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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:50 am

Adell wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
Adell wrote:What's this fangasming about?

Code: Lyoko. My Fiftieth True Love. TV shows don't care about bigamy, after all.


I never watched it, :o, you seem quite excited though lol? I'm not sure if that would be my kind of show myself...

Also...15 true loves, that's a lot of true love.


That looks like five-zero, not one-five. 233~% more true love! (:D

...Coffee, eh? Closest I've come to that is coffee-cake muffins. I guess I might as well try some now, though...

*sips*

BLUH OH GOD IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:58 am

*hangs up a sign over the counter* Warning guys hottest coffee in the known universe.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:50 am

Okay the Wicked Witch of the west has narrowed down her list of potential applicacants it seems. I have been trying to think suitably evil thoughts ALL DAY. I am starting to feel dirty. Which if the beverages ya have here has the HIGHEST level of caffiene?

BLUH OH GOD IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH


Water, get the guy water! Dude, just wait until the caffiene kicks in. Your muffins will have nothing on it.

Hm, maybe I'll bake us some coffee cake once I'm done applying for a managerial position to the future president...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:50 am

Okay the Wicked Witch of the west has narrowed down her list of potential applicacants it seems. I have been trying to think suitably evil thoughts ALL DAY. I am starting to feel dirty. Which of the beverages ya have here has the HIGHEST level of caffiene?

BLUH OH GOD IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH


Water, get the guy water! Dude, just wait until the caffiene kicks in. Your muffins will have nothing on it.

Hm, maybe I'll bake us some coffee cake once I'm done applying for a managerial position to the future president...
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:40 pm

Scarab wrote:Okay the Wicked Witch of the west has narrowed down her list of potential applicacants it seems. I have been trying to think suitably evil thoughts ALL DAY. I am starting to feel dirty. Which if the beverages ya have here has the HIGHEST level of caffiene?

BLUH OH GOD IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH


Water, get the guy water! Dude, just wait until the caffiene kicks in. Your muffins will have nothing on it.

Hm, maybe I'll bake us some coffee cake once I'm done applying for a managerial position to the future president...


Okay guys just got all of the food finished. We have bagels, coffee cakes, muffins, and other assorted pastries. *puts them down on a table* Also Scarab the best thing we have might kill you, but we do have The Super Wake up call *delivers over a cup of green liquid* Warning it may keep you awake for... a amount of time.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:45 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:
Scarab wrote:Okay the Wicked Witch of the west has narrowed down her list of potential applicacants it seems. I have been trying to think suitably evil thoughts ALL DAY. I am starting to feel dirty. Which if the beverages ya have here has the HIGHEST level of caffiene?

BLUH OH GOD IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH


Water, get the guy water! Dude, just wait until the caffiene kicks in. Your muffins will have nothing on it.

Hm, maybe I'll bake us some coffee cake once I'm done applying for a managerial position to the future president...


Okay guys just got all of the food finished. We have bagels, coffee cakes, muffins, and other assorted pastries. *puts them down on a table* Also Scarab the best thing we have might kill you, but we do have The Super Wake up call *delivers over a cup of green liquid* Warning it may keep you awake for... a amount of time.


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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:56 pm

Nope, it is just the mixture of all the different liquids. With the fourth wall breaking down and me being able to trade across realities a lot of awesome business opportunities have arisen.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:59 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:Nope, it is just the mixture of all the different liquids. With the fourth wall breaking down and me being able to trade across realities a lot of awesome business opportunities have arisen.


I need to find a way to do that. The opportunities are truly endless.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:43 pm

Aaaaaaaaand I do believe pieces of my tongue are now flaking off. Heavily charred pieces, that is. Do we have any sorbet? Preferably lime?
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:50 pm

Okay guys just got all of the food finished. We have bagels, coffee cakes, muffins, and other assorted pastries. *puts them down on a table* Also Scarab the best thing we have might kill you, but we do have The Super Wake up call *delivers over a cup of green liquid* Warning it may keep you awake for... a amount of time.


*Stares at the hissing green cup suspiciously* Ohkaaaay well I've already danced with the devil in the pointy hat and lived, what the hell. *cautiously lifts to her lips*

... :o

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HOLY CRAP guys, I think I just remembered where I left my lost lunchbox in year three of primary school!!!! :shock:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:56 pm

If I make a play-by-post RPG, would you guys play? Also, why in the 'Who is online' in the main page some names are in red?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:57 pm

Victin wrote:If I make a play-by-post RPG, would you guys play? Also, why in the 'Who is online' in the main page some names are in red?


That sounds like a cool idea.

And red names are ones you've clicked on, unless they're bold, they're admins.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:57 pm

Victin wrote:If I make a play-by-post RPG, would you guys play? Also, why in the 'Who is online' in the main page some names are in red?


Because those are the people who you have seen the profiles for. By the way, hi everyone! Can I order a Ice Coffee with 2 sugars, please?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:59 pm

If I make a play-by-post RPG, would you guys play? Also, why in the 'Who is online' in the main page some names are in red?


I absolutely would, if I knew what a play-by-post RPG was! :shock: :shock: :shock:

HelpthegreenstuffwastoostrongandnowIcan'tstopshakinglongenoughtoputthecupdownohgodweneedtomarketthis.

Because those are the people who you have seen the profiles for. By the way, hi everyone! Can I order a Ice Coffee with 2 sugars, please?


TRYTHEGREENSTUFFTRYITNOW!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:02 pm

Because those are the people who you have seen the profiles for. By the way, hi everyone! Can I order a Ice Coffee with 2 sugars, please?


TRYTHEGREENSTUFFTRYITNOW![/quote]

What's in the Green Stuff? Limes? Slime? Monster Blood? I don't think I'll have any until I know what the heck it is.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:03 pm

The Finch wrote:
Because those are the people who you have seen the profiles for. By the way, hi everyone! Can I order a Ice Coffee with 2 sugars, please?


TRYTHEGREENSTUFFTRYITNOW!


What's in the Green Stuff? Limes? Slime? Monster Blood? I don't think I'll have any until I know what the heck it is.[/quote]

I believe it's all of those and more.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:04 pm

What's in the Green Stuff? Limes? Slime? Monster Blood? I don't think I'll have any until I know what the heck it is.


I have NO clue but I haven't felt this hyped since the incident with the coca cola, strawberry laces and blackjacks when I was six! :shock:

I REMEMBERED where I left my lunch box, man! You've got to try this.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:06 pm

Scarab wrote:
What's in the Green Stuff? Limes? Slime? Monster Blood? I don't think I'll have any until I know what the heck it is.


I have NO clue but I haven't felt this hyped since the incident with the coca cola, strawberry laces and blackjacks when I was six! :shock:

I REMEMBERED where I left my lunch box, man! You've got to try this.


No, my body is not ready for this... I'll pass...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:08 pm

The Finch wrote:
Scarab wrote:
What's in the Green Stuff? Limes? Slime? Monster Blood? I don't think I'll have any until I know what the heck it is.


I have NO clue but I haven't felt this hyped since the incident with the coca cola, strawberry laces and blackjacks when I was six! :shock:

I REMEMBERED where I left my lunch box, man! You've got to try this.


No, my body is not ready for this... I'll pass...


Think I might try some. Pass the glowing green goop!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:18 pm

Scarab wrote:
If I make a play-by-post RPG, would you guys play? Also, why in the 'Who is online' in the main page some names are in red?


I absolutely would, if I knew what a play-by-post RPG was! :shock: :shock: :shock:

HelpthegreenstuffwastoostrongandnowIcan'tstopshakinglongenoughtoputthecupdownohgodweneedtomarketthis.

Because those are the people who you have seen the profiles for. By the way, hi everyone! Can I order a Ice Coffee with 2 sugars, please?


TRYTHEGREENSTUFFTRYITNOW!

It's an RPG... Played by posting what you do... Maybe a TVTropes page may explain it better.
Also, what kind of RPG could it be?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:26 pm

Think I might try some. Pass the glowing green goop!


Hold up. Before I pass you this, I want you to make sure what you are doing.

You are trying to drink a Green colored drink that could magically cause memory revival while a Wicked Witch is out and a Wall is falling. You have no idea what is in said concoction, as it can be anything from Green Tea to Monster Blood. You have no idea what could happen to you if you consume said concoction, as the human body has different reactions to substances that are put in it. You also do not know if said concoction has been altered with ingredients like poison or disease. The substance can also be at the wrong temperature, causing sickness to whatever part it connects with.

Are you sure that you wish to continue with this choice?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:28 pm

The Finch wrote:
Think I might try some. Pass the glowing green goop!


Hold up. Before I pass you this, I want you to make sure what you are doing.

You are trying to drink a Green colored drink that could magically cause memory revival while a Wicked Witch is out and a Wall is falling. You have no idea what is in said concoction, as it can be anything from Green Tea to Monster Blood. You have no idea what could happen to you if you consume said concoction, as the human body has different reactions to substances that are put in it. You also do not know if said concoction has been altered with ingredients like poison or disease. The substance can also be at the wrong temperature, causing sickness to whatever part it connects with.

Are you sure that you wish to continue with this choice?


Well when you put it that way...

Sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:29 pm

Alright then, here it comes...

(SLIDE)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:30 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Well when you put it that way...

Sure.

Me too! I need something to boost me up! Gimme!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:33 pm

*Drinks*

*Falls to the floor, starts convulsing rapidly. Steam is coming from ears and foam from the mouth*

*Suddenly sits bolt upright*

OH GOD THE HORROR THE ABSOLUTE HORROR

*Crawls into the corner and curls into a fetal position mumbling to himself and crying softly*
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