The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

The only part of my doom fortress you guys can touch is the door to what used to be the back room of this coffee shop. I sorta turned it into a portal. Sine I keep said portal shut off, you can't get to me through it, and if you destroy it, nothing happens to me. Also, I rented this space from Azathoth and pay him in the misery I get from tormenting you folks, so any attempted invasions via other routes will be SEVERLY frowned upon by the Eldritch Horror police force. That's like breaking a hole in the wall of a shop in the real world.

( Fine)

Makes a new Coffee Shop, and puts it into the spot where the old shop stood in Antartica. Puts a plaque remembering the spot where the old shop stood.

Plaque:

The old Coffee Shop stood on this very spot until it was turned into a Doom Fortress.



Ze new shop:

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It's like the TARDIS as well.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I then changed the look again. Here is the final version:

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It's still like the TARDIS.

[Sicon112]

Well, thanks. You just killed everyone in the old one AND cleared out the lazers for me. Not that that would have mattered much. I had a plan for dealing with them.

Remember next time: Alternate universes are unaffected if you destroy a gateway to them. Especially one that is turned off.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

But-- but-- wasn't one coffee shop enough?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well, thanks. You just killed everyone in the old one AND cleared out the lazers for me. ot that that would have mattered much. I had a plan for dealing with them.

Remember next time: Alternate universes are unaffected if you destroy a gateway to them. Especially one that is turned off.

OHMYGOD HOW THE HECK CAN I FIX THIS?

[eli_gone_crazy]

ok, let me get this mildly straight..
Some people have laser weapons.
some use nukes,
some are anthropomorphic,
and some are... yeah.

Hmmmm, I wonder what I can doo.
*looks through pockets*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Is this the Doom Fortress? Found it on Google Images.

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[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, thanks. You just killed everyone in the old one AND cleared out the lazers for me. Not that that would have mattered much. I had a plan for dealing with them.

Remember next time: Alternate universes are unaffected if you destroy a gateway to them. Especially one that is turned off.

That's it! TIME FOR MORE LASERS!
And these ones will be bigger, stronger, and more numerous.
Plus, this is an opportunity for SCIENCE!
So, Sicon: Now one-sixth of the lasers surrounding your fortress are flesh-eating; one-sixth are imbued with essence of Shark; and one-sixth have developed artificial intelligence. Of the remaining half, one-sixth are flesh-eating AND imbued with essence of Shark; one-sixth are imbued with Shark AND have artificial intelligence; and one-sixth are flesh-eating AND intelligent.

Let me know which ones do the most damage, m'kay?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, Eli, you forgot to list immortal chainspawning phoenixes on that list.

Also, it doesn't really matter what you make the new shop look like. The reset button will take care of the damage any second now.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Hey, Eli, you forgot to list immortal chainspawning phoenixes on that list.

Also, it doesn't really matter what you make the new shop look like. The reset button will take care of the damage any second now.

oh, well while we're at it, any other eldritch abominations I need to add?

*goes back to searching pockets; finds a piece of gum, two knives, a lime and a sonic screwdriver*

[Guyshane]

Hey, Eli, you forgot to list immortal chainspawning phoenixes on that list.

Also, it doesn't really matter what you make the new shop look like. The reset button will take care of the damage any second now.

oh, well while we're at it, any other eldritch abominations I need to add?

*goes back to searching pockets; finds a piece of gum, two knives, a lime and a sonic screwdriver*

Well we do also have Bob here

[eli_gone_crazy]

Hey, Eli, you forgot to list immortal chainspawning phoenixes on that list.

Also, it doesn't really matter what you make the new shop look like. The reset button will take care of the damage any second now.

oh, well while we're at it, any other eldritch abominations I need to add?

*goes back to searching pockets; finds a piece of gum, two knives, a lime and a sonic screwdriver*

Well we do also have Bob here

So THAT'S his name.
*bob roars*

[Sicon112]

Well, thanks. You just killed everyone in the old one AND cleared out the lazers for me. Not that that would have mattered much. I had a plan for dealing with them.

Remember next time: Alternate universes are unaffected if you destroy a gateway to them. Especially one that is turned off.

That's it! TIME FOR MORE LASERS!
And these ones will be bigger, stronger, and more numerous.
Plus, this is an opportunity for SCIENCE!
So, Sicon: Now one-sixth of the lasers surrounding your fortress are flesh-eating; one-sixth are imbued with essence of Shark; and one-sixth have developed artificial intelligence. Of the remaining half, one-sixth are flesh-eating AND imbued with essence of Shark; one-sixth are imbued with Shark AND have artificial intelligence; and one-sixth are flesh-eating AND intelligent.

Let me know which ones do the most damage, m'kay?

OK, I just had The Colour Out Of Space eat all your lasers. He says the Shark ones are especially tasty.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I kinda turned Bob into Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla a couple pages back, actually. Sorry about that, Shane.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I kinda turned Bob into Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla a couple pages back, actually. Sorry about that, Shane.

WE GOTTA GET HIM BACK KATE.

wait, does that work?

[Guyshane]

I kinda turned Bob into Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla a couple pages back, actually. Sorry about that, Shane.

How when I had already exposed him to the green stuff? All he got was a mutant healing factor! I have to stop leaving you guys alone in here.

[Pixelmage]

I kinda turned Bob into Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla a couple pages back, actually. Sorry about that, Shane.

How when I had already exposed him to the green stuff? All he got was a mutant healing factor! I have to stop leaving you guys alone in here.

Stop sleeping then. Forever.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I kinda turned Bob into Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla a couple pages back, actually. Sorry about that, Shane.

*uses sonic-er to bring bob back*

MY EXPERIMENT WAS A SUCCESS!!!
*maniacal laughter*

[Guyshane]

I kinda turned Bob into Green Stuff powered dragon Kamina Godzilla a couple pages back, actually. Sorry about that, Shane.

How when I had already exposed him to the green stuff? All he got was a mutant healing factor! I have to stop leaving you guys alone in here.

Stop sleeping then. Forever.

Yea......no

[AMimsyBorogove]

It's simple, Guy. I fed him a nuclear warhead and gave him Kamina shades, so obviously he would become a super-powered entity of ultimate chaos and destruction.

[Sicon112]

It's simple, Guy. I fed him a nuclear warhead and gave him Kamina shades, so obviously he would become a super-powered entity of ultimate chaos and destruction.

Hey, he has a nuke in him now. Doesn't that make him an even more fitting pet for you, Shane?

[eli_gone_crazy]

It's simple, Guy. I fed him a nuclear warhead and gave him Kamina shades, so obviously he would become a super-powered entity of ultimate chaos and destruction.

Hey, he has a nuke in him now. Doesn't that make him an even more fitting pet for you, Shane?

Hey Shane, if that's your name, can I keep him?

[eli_gone_crazy]

I just came back here to say that Mr. A makes me laugh every time.
ok, I'm good now.

[Guyshane]

It's simple, Guy. I fed him a nuclear warhead and gave him Kamina shades, so obviously he would become a super-powered entity of ultimate chaos and destruction.

Hey, he has a nuke in him now. Doesn't that make him an even more fitting pet for you, Shane?

Hey Shane, if that's your name, can I keep him?

I'll share him with you

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'll share him with you

^_^