The Coffee Room

[S_o_S]

uhm sorta. more like four hours of film and this is the last line

and Honey Boo Boo is.... worse than here. It lowers I.Q. points and no, not all Americans behave like this atrocity

Your poor, poor country. Dear God in heaven...

Oh, I'm going to a Halloween party tonight as the Phantom of the Opera.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Personally, I would go as The Invisible Man.

I preferred Georgia when it was before Honey Boo Boo, yes.

Oh, and- an idea for the Universal House of Horrors- have a few new exhibits- The 1931 Frankenstein's Monster fighting with his creator in the burning windmill, The 1943 Phantom hacksawing through the chandelier's chains and sending it into the audience and The Invisible Man unwrapping his bandages at the Iping inn, then causing the
infamous train wreck he does in the movie.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Diving through the ice)

Found the Coffee Shop, it's crashed into an Atlantis Temple.

There are tombstones from the graveyard floating around.

( Get's out Crowbar)

Right, I'll force the window open like TFC and Gordan Freeman do it- AAAAAARRRGH GET AWAY SHARK AAARGH

BLAM BLAM BLAM

EAT MY GLOCK 19!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT THE SHARKS WHILE I WAS GONE? They will be dealt with.

In other news, while I was gone I discovered how my lasergun spawned grenades!
Turns out whenever I touch coffee in here, it turns into laserbeams. The same thing happens with Green Stuff, except then I get green laserbeams.

...It's sort of like the Midas touch, but with lasers, and only works on demonic drinks.

[Guyshane]

WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT THE SHARKS WHILE I WAS GONE? They will be dealt with.

In other news, while I was gone I discovered how my lasergun spawned grenades!
Turns out whenever I touch coffee in here, it turns into laserbeams. The same thing happens with Green Stuff, except then I get green laserbeams.

...It's sort of like the Midas touch, but with lasers, and only works on demonic drinks.

Awesome

[The Wild West Pyro]

WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT THE SHARKS WHILE I WAS GONE? They will be dealt with.

In other news, while I was gone I discovered how my lasergun spawned grenades!
Turns out whenever I touch coffee in here, it turns into laserbeams. The same thing happens with Green Stuff, except then I get green laserbeams.

...It's sort of like the Midas touch, but with lasers, and only works on demonic drinks.

Um.. About the Sharks- they are very dangerous. The Sharks are JAWS'S entire family and friends!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT THE SHARKS WHILE I WAS GONE? They will be dealt with.

In other news, while I was gone I discovered how my lasergun spawned grenades!
Turns out whenever I touch coffee in here, it turns into laserbeams. The same thing happens with Green Stuff, except then I get green laserbeams.

...It's sort of like the Midas touch, but with lasers, and only works on demonic drinks.

Um.. About the Sharks- they are very dangerous. The Sharks are JAWS'S entire family and friends!

The sharks are our LAST LINE OF DEFENSE against the cephalopods! We must not harm them!
Also Floyd's my best friend. And he can eat your legs.

[JackAlsworth]

The sharks are our LAST LINE OF DEFENSE against the cephalopods! We must not harm them!
Also Floyd's my best friend. And he can eat your legs.

^Implying that Floyd can't eat the rest of you.

[Sicon112]

*WHEW* One more massive, awesome RPG post done. Now I take a night to rest and get cracking on the second half of the compilation tomorrow afternoon.

I'm curious, does anyone outside the player group follow our RPGs?

[eli_gone_crazy]

On a random note, where I work, the code for limes is 69.

[The Wild West Pyro]

WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO HURT THE SHARKS WHILE I WAS GONE? They will be dealt with.

In other news, while I was gone I discovered how my lasergun spawned grenades!
Turns out whenever I touch coffee in here, it turns into laserbeams. The same thing happens with Green Stuff, except then I get green laserbeams.

...It's sort of like the Midas touch, but with lasers, and only works on demonic drinks.

Um.. About the Sharks- they are very dangerous. The Sharks are JAWS'S entire family and friends!

The sharks are our LAST LINE OF DEFENSE against the cephalopods! We must not harm them!
Also Floyd's my best friend. And he can eat your legs.

Get past these guys first then.

( Spawns Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, The Mummy, The Invisible Man, The Bride of Frankenstein, The Wolf Man, The Phantom of the Opera and The Creature from the Black Lagoon)

Fight them as practice- USING ONLY YOUR FISTS. ALSO, NO CHEATS.

[S_o_S]

On a random note, where I work, the code for limes is 69.

Gurt is totally responsible for this. Somehow.

[eli_gone_crazy]

On a random note, where I work, the code for limes is 69.

Gurt is totally responsible for this. Somehow.

Now I giggle childishly inside as I type in the code.
XD

[S_o_S]

Posting this in here because I don't want to derail the Quixote Twitter thread.

So, I just spent half an hour searching in vain for an image of Don Quixote on Google that would be suitable for a Gangnam Style meme.

I have genuinely never been so disappointed in myself. Gimme some green.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Posting this in here because I don't want to derail the Quixote Twitter thread.

So, I just spent half an hour searching in vain for an image of Don Quixote on Google that would be suitable for a Gangnam Style meme.

I have genuinely never been so disappointed in myself. Gimme some green.

*hands him blue stuff*
this is better.

[Victin]

Posting this in here because I don't want to derail the Quixote Twitter thread.

So, I just spent half an hour searching in vain for an image of Don Quixote on Google that would be suitable for a Gangnam Style meme.

I have genuinely never been so disappointed in myself. Gimme some green.

*hands him blue stuff*
this is better.

Nonono, this is better Grin Stuff (TM)

[S_o_S]

Posting this in here because I don't want to derail the Quixote Twitter thread.

So, I just spent half an hour searching in vain for an image of Don Quixote on Google that would be suitable for a Gangnam Style meme.

I have genuinely never been so disappointed in myself. Gimme some green.

*hands him blue stuff*
this is better.

Nonono, this is better Grin Stuff (TM)

Blue... It's a nice colour... *drinks* Oh my... *also drinks Grin stuff* OH MY THAT'S REACTING WITH THE BLUE.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*dodges sparks of blue smiles as S_o_s goes nuts*

[S_o_S]

*dodges sparks of blue smiles as S_o_s goes nuts*

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *asplodes*

[eli_gone_crazy]

I don't think that was our best idea for an assassination Victin.

Oh, and we respawn in here. That is, if we actually die.

[Victin]

I don't think that was our best idea for an assassination Victin.

Oh, and we respawn in here. That is, if we actually die.

Thanks. I wonder what happens if I keep mixing stuff up:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)

Blue + Grin = Explosion

[eli_gone_crazy]

I don't think that was our best idea for an assassination Victin.

Oh, and we respawn in here. That is, if we actually die.

Thanks. I wonder what happens if I keep mixing stuff up:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)

Blue + Grin = Explosion

I volunteer as tribute!

[S_o_S]

I don't think that was our best idea for an assassination Victin.

Oh, and we respawn in here. That is, if we actually die.

*reanimates* Oh, how convenient. Never again by the way. I have a bluegrin hangover.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I don't think that was our best idea for an assassination Victin.

Oh, and we respawn in here. That is, if we actually die.

*reanimates* Oh, how convenient. Never again by the way. I have a bluegrin hangover.

*hands over reen stuff*
try this!

[S_o_S]

Reen stuff? Is it a hangover cure?