The Coffee Room

[JackAlsworth]

*fumbles grenade* DON'T GET ME INVOLVED IN THIS PLEASE

[Scarab]

*fumbles grenade* DON'T GET ME INVOLVED IN THIS PLEASE

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS YOUR JOB! *Grabs grenade and throws it out the nearest just-conveniently-appeared trap door in the ground. Listens for an explosion, followed by the gurgling scream of a thousand spirits crying out, then suddenly silenced.

Uh... Okay, Pixie, I think I've figured out where the energy for all those KNIVES is coming from ,there's an ancient graveyard under here.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Everyone throws them.)

Imhotep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( Huge Explosion that looks like the Northern Lights and a Payload Nuke explosion mixed together, with the graveyard blowing up and souls being sucked into the sky. explosion ends after half an hour.)

( Walks over and finds the normal Mummy there)

The Mummy: W-What? What happened?

Me: Stand up. You burned down the shop, froze it, summoned an undead army, nearly sucked me into the Underworld, and became giant.

Frankenstein's Monster: And you killed my wife.

( The Mummy brings her back to life. Frankenstein's Monster and his Bride go ice skating.)

The Mummy: And I will get this infernal scroll out that messed me up and made me become evil.

( He throws the Scroll of Seth's Trolling Warriors into the trapdoor crater)

Me: Now how do we get the shop out of the ice? It's frozen deep down enough, near Atlantis, which is under the ice. With the graveyard of course. And half of the train, except the engine and the coal car and half of the first class car)

ALSO: 101 PAGES NOW AND COUNTING!

[JackAlsworth]

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS YOUR JOB! *Grabs grenade and throws it out the nearest just-conveniently-appeared trap door in the ground. Listens for an explosion, followed by the gurgling scream of a thousand spirits crying out, then suddenly silenced.

Uh... Okay, Pixie, I think I've figured out where the energy for all those KNIVES is coming from ,there's an ancient graveyard under here.

My job is to be responsible, not to encourage the madness!

*looks down at graveyard* Hmmm, these names look familiar...

[The Wild West Pyro]

There's one that says " Slenderman."

Another says " Kharis"

And one says:

Wait....

Something's terribly wrong with this graveyard.

OUR NAMES ARE ON THE TOMBSTONES!

[Scarab]

There's one that says " Slenderman."

Another says " Kharis"

And one says:

Wait....

Something's terribly wrong with this graveyard.

OUR NAMES ARE ON THE TOMBSTONES!

...Okay I'll save being freaked out for now I just want to know, do I get a COOL gravestone, shaped like a scarab beetle?

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Checks)

Yes.

You may open the coffin if you please.

[Scarab]

( Checks)

Yes.

You may open the coffin if you please.

...Like hell I will.

Excuse me I have a job to go to.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Me: Now how do we get the shop out of the ice? It's frozen deep down enough, near Atlantis, which is under the ice. With the graveyard of course. And half of the train, except the engine and the coal car and half of the first class car)

Lasers solve everything! (and I've still got a spare laser grenade, so... *lobs it at the ice*)

[S_o_S]

You call that a grenade? This is a grenade! *pulls out the Holy Hand Grenade*

[Guyshane]

Me: Now how do we get the shop out of the ice? It's frozen deep down enough, near Atlantis, which is under the ice. With the graveyard of course. And half of the train, except the engine and the coal car and half of the first class car)

Lasers solve everything! (and I've still got a spare laser grenade, so... *lobs it at the ice*)

Well i can melt the ice for you if you want. Some of you might get cancer if I do though

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

You call that a grenade? This is a grenade! *pulls out the Holy Hand Grenade*

Three shall be the number of thy counting. Four shalt thou not count; neither shalt thou count two, except that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out.

*one, two, three, three and a half-- damn.*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*gets on, sees the word grenade, and so without having any idea what's going on...*

Oh, hey, cool! Explosions! Here, let me help!

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*randomly begins blowing up everything.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*gets on, sees the word grenade, and so without having any idea what's going on...*

Oh, hey, cool! Explosions! Here, let me help!

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*randomly begins blowing up everything.*

dude, srsly? that was my new computer! I worked hard on it, gave it green stuff and everything. It was soo cool...
gone now

[Victin]

*gets on, sees the word grenade, and so without having any idea what's going on...*

Oh, hey, cool! Explosions! Here, let me help!

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*randomly begins blowing up everything.*

dude, srsly? that was my new computer! I worked hard on it, gave it green stuff and everything. It was soo cool...
gone now

*gives another computer to eli*

[S_o_S]

Victin can summon computers from hyperspace... Can I have one?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*gets on, sees the word grenade, and so without having any idea what's going on...*

Oh, hey, cool! Explosions! Here, let me help!

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

*randomly begins blowing up everything.*

dude, srsly? that was my new computer! I worked hard on it, gave it green stuff and everything. It was soo cool...
gone now

*gives another computer to eli*

*gives cookies*

[Pixelmage]

Victin can summon computers from hyperspace... Can I have one?

No. I can summon things here. That was his home computer.
Have a knife. Now go stab something!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Victin can summon computers from hyperspace... Can I have one?

No. I can summon things here. That was his home computer.
Have a knife. Now go stab something!

I can haz knife?

[Pixelmage]

Victin can summon computers from hyperspace... Can I have one?

No. I can summon things here. That was his home computer.
Have a knife. Now go stab something!

I can haz knife?

Here you go. *Hands two knives*

[eli_gone_crazy]

No. I can summon things here. That was his home computer.
Have a knife. Now go stab something!

I can haz knife?

Here you go. *Hands two knives*

Now to find mimsy....
*goes searching*

[Victin]

Mimsy, here, here your little psycho! I have coooookiiieeees.

[S_o_S]

Victin can summon computers from hyperspace... Can I have one?

No. I can summon things here. That was his home computer.
Have a knife. Now go stab something!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *drinks more green and stabs a convenient bear*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Mimsy, here, here your little psycho! I have coooookiiieeees.

I...

[eli_gone_crazy]

Victin can summon computers from hyperspace... Can I have one?

No. I can summon things here. That was his home computer.
Have a knife. Now go stab something!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *drinks more green and stabs a convenient bear*

Hi, I'm eli. What's up? You might want to lay off the green stuff.
Or you'll turn out like Sicon and Mimsy.