The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Brings everyone back to life via Tesla Coils and Lightining)

" They're alive. They're alive! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HENRY FRANKENSTEIN!"

[JRPictures]

Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

Get yourself some chat up lines, not puns.

However, congrats on getting a girl.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Brings everyone back to life via Tesla Coils and Lightining)

" They're alive. They're alive! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HENRY FRANKENSTEIN!"

I hope that went well. Mehehehe.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

...So YOU'RE Don Juan.
[Note: Anyone caught flirting or fake-flirting in the Coffee Room will be assumed to be a member of the Cabal until further notice.]

[Second Note: Anyone suspected to belong to the Cabal in the Coffee Room will be blasted by shark-infested flesh-eating lasers until sorry.]

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

...So YOU'RE Don Juan.
[Note: Anyone caught flirting or fake-flirting in the Coffee Room will be assumed to be a member of the Cabal until further notice.]

[Second Note: Anyone suspected to belong to the Cabal in the Coffee Room will be blasted by shark-infested flesh-eating lasers until sorry.]

Also, after they've been attacked by lasers, and had half the skin off, they will have to fight the following:

Dracula. Can attack with bats, swords and fangs. Stuns you with magic amulet.

Frankenstein's Monster: Very good at boxing. VERY GOOD. As well as hitting you with a thick wooden branch. And stuns you with his gaze.

The Mummy: Can strangle you, stab you with his dagger or trap you in a coffin. And stun you with scarab beetles.

The Invisible Man: Can be invisible, stun you with bandages,summon a train out of thin air and bash your head in with whatever can be used as a weapon. Yes, he likes improvised weapons.

The Wolf Man : Uses claws and teeth. Can maul you, slash you, eat you, and hide. He can also stun you via a howl.

The Phantom of the Opera (1943 version) : Can lasso you, garrote you, hang you, whack you with his violin, stab you with a sword, get out a hacksaw and make a chandelier fall on you, and take off his mask to stun you.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon, aka Gill Man: Can rip off your face, and attack you with very sharp claws and drown you.

Have fun, Cabal.

[Endless Sea]

*random portal opens, disgorging a humanoid in white and silver armor with a vaguely robotic appearance*

...Oh god I feel sick to my stomach. Do I even have a stomach? I'll have to ask the resident biologists about that...

Eh, whatever. Can I have my jug of green stuff now?

[Victin]

wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

Damn! I was discovered.
*flyes aways*
*beat*
*stops to shine and starts to fall down*
Salamandeeeeeeers! Help m-Where are yo-*hits the ground*
YOU CAN NOW ONLY COME BACK TOMORROW
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP
Noooooooooooooooooooo-Victin disconected

NOW LOGGIN IN Victin
Victin logged in
Hey, guys, what did I lose?

[The Finch]

Chaos.

Transform.

(Changes into a Book)

And now I'm a book.

[JackAlsworth]

Oooh, which one?

[Victin]

Oooh, which one?

The Necronomicon, of course.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oooh, which one?

The Necronomicon, of course.

Well, that's... convenient.

[Sicon112]

*random portal opens, disgorging a humanoid in white and silver armor with a vaguely robotic appearance*

...Oh god I feel sick to my stomach. Do I even have a stomach? I'll have to ask the resident biologists about that...

Eh, whatever. Can I have my jug of green stuff now?

*looks at him* ...Yeah, actually. Sure. *Hands jug*


*walks off to corner and mutters* Now to test how his robotic parts will react to large amounts of Green Stuff(TM). FOR SCIENCE!

*Looks around at everyone staring at him after he shouted.* What? I said nothing!

[Endless Sea]

*random portal opens, disgorging a humanoid in white and silver armor with a vaguely robotic appearance*

...Oh god I feel sick to my stomach. Do I even have a stomach? I'll have to ask the resident biologists about that...

Eh, whatever. Can I have my jug of green stuff now?

*looks at him* ...Yeah, actually. Sure. *Hands jug*


*walks off to corner and mutters* Now to test how his robotic parts will react to large amounts of Green Stuff(TM). FOR SCIENCE!

*Looks around at everyone staring at him after he shouted.* What? I said nothing!

You are now officially forgiven for making me into a pinata and all that stuff from before. *gulps down entire contents of jug*

[eli_gone_crazy]

wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

Damn! I was discovered.
*flyes aways*
*beat*
*stops to shine and starts to fall down*
Salamandeeeeeeers! Help m-Where are yo-*hits the ground*
YOU CAN NOW ONLY COME BACK TOMORROW
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP
Noooooooooooooooooooo-Victin disconected

NOW LOGGIN IN Victin
Victin logged in
Hey, guys, what did I lose?

My memory. V__V

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Brings everyone back to life via Tesla Coils and Lightining)

" They're alive. They're alive! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HENRY FRANKENSTEIN!"

OK, I know that I HAD to stuff two tiny bolts into your necks, but you are all perfect. Although I think I may have accidentally mixed up some brains....

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, easy way to see if MY brain's intact...

Pass the coffee, please?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well, easy way to see if MY brain's intact...

Pass the coffee, please?

( Gives a mug of Coffee to Qara.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

( Respawns)

OK.... here is your dang brain back.

( Hands him the real brain.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

( Respawns)

OK.... here is your dang brain back.

( Hands him the real brain.)

Okay, Now I don't know who you're talking to.
I confirmed that I had my right brain.
Plus I'm a she.

...Man, how many brains did you steal?

[Sicon112]

*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

( Respawns)

OK.... here is your dang brain back.

( Hands him the real brain.)

Okay, Now I don't know who you're talking to.
I confirmed that I had my right brain.
Plus I'm a she.

...Man, how many brains did you steal?

But what about your left brain?

Mwhahahahahahah

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

But what about your left brain?

Mwhahahahahahah

*Smacks Sicon with a laser and sends him to the Pun thread*

...Sounds like it was your brain he took, Sicon. Maybe you should get it back? These puns aren't your style.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Meh. Good thing my immortal body self corrects. Not that it needs to, mind you, seeing as I probably don't have a brain to begin with.

Also, then what is Sicon's style?

...

I think we all know the answer to that question.

/cuethecatchymusic

[Guyshane]

If anyone stole my brain I just have to wait for them to get radiation poisoning and I'll know who it is...or wait for my ninja-alternate personality to steal it back, because according to the Happy Wacky Fun Time thread I have one of those. So yea