The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

That's GuyShane's pet. Forgot his name.

Want me to stab him?

[eli_gone_crazy]

That's GuyShane's pet. Forgot his name.

Want me to stab him?

He's kinda cute. :3
*grabs stick*
Go get the stick... uhm, boy?

[AMimsyBorogove]

A dragon? AWESOME! >.< *lands atop the dragon and force-feeds it Green Stuff, followed by a nuclear warhead pulled from hammerspace, then slaps a pair of Kamina shades on it and flies off to watch the carnage.*

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER. I love science.

...

Wait, is this even science anymore...? Ah, well, screw it. Still the best idea ever.

*calls* Hey guys, I might have just created Green Stuff powered Dragon Kamina Godzilla! Just thought you might want to know!

[eli_gone_crazy]

A dragon? AWESOME! >.< *lands atop the dragon and force-feeds it Green Stuff, followed by a nuclear warhead pulled from hammerspace, then slaps a pair of Kamina shades on it and flies off to watch the carnage.*

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER. I love science.

...

Wait, is this even science anymore...? Ah, well, screw it. Still the best idea ever.

*calls* Hey guys, I might have just created Green Stuff powered Dragon Kamina Godzilla! Just thought you might want to know!

Whaaaat?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Exactly.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Exactly.

Who are you?

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Mixes Grin Stuff and everything else together. Pours it into a WWII Stick Grenade)

MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA......

( Chucks grenade under the ice)

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

( Huge explosion. Atlantis, Sharks, Train, Graveyard and the Shop are thrown out from under the ice)

YEEAAAAH! I GOT EVERYTHING OUT FROM UNDER THE ICE!!!!!

Mission Completed!

Operation Rescue Coffee Shop over!

Wait- are those the Universal Monsters next to me? And the Frankenweenie characters and monsters?

INCLUDING THE GIANT GODZILLA TURTLE?

[eli_gone_crazy]

I think everyone here needs to speak with a medical professional.
Wait.
Whats wrong with me, then??

[The Wild West Pyro]

I think everyone here needs to speak with a medical professional.
Wait.
Whats wrong with me, then??

Too much Blue Stuff. I drank it. Found out it causes hallucinations.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I think everyone here needs to speak with a medical professional.
Wait.
Whats wrong with me, then??

Too much Blue Stuff. I drank it. Found out it causes hallucinations.

cool. I have no clue who you are, but cool.

[IslaKariese]

I think everyone here needs to speak with a medical professional.
Wait.
Whats wrong with me, then??

Too much Blue Stuff. I drank it. Found out it causes hallucinations.

cool. I have no clue who you are, but cool.

*snerk*

[eli_gone_crazy]

yeah, I'm pretty confused.
and someone gave drugs to the dragon. >_>

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

(Voicing my semi-complaint here rather than further derailing the Cabal thread)
I don't even DRINK coffee! The only caffeine I ever get is from diet coke, which I drink once in a blue moon, and chocolate, which I didn't even have today!

And I can't drink the demonic coffee either, it just turns into lasers.

...Although, to be fair, in any case, sufficiently mutated coffee is indistinguishable from lasers.

I know! I'll shoot green laserbeams at the drugged-up dragon! That won't make it mad!

[eli_gone_crazy]

(Voicing my semi-complaint here rather than further derailing the Cabal thread)
I don't even DRINK coffee! The only caffeine I ever get is from diet coke, which I drink once in a blue moon, and chocolate, which I didn't even have today!

And I can't drink the demonic coffee either, it just turns into lasers.

...Although, to be fair, in any case, sufficiently mutated coffee is indistinguishable from lasers.

I know! I'll shoot green laserbeams at the drugged-up dragon! That won't make it mad!

and you are?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

and you are?

(speaking soothingly)
I'm friends with Floyd, Sicon's leg-eating land shark. That's all you need to know.
Here, have a drink of these... multi-coloured laserbeams...
(honestly, I don't know why they do that)
(Maybe you'll be able to breathe lasers! Or you'll just explode. We'll find out, using SCIENCE!)

[Sicon112]

(Voicing my semi-complaint here rather than further derailing the Cabal thread)
I don't even DRINK coffee! The only caffeine I ever get is from diet coke, which I drink once in a blue moon, and chocolate, which I didn't even have today!

And I can't drink the demonic coffee either, it just turns into lasers.

...Although, to be fair, in any case, sufficiently mutated coffee is indistinguishable from lasers.

I know! I'll shoot green laserbeams at the drugged-up dragon! That won't make it mad!

and you are?

*Appears next to eli, whispering frantically* She is the specter of your demise. Quickly, you must kill her!

[eli_gone_crazy]

and you are?

(speaking soothingly)
I'm friends with Floyd, Sicon's leg-eating land shark. That's all you need to know.
Here, have a drink of these... multi-coloured laserbeams...
(honestly, I don't know why they do that)
(Maybe you'll be able to breathe lasers! Or you'll just explode. We'll find out, using SCIENCE!)

Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to explode.

but I can't do anything?!
I demised?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla would like to voice his complaints that there are no cardboard model cities to destroy here. As such, he says he will satisfy himself by eating everyone's right arms.

Also as such, I'll just be flying up in space behind Shane's nuclear missile platform, so don't mind me...

*gigantic arm eating monstrosity roars.*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*Appears next to eli, whispering frantically* She is the specter of your demise. Quickly, you must kill her!

YOU BETRAYED ME?!!!!!?!???????????!?!?!?!?!!?

It's cool, I have lasers. I wonder what happens when I point this BLUE laser at you...

Hey, Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla would like to voice his complaints that there are no cardboard model cities to destroy here. As such, he says he will satisfy himself by eating everyone's right arms.

Also as such, I'll just be flying up in space behind Shane's nuclear missile platform, so don't mind me...

*gigantic arm eating monstrosity roars.*

Floyd! Eat the dragon's legs before he gets our arms, STAT!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I need a drink.

[Sicon112]

*Appears next to eli, whispering frantically* She is the specter of your demise. Quickly, you must kill her!

YOU BETRAYED ME?!!!!!?!???????????!?!?!?!?!!?

It's cool, I have lasers. I wonder what happens when I point this BLUE laser at you...

I betray everyone. It's nothing personal. Also, that laser will obviously do nothing. It is blue, while I am RED. Thus, by the Law Of Chromatic Superiority, I am three times for powerful.

[IslaKariese]

I need a drink.

That's not something you say on this thread.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Drinks lasers)

AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH...

( Turns into Godzilla)

GRRRRRRRR

RED IS BETTER THAN BLU TEAM!

[AMimsyBorogove]

Yes, but in this thread, green is supreme over all else, so if he uses a green laser, then....

[The Wild West Pyro]

( burns Quan with radioactive fire breath)

Will trouble us no more!