The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

I need a drink.

That's not something you say on this thread.

What DO you say then?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*Appears next to eli, whispering frantically* She is the specter of your demise. Quickly, you must kill her!

YOU BETRAYED ME?!!!!!?!???????????!?!?!?!?!!?

It's cool, I have lasers. I wonder what happens when I point this BLUE laser at you...

I betray everyone. It's nothing personal. Also, that laser will obviously do nothing. It is blue, while I am RED. Thus, by the Law Of Chromatic Superiority, I am three times for powerful.

That is tough, yet fair. Besides, Eli's hardly in a condition to kill anyone right now, so no harm, no foul.

Let's go see what happens when we throw different coloured lasers at each other, and at different ravening monsters.

[Sicon112]

I need a drink.

That's not something you say on this thread.

What DO you say then?

"That's it! I quit! I'm gonna go live in a cave!"?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Don't trust him! The cave is a trap!

[AMimsyBorogove]

"That's it! I quit! I'm gonna go live in a doom fortress!"

Fixed.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Don't trust him! The cave is a trap!

( Rages)
ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!

( BURNS EVERYTHING WITH GODZILLA FIRE BREATH!)

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

FROM NOW ON, THE BATTLE SHALL BE WAGED TF2 STYLE!

GET ONTO 2FORT, AND PICK RED OR BLU! PICK A CLASS AND FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!

[Sicon112]

Don't trust him! The cave is a trap!

Of course it is, but so is everything else, so it all evens out in the end.

[eli_gone_crazy]

"That's it! I quit! I'm gonna go live in a cave!"?

Somehow I think I'd find something willing to kill me there.
How about, I need somebody? A weapon? Food? Help?

[Sicon112]

Don't trust him! The cave is a trap!

( Rages)
ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!

( BURNS EVERYTHING WITH GODZILLA FIRE BREATH!)

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

FROM NOW ON, THE BATTLE SHALL BE WAGED TF2 STYLE!

GET ONTO 2FORT, AND PICK RED OR BLU! PICK A CLASS AND FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!

I pick the newly created "Destroy Everything In A Tidal Wave Of Madder-Red Fire" class. As my team I pick ME, because I have no team!

Now everyone die in the black hole I set to appear here at this exact moment, for this exact situation while I go back to my doom fortress.

[The Wild West Pyro]

GO TO THIS THEN, LADDIE:

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page

AND THIS:

http://www.teamfortress.com/

IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

( DESTROYS BLACK HOLE BY CREATING GRAY HOLE WHICH KILLS BLACK HOLE.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I choose Team Laser.

Also, my newly-invented laser shields protect me from black holes, and other attacks as I see fit.

Lasers: what can't they do?

[eli_gone_crazy]

I choose Team Laser.

Also, my newly-invented laser shields protect me from black holes, and other attacks as I see fit.

Lasers: what can't they do?

get past a mirror.

[Sicon112]

GO TO THIS THEN, LADDIE:

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page

AND THIS:

http://www.teamfortress.com/

IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

( DESTROYS BLACK HOLE BY CREATING GRAY HOLE WHICH KILLS BLACK HOLE.)

Ah, but I wanted you to do that, you see, because that hole opened up a hole in the wall so that my railgun can shoot you in the back.

[Sicon112]

Also, am I possibly sensing that people have issues with my class and team choice?

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No? Good.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Changes back into Pyro)

( Reflects laser with Pyro airblast)

[AMimsyBorogove]

Ah, yes, but everything all of you have just done is a distraction, as per my plan. Because of the chaos all of you have caused, nobody noticed me taking one of Guyshane's nukes and manually firing it - I.E. propelling it with a phoenix - directly at you! Now none of you have the time to escape! So burn, burn in the everlasting hellfire of creation! Burn down to the very last scrap of D! N! A!

*everything explodes*

[Sicon112]

( Changes back into Pyro)

( Reflects laser with Pyro airblast)

Yeah... no. It's a railgun mate, not a laser. Magnetic accelerator and all that. You just got a giant chuck of metal embedded in you.

[Sicon112]

Ah, yes, but everything all of you have just done is a distraction, as per my plan. Because of the chaos all of you have caused, nobody noticed me taking one of Guyshane's nukes and manually firing it - I.E. propelling it with a phoenix - directly at you! Now none of you have the time to escape! So burn, burn in the everlasting hellfire of creation! Burn down to the very last scrap of D! N! A!

*everything explodes*

Well, good thing I saw that coming and left to my doom fortress.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Pushes Payload nuke into Doom Fortress)

( It explodes and blow the doom fortress into Atlantis.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.

[Sicon112]

( Pushes Payload nuke into Doom Fortress)

( It explodes and blow the doom fortress into Atlantis.

My doom fortress is both incorporeal to you people and in another dimension, not to mention it's bigger on the inside than a freaking TARDIS...So I have no idea what you blew up, but you missed.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Pushes Payload nuke into Doom Fortress)

( It explodes and blow the doom fortress into Atlantis.

My doom fortress is both incorporeal to you people and in another dimension, not to mention it's bigger on the inside than a freaking TARDIS...So I have no idea what you blew up, but you missed.

( Sighs)

Fine.

It's humiliation now.

I only have my Shotgun.

You may attack 2Fort if you wish, RED and BLU are both in a stalemate.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

The entry/exit points to your doom fortress are now all surrounded by flesh-eating lasers that span the entire electromagnetic spectrum (AND BEYOND!). Good luck.

[Sicon112]

The only part of my doom fortress you guys can touch is the door to what used to be the back room of this coffee shop. I sorta turned it into a portal. Sine I keep said portal shut off, you can't get to me through it, and if you destroy it, nothing happens to me. Also, I rented this space from Azathoth and pay him in the misery I get from tormenting you folks, so any attempted invasions via other routes will be SEVERLY frowned upon by the Eldritch Horror police force. That's like breaking a hole in the wall of a shop in the real world.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oh, I'm not trying to get at you in your fortress. I've just got my lasers there, WAITING, for when you try to get out. Because everyone has to leave their doom fortresses SOMETIMES...

(I think the lasers are having a party with the coffee while they wait. The results should be interesting.)