The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

But what about your left brain?

Mwhahahahahahah

*Smacks Sicon with a laser and sends him to the Pun thread*

...Sounds like it was your brain he took, Sicon. Maybe you should get it back? These puns aren't your style.

You obviously haven't been around me too long. I was part of the inspiration for the Pun thread.

Also, that was an illusion, and you smacked Dagon in the face. He isn't too happy.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

If anyone stole my brain I just have to wait for them to get radiation poisoning and I'll know who it is...or wait for my ninja-alternate personality to steal it back, because according to the Happy Wacky Fun Time thread I have one of those. So yea

Hate to break it to you, but you can't trust anything you read in Happy Wacky Fun Time. I hear the people there are a bunch of nutty, tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorists.

I wouldn't know firsthand, of course, because I've NEVER been there. I've never even ONCE declared a nutty conspiracy theory, or accused, say, Sicon, of being Moriarty.

[/Suspiciously Specific Denial]

[The Wild West Pyro]

OK.

( Gives EVERYONE in the Coffee Room their brains back)

Alrighty then.

( Takes off labcoat and goes into changing room)

(Comes out wrapped in bandages, with sunglasses on and wearing a old raincoat, and a fedora.)

[Guyshane]

If anyone stole my brain I just have to wait for them to get radiation poisoning and I'll know who it is...or wait for my ninja-alternate personality to steal it back, because according to the Happy Wacky Fun Time thread I have one of those. So yea

Hate to break it to you, but you can't trust anything you read in Happy Wacky Fun Time. I hear the people there are a bunch of nutty, tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorists.

I wouldn't know firsthand, of course, because I've NEVER been there. I've never even ONCE declared a nutty conspiracy theory, or accused, say, Sicon, of being Moriarty.

[/Suspiciously Specific Denial]

Scion has been accused of being everyone except himself. So nothing new there

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Scion has been accused of being everyone except himself. So nothing new there

Not sure if I should be admitting this, but... I started it.
I think.
Maybe not.

*backs away*

[eli_gone_crazy]

I swear this place gets a little more... sane everyday.

[Sicon112]

Scion has been accused of being everyone except himself. So nothing new there

Not sure if I should be admitting this, but... I started it.
I think.
Maybe not.

*backs away*

Nah, I got accused of being Mr. A ages ago... And plenty of other things.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I swear this place gets a little more... sane everyday.

Sorry. I think it was those lasers I drank.

*experiments with breathing lasers some more*

Sorry, was that your carpet? I think it's alive now.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Scion has been accused of being everyone except himself. So nothing new there

Not sure if I should be admitting this, but... I started it.
I think.
Maybe not.

*backs away*

Nah, I got accused of being Mr. A ages ago... And plenty of other things.

So let's just say, for now- Sicon is, and always will, be that lovable Snarky Coffee Addicted Basement Dweller who plays a major part in the ARG. OK?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

So let's just say, for now- Moriarty is, and always will, be that lovable Snarky Coffee Addicted Basement Dweller who plays a major part in the ARG. OK?

Agreed.

What? I didn't do anything!

[The Wild West Pyro]

So let's just say, for now- Moriarty is, and always will, be that lovable Snarky Coffee Addicted Basement Dweller who plays a major part in the ARG. OK?

Agreed.

What? I didn't do anything!

* Cough* Moriarty/Sicon* Cough Cough Cough*

[Pixelmage]

I need a drink. And not a pansy Green Stuff... I need the real deal. NAOW!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I need a drink. And not a pansy Green Stuff... I need the real deal. NAOW!

*hands over reen stuff*

[The Wild West Pyro]

I need a drink. And not a pansy Green Stuff... I need the real deal. NAOW!

*hands over reen stuff*

Trips her over and hands Pixel some Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Chocolate, Wine, Beer, Sake and Spirits.

[Pixelmage]

I need a drink. And not a pansy Green Stuff... I need the real deal. NAOW!

*hands over reen stuff*

Trips her over and hands Pixel some Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Chocolate, Wine, Beer, Sake and Spirits.

*chugs*
*still sober*
Weak.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I need a drink. And not a pansy Green Stuff... I need the real deal. NAOW!

*hands over reen stuff*

Trips her over and hands Pixel some Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Chocolate, Wine, Beer, Sake and Spirits.

why?
O.o what did I do?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Here, Pixel, have this cup of infrared laserbeams. I promise it won't hurt you. Much. Besides, it's a lot stronger than that other stuff. After all, it's made of LASERS.

[Pixelmage]

Here, Pixel, have this cup of infrared laserbeams. I promise it won't hurt you. Much. Besides, it's a lot stronger than that other stuff. After all, it's made of LASERS.

*swallow*
*Laser blasts the counter*
Still not enough!.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Trips her over and hands Pixel some Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Chocolate, Wine, Beer, Sake and Spirits.[/quote]

why?
O.o what did I do?[/quote]

Sorry- when you're invisible it's REALLY HARD to see your feet.

( Helps her up)

You OK?

( Gives her some Coffee)

Now off to see how Mr. A is doing, and to check our list of suspects of WHO is a member of the Cabal in disguise and was tricking us the whole time, from the start of this ARG to now.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Trips her over and hands Pixel some Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Chocolate, Wine, Beer, Sake and Spirits.

why?
O.o what did I do?[/quote]

Sorry- when you're invisible it's REALLY HARD to see your feet.

( Helps her up)

You OK?

( Gives her some Coffee)

Now off to see how Mr. A is doing, and to check our list of suspects of WHO is a member of the Cabal in disguise and was tricking us the whole time, from the start of this ARG to now.[/quote]
We need to fix the invisible thing....

[The Wild West Pyro]

OK.

( Sips a bit of Dr. Jack Griffin's apple flavoured antidote and makes himself visible again.)

Ah, that's better.

[eli_gone_crazy]

OK.

( Sips a bit of Dr. Jack Griffin's apple flavoured antidote and makes himself visible again.)

Ah, that's better.

Woo!

[The Wild West Pyro]

OK.

( Sips a bit of Dr. Jack Griffin's apple flavoured antidote and makes himself visible again.)

Ah, that's better.

Woo!

You're welcome.

( Walks out of the room.)

( GETS SLICED IN HALF WITH ANOTHER LASER KATANA)

Not again!

[JRPictures]

Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

...So YOU'RE Don Juan.
[Note: Anyone caught flirting or fake-flirting in the Coffee Room will be assumed to be a member of the Cabal until further notice.]

[Second Note: Anyone suspected to belong to the Cabal in the Coffee Room will be blasted by shark-infested flesh-eating lasers until sorry.]

Good thing I avoided all those.

Also I'm not Don Juan. If I was I'd be more successful/

Now where did that girl that made me faint go?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Also I'm not Don Juan. If I was I'd be more successful/

Now where did that girl that made me faint go?

LASER DEATHTRAP AT JR!!!!!!!!!!!