The Coffee Room

[JRPictures]

God I'm a little annoyed today.

I'll just drink some Blue Stuff (C)

Might I suggest some Red Stuff (RP) to go with that?

Sounds nice I'll have some.

*drinks Red Stuff (RP)*

Tastes like ice cream covered in ketchup, but tastes better than it sounds.

[Victin]

God I'm a little annoyed today.

I'll just drink some Blue Stuff (C)

Might I suggest some Red Stuff (RP) to go with that?

Sounds nice I'll have some.

*drinks Red Stuff (RP)*

Tastes like ice cream covered in ketchup, but tastes better than it sounds.

I prefer my Grin Stuff [TM]

[JRPictures]

What?

Does that taste like smiles?

[Victin]

What?

Does that taste like smiles?

It taste like Dead Cheshires, mixed with the color on waveleght of 800 nm and with a little bit of winter.

[JRPictures]

What?

Does that taste like smiles?

It taste like Dead Cheshires, mixed with the color on waveleght of 800 nm and with a little bit of winter.

Makes sense.

[eli_gone_crazy]

God I'm a little annoyed today.

I'll just drink some Blue Stuff (C)

Might I suggest some Red Stuff (RP) to go with that?

Sounds nice I'll have some.

*drinks Red Stuff (RP)*

Tastes like ice cream covered in ketchup, but tastes better than it sounds.

Just don't ask what it's made out of....
*edges towards door*

[eli_gone_crazy]

I vote that we rename the coffee room to "the boring room".
All those in favor say "aye"

[Pixelmage]

Nay.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Nay.

ouch, right off the bat too. XD

[Pixelmage]

Don't worry. There's an apocalypse coming around soon.
But, I'll be leaving for now.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Don't worry. There's an apocalypse coming around soon.
But, I'll be leaving for now.

By all means, take your time.
*drinks tea*

[JRPictures]

Don't worry. There's an apocalypse coming around soon.
But, I'll be leaving for now.

Oooh can't wait.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Everyone throws them.)

Imhotep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( Huge Explosion that looks like the Northern Lights and a Payload Nuke explosion mixed together, with the graveyard blowing up and souls being sucked into the sky. explosion ends after half an hour.)

( Walks over and finds the normal Mummy there)

The Mummy: W-What? What happened?

Me: Stand up. You burned down the shop, froze it, summoned an undead army, nearly sucked me into the Underworld, and became giant.

Frankenstein's Monster: And you killed my wife.

( The Mummy brings her back to life. Frankenstein's Monster and his Bride go ice skating.)

The Mummy: And I will get this infernal scroll out that messed me up and made me become evil.

( He throws the Scroll of Seth's Trolling Warriors into the trapdoor crater)

Me: Now how do we get the shop out of the ice? It's frozen deep down enough, near Atlantis, which is under the ice. With the graveyard of course. And half of the train, except the engine and the coal car and half of the first class car)

:

Oh. Through the use of magic fire, nukes and Frankenstein's Monster and his Bride ice skating around the crater, we can go try to get the shop out of the ice.

We will need Crowbars, Sledgehammers, Hammers, Ice Axes, Dynamite, a Jackhammer, Military Shovels, Cold Steel Shovels, Pickaxes and Fire. Pick one of those to use. Oh, and we will be dressing in very warm old diving suits with lime air aqualungs at the back. If you need air, refill the tank by going back to the surface and filling it with lime scented air. Drink Hot Chocolate and eat a hot meal before going. Frankenstein's Monster and the Bride of Frankenstein have a Hospital Tent in case anyone gets attacked by those sharks under the ice.

( Picks up Crowbar)

Now let's get the shop out of the Antartica Ice.

Oh, and, carry a pistol, Revolver, Laser Gun, Lawgiver or any other handgun with you. It's to combat the sharks.

WARNING: THE WATER IS -5000 degrees!

[JRPictures]

No problem I have a shield and protective barrier.

*pulls out Lawgiver*

LET'S KICK SOME ASS

MOTHERF*CKER

[The Wild West Pyro]

No problem I have a shield and protective barrier.

*pulls out Lawgiver*

LET'S KICK SOME ASS

MOTHERF*CKER

( Pulls out Glock 19)

SHARKS, ( Jaw's entire family to date is under the ice) PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR LIME BULLETS.

( Jumps in)

AAAGH THIS IS COLD!

NOTE: IT'S NOW - 100,000 DEGREES CELSIUS! SO DRINK TEN CUPS OF HOT CHOCOLATE THEN DIVE!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh, and- JRPictures, if you can, why don't you try to DUEL WIELD Lawgivers?

It would wreck Jaws's Family all right.

PS: Do not harm the kiddie sharks: Rather, give them to The Antarctica Shark Orphanage on that big cave near the sea over there.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Also, remember to avoid the Fujiyama Volcano that is under the ice and blowing up every ten minutes.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Make that every 5 seconds. The spellcard just entered stage 2.

*dons shades and watches as things start blowing up*

Screw breaking the ice. I'll just evaporate it down to the very last molecule of H2O!

[eli_gone_crazy]

*yawn*
*another drink of tea*

[Scarab]

*yawn*
*another drink of tea*

Yeah when these guys start at it, there's really no stopping them for a few pages... I can sometimes try to spice it up a bit with a few ice blasts. But they keep evaporating because unlike SOME people around here I try to stick within the laws of three dimensional physics... well. To a degree, anyway. Heh heh, 'degree', that's an ice joke...

I think I've got the ice grenades thing down, though.

Iced Oolong? *offers cups*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*yawn*
*another drink of tea*

Yeah when these guys start at it, there's really no stopping them for a few pages... I can sometimes try to spice it up a bit with a few ice blasts. But they keep evaporating because unlike SOME people around here I try to stick within the laws of three dimensional physics... well. To a degree, anyway. Heh heh, 'degree', that's an ice joke...

I think I've got the ice grenades thing down, though.

Iced Oolong? *offers cups*

Thanks, never had Oolong before.
(hehe sorry stereotypical southern person, I drink Iced(sweet) tea.)

[Scarab]

Thanks, never had Oolong before.
(hehe sorry stereotypical southern person, I drink Iced(sweet) tea.)

Hm. wait, whereabouts are you FROM, Eli? I just kind of assumed you were American... *pours tea... shooes away the extra dimensional spiders of darkness trying to steal it*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Thanks, never had Oolong before.
(hehe sorry stereotypical southern person, I drink Iced(sweet) tea.)

Hm. wait, whereabouts are you FROM, Eli? I just kind of assumed you were American... *pours tea... shooes away the extra dimensional spiders of darkness trying to steal it*

I am. Ever hear of Georgia?
You know, Gone with the Wind, Civil War, yada yada. Oh, and now Honey Boo Boo.
God, I hate that show.
*takes tea and sets bob after the spiders*

[Scarab]

am. Ever hear of Georgia?
You know, Gone with the Wind, Civil War, yada yada. Oh, and now Honey Boo Boo.
God, I hate that show.
*takes tea and sets bob after the spiders*

Oh right, 'the hills are alive' and all that... 'these are a few of my favourite things'. Personally I prefer the Minecraft version of that.

Wait, Honey... Boo Boo?
I... sort of want to know what that is, in the same way I want to know what the gutted shell of a burned out supermarket looks like. It's mostly morbid curiosity

[eli_gone_crazy]

am. Ever hear of Georgia?
You know, Gone with the Wind, Civil War, yada yada. Oh, and now Honey Boo Boo.
God, I hate that show.
*takes tea and sets bob after the spiders*

Oh right, 'the hills are alive' and all that... 'these are a few of my favourite things'. Personally I prefer the Minecraft version of that.

Wait, Honey... Boo Boo?
I... sort of want to know what that is, in the same way I want to know what the gutted shell of a burned out supermarket looks like. It's mostly morbid curiosity

uhm sorta. more like four hours of film and this is the last line

and Honey Boo Boo is.... worse than here. It lowers I.Q. points and no, not all Americans behave like this atrocity