic fire or skewered by swords.)

Everything is going well! Nothing can possi-

AARHRUEHHWIUFNHIWEHFIHWBEHJDNAJDNS.

IMHOTEP AGAIN. I TURNED YOUR PRECIOUS COFFEE MACHINE INTO A PORTAL AND SUCKED THE WILD WEST PYRO INTO THE UNDERWORLD!

WAVE GOODBYE TO THE YOUNGEST TROPER TO WORK ON THIS ARG, YOUR PRECIOUS TAGALONG KID! HAHAHAHAHA!

HE WILL DIE NOW!

YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!

[Scarab]

Guys the coffee room thread is now a hundred pages long!

A HUNDRED!

This calls for celebration.

[JRPictures]

YEAH BABY

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!

*shoots fireworks into the air outside the coffee shop*

WWWOOOOOOO

[The Wild West Pyro]

YEAH!

Hi guys.

I was supposed to be in the Egyptian Underworld, but something went wrong, and here I am, safe, back in the respawn room of the Coffee Shop.

So- how's the battle going. I can hear the sounds of an army being wrecked by a train..... And magic fire outside.

[Sicon112]

YEAH!

Hi guys.

I was supposed to be in the Egyptian Underworld, but something went wrong, and here I am, safe, back in the respawn room of the Coffee Shop.

So- how's the battle going. I can hear the sounds of an army being wrecked by a train..... And magic fire outside.

*walks back in* Soooo, I ran into Yukari Yakumo out there, and she kindly decided to blow up all of our enemies with that weird ass train spell she does. Whatever.

I'm gonna go take a rest for a while. Been up all night and I need some time to recover before I have to make a post for the first RPG.

[JRPictures]

Yeah and I need sign ups for my RPG, which people seemed to be confused by for no reason.

It's in my sig by the way and trust me, it's good.

[The Finch]

100 pages, guys.

100.

PAGES.

THIS IS A NEW RECORD! THIS IS THE FIRST BOARD TO GET 100 PAGES!

[Sicon112]

100 pages, guys.

100.

PAGES.

THIS IS A NEW RECORD! THIS IS THE FIRST BOARD TO GET 100 PAGES!

And you know what? I'm not in the slightest surprised.

[Pixelmage]

100 pages, guys.

100.

PAGES.

THIS IS A NEW RECORD! THIS IS THE FIRST BOARD TO GET 100 PAGES!

And you know what? I'm not in the slightest surprised.

I'd be surprised if this wasn't the first thread to reach 100 pages.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ah.

I can see the Invisible Man and that Japanese girl wrecking the camp.

But IMHOTEP

WAIT HE'S GROWN TO GIANT SIZE AND HE'S BURNING DOWN THE SHOP! NONONONONOOOOOOO


DO NOT TOUCH THE COFFEE MACHINE!


ATTACK!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

So my laser gun seems to have spontaneously spawned a bunch of laserbeam hand grenades.
On the assumption that lasers can solve everything, I will now lob a couple at Imhotep.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

[Pixelmage]

So my laser gun seems to have spontaneously spawned a bunch of laserbeam hand grenades.
On the assumption that lasers can solve everything, I will now lob a couple at Imhotep.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Mimsy could feel jealous of the lasers and burn you for it. ^^ Just sayin'

*summon knives*
*knives spinning around me as an blade armor*

Did you guys realize that I've never once despawned anything that I summoned?
There's about a Moon's mass worth of knifes in here by now. All of them under my control.

[Scarab]

So my laser gun seems to have spontaneously spawned a bunch of laserbeam hand grenades.
On the assumption that lasers can solve everything, I will now lob a couple at Imhotep.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Mimsy could feel jealous of the lasers and burn you for it. ^^ Just sayin'

*summon knives*
*knives spinning around me as an blade armor*

Did you guys realize that I've never once despawned anything that I summoned?
There's about a Moon's mass worth of knifes in here by now. All of them under my control.

*Has started carving pumpkins again* Isn't there some kind of limit on how much you can spawn, though? I mean, all that mass conversion has to be coming from SOMEWHERE you don't just create stuff out of nothing, so where's it all coming from?

[The Finch]

Transform.


(Changes into a Muffin Cannon)

[Pixelmage]

*Has started carving pumpkins again* Isn't there some kind of limit on how much you can spawn, though? I mean, all that mass conversion has to be coming from SOMEWHERE you don't just create stuff out of nothing, so where's it all coming from?

Now that you mention it, I'm running on magic only. I don't really thing there is a limit. For all I know each knife may as well be a dead soul from a random universe somehwere...
Food for thought... I'll have to meditate on this subject.

[The Wild West Pyro]

OK Guys- he's distracted.

Attack him with whatever you've got! I've got my TF2 Shotgun ( racks pump) loaded with anti Mummy ammo!

What is it, Frankenstein? Why are you crying?

Your wife- the Bride- is dead? Raped to death? By Imhotep? STUPID MOTHERF****R

( Says quick prayer for her)

OK.

AAAAATTTTTACK!

ATTACK HIM WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT, BEFORE HE DESTROYS THE COFFEE MACHINE! HE'S DESTROYED THE COFFEE SHOP, NOW LET'S GIVE HIM PAYBACK!

CHARGE!

[Scarab]

*Has started carving pumpkins again* Isn't there some kind of limit on how much you can spawn, though? I mean, all that mass conversion has to be coming from SOMEWHERE you don't just create stuff out of nothing, so where's it all coming from?

Now that you mention it, I'm running on magic only. I don't really thing there is a limit. For all I know each knife may as well be a dead soul from a random universe somehwere...
Food for thought... I'll have to meditate on this subject.

Hm. yes, this is intriguing and will have to be considered. Maybe we can use some kind of string to trace the knives back to their original origin and find out where they came from... I see no reason at all why this would fail.

OK Guys- he's distracted.
ATTACK HIM WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT, BEFORE HE DESTROYS THE COFFEE MACHINE! HE'S DESTROYED THE COFFEE SHOP, NOW LET'S GIVE HIM PAYBACK!

CHARGE!

...Alright, who gave the underaged kid with a classic monster obsession the blue stuff?

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Drinks Blue Stuff)

Found it on someone's table, tastes like Blueberry Coke.

[Scarab]

( Drinks Blue Stuff)

Found it on someone's table, tastes like Blueberry Coke.

Well STOP DRINKING IT, you don't know where it's been and you're seeing giant monsters.

...Wait why am I the one pretending to be in any way responsible? Surely this is somebody elses job?

[JackAlsworth]

I think it was my job. At some point.

Erm... yeah, Pyro. Just put the blue stuff down. No one needs to get hurt... Especially me...

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Vomits up Blue Stuff until it's completely gone)

Finally. Back to normal.

Wait.

Darn, Imhotep is MUCH bigger than he appeared when I drank the Blue Stuff.

Anyway, who's the general here? It isn't me, but I'm looking, and our beloved shop has been frozen under the ice, and he is, of all things, TRYING TO EAT the Coffee Machine.

Apparently when he became giant, half of his brain disappeared.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Apparently when he became giant, half of his brain disappeared.

Maybe we should laser the other half? It's our only hope.
*tosses everyone some laser grenades to throw*