The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

Reen stuff? Is it a hangover cure?

yes? *awkward smile*

[Victin]

I don't think that was our best idea for an assassination Victin.

Oh, and we respawn in here. That is, if we actually die.

Thanks. I wonder what happens if I keep mixing stuff up:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (R)
Blue + Grin = Explosion

I volunteer as tribute!

You, my assistant, take the Red Stuff and the Grin Stuff while I hide under that tree made of diamonds made of paper.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I volunteer as tribute!

You, my assistant, take the Red Stuff and the Grin Stuff while I hide under that tree made of diamonds made of paper.

wait, wouldn't that just be- you know what, never mind.
*drinks rin stuff*
OMG WHERE AM I? o_o What is that? who are you? where are you going? are you coming back?

[JackAlsworth]

Well that's fantastic, you just handed her amnesia juice.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Well that's fantastic, you just handed her amnesia juice.

ooohhhh, you're green. How did you do that?

[S_o_S]

Reen stuff? Is it a hangover cure?

yes? *awkward smile*

*drinks Reen stuff*

*Awaits horrible effects*

[JackAlsworth]

ooohhhh, you're green. How did you do that?

It's a condition! Don't judge me!

[eli_gone_crazy]

ooohhhh, you're green. How did you do that?

It's a condition! Don't judge me!

I wasn't
Where am i though?

[Victin]

- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (R)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
Update. Now, I shall drink Grin Stuff and Green Stuff
*mixes Grin Stuff and Green Stuff in one mug*
*mugs starts to change colors, play music, smiles and winks at me*
Okay... *drinks*
*glows with the colors of the rainbow and starts levitating*
Uuuuuuuh... Salamanders... Pretty salamanders...

[JackAlsworth]

It's... a long story. Just try not to move too much.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I would help with the SCIENCE, but whenever I get near the demonic drinks, they turn into lasers.
...I could help experiment with what kind of lasers they each turn into?

[Victin]

I would help with the SCIENCE, but whenever I get near the demonic drinks, they turn into lasers.
...I could help experiment with what kind of lasers they each turn into?

Me! When I finish my own experiment.

[eli_gone_crazy]

It's... a long story. Just try not to move too much.

Is that, cthulhu?

[Victin]

It's... a long story. Just try not to move too much.

Is that, cthulhu?

Nonono, Ctulthu is Kariese's husband.

[eli_gone_crazy]

It's... a long story. Just try not to move too much.

Is that, cthulhu?

Nonono, Ctulthu is Kariese's husband.

I, I don't understand. o-o

[Victin]

Is that, cthulhu?

Nonono, Ctulthu is Kariese's husband.

I, I don't understand. o-o

IslaKariese married Ctulthu. If you don't give them a gift, he will destroy you. Easy. Now gimme the gift!

[eli_gone_crazy]

wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

[Victin]

wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

Damn! I was discovered.
*flyes aways*
*beat*
*stops to shine and starts to fall down*
Salamandeeeeeeers! Help m-Where are yo-*hits the ground*
YOU CAN NOW ONLY COME BACK TOMORROW
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP
Noooooooooooooooooooo-Victin disconected

[eli_gone_crazy]

wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

Damn! I was discovered.
*flyes aways*
*beat*
*stops to shine and starts to fall down*
Salamandeeeeeeers! Help m-Where are yo-*hits the ground*
YOU CAN NOW ONLY COME BACK TOMORROW
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP
Noooooooooooooooooooo-Victin disconected

Is thoroughly confused.

[JackAlsworth]

Don't worry, I don't think anyone understood that.

(Although I wouldn't mind someone proving me wrong...)

[Pixelmage]

Don't be. He's trippy like that.

[Pixelmage]

Random Knife Spam. Because I'm bored and I'm immune to Green Stuff (TM) insanity!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Random Knife Spam. Because I'm bored and I'm immune to Green Stuff (TM) insanity!

What's with all the knives?
How did you do that?
Can I do that?

[JackAlsworth]

Why do I get the feeling keeping eli safe through the Coffee Room is like changing I Wanna Be The Guy into an escort quest?

Knifes is just something Pixel can do. There's a lot of that going on around here. As I said, don't move around too much.

*slows time and knocks all of the knives near eli down*

Pixel! Don't you dare! And don't let her near the Green Stuff!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Why do I get the feeling keeping eli safe through the Coffee Room is like changing I Wanna Be The Guy into an escort quest?

Knifes is just something Pixel can do. There's a lot of that going on around here. As I said, don't move around too much.

*slows time and knocks all of the knives near eli down*

Pixel! Don't you dare! And don't let her near the Green Stuff!

*sits down*
Uhm, green stuff? cool.
Why is there a dragon licking me?