The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

Why are we letting a dragon one of the most dangerous creatures in fiction guard the green drink which mutates everything into a more dangerous form? Is there an Idiot Ball being passed around?

No. The bottles appear to be indestructible, and the dragon's nose is too big to drink out of them...

[Pixelmage]

Why are we letting a dragon one of the most dangerous creatures in fiction guard the green drink which mutates everything into a more dangerous form? Is there an Idiot Ball being passed around?

No. The bottles appear to be indestructible, and the dragon's nose is too big to drink out of them...

"See? Nothing wrong with the bottles! Let me have one. I promise I'm not planning to make it into a galaxy shattering bomb. Honest. No really."

[Scarab]

*Is just sort of sitting, watching all of this from on top of the pillow fort*

No. The bottles appear to be indestructible, and the dragon's nose is too big to drink out of them...

We could get him a bucket, but then the Homestuck fans in here would be grossed out...I think we're going to have to redecorate after this is over. I mean sure it seems cool when you're remembering where you left your mittens when you were six, and when the cats are growing horns but THEN some clever bugger goes and gives it to the dragon and we're all screwed.

Luckily, I sheilding the pillow fort with lead and aluminium. Should be bomb proof...

And can somebody please tie NeverSlender to something? Like, something OTHER than the dragon? He's going to hurt himself.

[Sicon112]

"See? Nothing wrong with the bottles! Let me have one. I promise I'm not planning to make it into a galaxy shattering bomb. Honest. No really."

OK, sure. Here ya go! *A puff of red flame materializes a bottle in his hands from inside the still sealed storeroom and he tosses it to Pixel*

[Guyshane]

"See? Nothing wrong with the bottles! Let me have one. I promise I'm not planning to make it into a galaxy shattering bomb. Honest. No really."

OK, sure. Here ya go! *A puff of red flame materializes a bottle in his hands from inside the still sealed storeroom and he tosses it to Pixel*

We are all doomed

[NeverSlender]

*Is just sort of sitting, watching all of this from on top of the pillow fort*

No. The bottles appear to be indestructible, and the dragon's nose is too big to drink out of them...

We could get him a bucket, but then the Homestuck fans in here would be grossed out...I think we're going to have to redecorate after this is over. I mean sure it seems cool when you're remembering where you left your mittens when you were six, and when the cats are growing horns but THEN some clever bugger goes and gives it to the dragon and we're all screwed.

Luckily, I sheilding the pillow fort with lead and aluminium. Should be bomb proof...

And can somebody please tie NeverSlender to something? Like, something OTHER than the dragon? He's going to hurt himself.

*Attaches a harness to the Dragon and takes flight*

FOR CTHULHU!!!!

[AMimsyBorogove]

Meh. Doesn't really matter anyway. Say, I'd like to reevaluate my opinion of this green stuff. It's not actually limeade, because I seem to be moonwalking uncontrollably.

[Sicon112]

*Is just sort of sitting, watching all of this from on top of the pillow fort*

No. The bottles appear to be indestructible, and the dragon's nose is too big to drink out of them...

We could get him a bucket, but then the Homestuck fans in here would be grossed out...I think we're going to have to redecorate after this is over. I mean sure it seems cool when you're remembering where you left your mittens when you were six, and when the cats are growing horns but THEN some clever bugger goes and gives it to the dragon and we're all screwed.

Luckily, I sheilding the pillow fort with lead and aluminium. Should be bomb proof...

And can somebody please tie NeverSlender to something? Like, something OTHER than the dragon? He's going to hurt himself.

*Attaches a harness to the Dragon and takes flight*

FOR CTHULHU!!!!

You are worrying over nothing! Look, he rides great! I'm sure he will be fine...

[Guyshane]

Thats it. I need my giant death robot

[Lordxana0]

*Looks at the giant hole in my roof* Cool a skylight. Also I can't have a dragon getting out into the world *pulls out a detonator* I also wanted to explode twenty pounds of tnt I put into a dragon *activates it and the earth rumbles from the blast* Now I need a new dragon. On the plus side who wants dragon ribs!?

[Scarab]

OK, sure. Here ya go! *A puff of red flame materializes a bottle in his hands from inside the still sealed storeroom and he tosses it to Pixel*

Thanks. Thanks a lot, Scion, when the world implodes I'm blamind you, from inside the safety of the pillow fort.

You know Im starting to wonder if that green stuff doesn't also ham up aspects of our existing personality... I mean, it made me rediculously hyperactive, it made Scion worryingly hypercompetent and scheming, I'm not sure what it did to Isla. They seem to exagerrate us somehow... I say we give it to Mister A.

*Attaches a harness to the Dragon and takes flight*

...Fuck. *Begins making lasso and aims for the dragons head*

[Sicon112]

OK, sure. Here ya go! *A puff of red flame materializes a bottle in his hands from inside the still sealed storeroom and he tosses it to Pixel*

Thanks. Thanks a lot, Scion, when the world implodes I'm blamind you, from inside the safety of the pillow fort.

You know Im starting to wonder if that green stuff doesn't also ham up aspects of our existing personality... I mean, it made me rediculously hyperactive, it made Scion worryingly hypercompetent and scheming, I'm not sure what it did to Isla. They seem to exagerrate us somehow... I say we give it to Mister A.

*Attaches a harness to the Dragon and takes flight*

...Fuck. *Begins making lasso and aims for the dragons head*

Too late, he already blew up. It was a pretty cool explosion too. *slips off to corner* *mutters* Just As Planned. One down, plenty to go...

[AMimsyBorogove]

Err... Then what did it do to me? I seem to have violently exploded while gaining gravity defying epic dance powers and referencing several internet memes. Did it make me into the embodiment of 4chan or something? 0.o

[Pixelmage]

OK, sure. Here ya go! *A puff of red flame materializes a bottle in his hands from inside the still sealed storeroom and he tosses it to Pixel*

*catch*
"Thanks! Seems to be quite interesting this thing..." *urge to sip it*
*open the bottle and smell it*
"Oh... Guys..? Wait... No... Nevermind..."
*close the bottle and goes stand completely still in a corner*

[Scarab]

Too late, he already blew up. It was a pretty cool explosion too. *slips off to corner* *mutters* Just As Planned. One down, plenty to go...

>.> Well I'm not cleaning up the mess.

Um... I'm just... going to go stand over here now and possibly obtain some of the green stuff for myself, now, okay?

[NeverSlender]

*By an act of barely believeable luck, I land on the pillow fort. I drag my self out*

Mummy I don't wanna be in Innsmouth anymore...

[AMimsyBorogove]

Have you ever considered moving?

[The Finch]

Well, it's the end of the world as we know it.

[Lordxana0]

Okay I have a new guardian beast. His name is Fluffy and he guards my drinks. Do you know what Fluffy is? Neither do I, the reason for that is he won't attack me, but no one else has survived seeing him. Good thing his handlers were robots... one of them at least.

[Nitrogenous Base]

Why are we letting a dragon one of the most dangerous creatures in fiction guard the green drink which mutates everything into a more dangerous form? Is there an Idiot Ball being passed around?

Because it doesn't matter how dangerous the dragon is... we know a lime that's even more dangerous.

[Guyshane]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI

[Scarab]

Mummy I don't wanna be in Innsmouth anymore...

*facepalm* Look, as one of your fellow Brits around here I feel this strange requirement to make sure you in particular don't get scorched to death by dragons or drawn into the schemes of Sicon who appears to to turn kind of evil when exposed to the green stuff, but you're making it very difficuly.

Well, it's the end of the world as we know it.

And we all feel fine.

[Sicon112]

Okay I have a new guardian beast. His name is Fluffy and he guards my drinks. Do you know what Fluffy is? Neither do I, the reason for that is he won't attack me, but no one else has survived seeing him. Good thing his handlers were robots... one of them at least.

Sounds cool... Can I put him in my doom fort/your back room? I let the dragon out to play and you blew him up. It's the least you can do...

[NeverSlender]

Mummy I don't wanna be in Innsmouth anymore...

*facepalm* Look, as one of your fellow Brits around here I feel this strange requirement to make sure you in particular don't get scorched to death by dragons or drawn into the schemes of Sicon who appears to to turn kind of evil when exposed to the green stuff, but you're making it very difficuly.

Well, it's the end of the world as we know it.

And we all feel fine.

To be fair, Sicon forced it down my throat.

[Lordxana0]

Okay I have a new guardian beast. His name is Fluffy and he guards my drinks. Do you know what Fluffy is? Neither do I, the reason for that is he won't attack me, but no one else has survived seeing him. Good thing his handlers were robots... one of them at least.

Sounds cool... Can I put him in my doom fort/your back room? I let the dragon out to play and you blew him up. It's the least you can do...

No, but tell you what *pulls out more of the green stuff* a round for everyone, on the house.