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( Brings everyone back to life via Tesla Coils and Lightining)

" They're alive. They're alive! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HENRY FRANKENSTEIN!"

Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

JRPictures wrote:Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

Get yourself some chat up lines, not puns.

However, congrats on getting a girl.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Brings everyone back to life via Tesla Coils and Lightining)

" They're alive. They're alive! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HENRY FRANKENSTEIN!"

I hope that went well. Mehehehe.

JRPictures wrote:Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

...So YOU'RE Don Juan.
[Note: Anyone caught flirting or fake-flirting in the Coffee Room will be assumed to be a member of the Cabal until further notice.]

[Second Note: Anyone suspected to belong to the Cabal in the Coffee Room will be blasted by shark-infested flesh-eating lasers until sorry.]

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

JRPictures wrote:Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

...So YOU'RE Don Juan.
[Note: Anyone caught flirting or fake-flirting in the Coffee Room will be assumed to be a member of the Cabal until further notice.]

[Second Note: Anyone suspected to belong to the Cabal in the Coffee Room will be blasted by shark-infested flesh-eating lasers until sorry.]

Also, after they've been attacked by lasers, and had half the skin off, they will have to fight the following:

Dracula. Can attack with bats, swords and fangs. Stuns you with magic amulet.

Frankenstein's Monster: Very good at boxing. VERY GOOD. As well as hitting you with a thick wooden branch. And stuns you with his gaze.

The Mummy: Can strangle you, stab you with his dagger or trap you in a coffin. And stun you with scarab beetles.

The Invisible Man: Can be invisible, stun you with bandages,summon a train out of thin air and bash your head in with whatever can be used as a weapon. Yes, he likes improvised weapons.

The Wolf Man : Uses claws and teeth. Can maul you, slash you, eat you, and hide. He can also stun you via a howl.

The Phantom of the Opera (1943 version) : Can lasso you, garrote you, hang you, whack you with his violin, stab you with a sword, get out a hacksaw and make a chandelier fall on you, and take off his mask to stun you.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon, aka Gill Man: Can rip off your face, and attack you with very sharp claws and drown you.

Have fun, Cabal.

*random portal opens, disgorging a humanoid in white and silver armor with a vaguely robotic appearance*

...Oh god I feel sick to my stomach. Do I even have a stomach? I'll have to ask the resident biologists about that...

Eh, whatever. Can I have my jug of green stuff now?

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

Damn! I was discovered.
*flyes aways*
*beat*
*stops to shine and starts to fall down*
Salamandeeeeeeers! Help m-Where are yo-*hits the ground*
YOU CAN NOW ONLY COME BACK TOMORROW
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP
Noooooooooooooooooooo-Victin disconected

NOW LOGGIN IN Victin
Victin logged in
Hey, guys, what did I lose?

Chaos.

Transform.

(Changes into a Book)

And now I'm a book.

Oooh, which one?

JackAlsworth wrote:Oooh, which one?

The Necronomicon, of course.

Victin wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:Oooh, which one?

The Necronomicon, of course.

Well, that's... convenient.

Endless Sea wrote:*random portal opens, disgorging a humanoid in white and silver armor with a vaguely robotic appearance*

...Oh god I feel sick to my stomach. Do I even have a stomach? I'll have to ask the resident biologists about that...

Eh, whatever. Can I have my jug of green stuff now?

*looks at him* ...Yeah, actually. Sure. *Hands jug*


*walks off to corner and mutters* Now to test how his robotic parts will react to large amounts of Green Stuff(TM). FOR SCIENCE!

*Looks around at everyone staring at him after he shouted.* What? I said nothing!

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:*random portal opens, disgorging a humanoid in white and silver armor with a vaguely robotic appearance*

...Oh god I feel sick to my stomach. Do I even have a stomach? I'll have to ask the resident biologists about that...

Eh, whatever. Can I have my jug of green stuff now?

*looks at him* ...Yeah, actually. Sure. *Hands jug*


*walks off to corner and mutters* Now to test how his robotic parts will react to large amounts of Green Stuff(TM). FOR SCIENCE!

*Looks around at everyone staring at him after he shouted.* What? I said nothing!

You are now officially forgiven for making me into a pinata and all that stuff from before. *gulps down entire contents of jug*

Victin wrote:

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:wouldn't I give them the gift?
and what are you doing?

Damn! I was discovered.
*flyes aways*
*beat*
*stops to shine and starts to fall down*
Salamandeeeeeeers! Help m-Where are yo-*hits the ground*
YOU CAN NOW ONLY COME BACK TOMORROW
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OF SLEEP
Noooooooooooooooooooo-Victin disconected

NOW LOGGIN IN Victin
Victin logged in
Hey, guys, what did I lose?

My memory. V__V

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Brings everyone back to life via Tesla Coils and Lightining)

" They're alive. They're alive! THEY'RE ALIVE! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HENRY FRANKENSTEIN!"

OK, I know that I HAD to stuff two tiny bolts into your necks, but you are all perfect. Although I think I may have accidentally mixed up some brains....

Well, easy way to see if MY brain's intact...

Pass the coffee, please?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Well, easy way to see if MY brain's intact...

Pass the coffee, please?

( Gives a mug of Coffee to Qara.)

*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

( Respawns)

OK.... here is your dang brain back.

( Hands him the real brain.)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

( Respawns)

OK.... here is your dang brain back.

( Hands him the real brain.)

Okay, Now I don't know who you're talking to.
I confirmed that I had my right brain.
Plus I'm a she.

...Man, how many brains did you steal?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*swigs mug*

Ooooh. I just drank... lasers...
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!

Plus now I have laser-breathing ability.

*breathes laserbeams at WildWestPyro for the assassination attempt, and at a few unassuming trees who kind of look like the Cabal*

...Yup, I'm still me.

( Respawns)

OK.... here is your dang brain back.

( Hands him the real brain.)

Okay, Now I don't know who you're talking to.
I confirmed that I had my right brain.
Plus I'm a she.

...Man, how many brains did you steal?

But what about your left brain?

Mwhahahahahahah

Sicon112 wrote:
But what about your left brain?

Mwhahahahahahah

*Smacks Sicon with a laser and sends him to the Pun thread*

...Sounds like it was your brain he took, Sicon. Maybe you should get it back? These puns aren't your style.

Meh. Good thing my immortal body self corrects. Not that it needs to, mind you, seeing as I probably don't have a brain to begin with.

Also, then what is Sicon's style?

...

I think we all know the answer to that question.

/cuethecatchymusic

If anyone stole my brain I just have to wait for them to get radiation poisoning and I'll know who it is...or wait for my ninja-alternate personality to steal it back, because according to the Happy Wacky Fun Time thread I have one of those. So yea