The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

To be fair, Sicon forced it down my throat.

I don't know what you are talking about. ^_^ /innocentface

[Scarab]

To be fair, Sicon forced it down my throat.

You see what I mean about the him going kind of evil on this stuff?

I don't know what you are talking about. ^_^ /innocentface

Don't you look at us ike that, we're tropers, we've seen that look, we invented an actual NAME for that look and then listed the 300 000 000 odd times it occured in works of fiction.

No, but tell you what *pulls out more of the green stuff* a round for everyone, on the house.

Ha! A fiendish ploy to distract us, indeed. Nice try, but this girl is staying sober tonight dragons or... *looks at the dragon* Oh fuck it, gimme a double and we'll call it quits.

[Lordxana0]

*takes a cup to everyone* Drink up, I added a special ingredient from my vict... suppliers

[Scarab]

*takes a cup to everyone* Drink up, I added a special ingredient from my vict... suppliers

*SIPS*...

HANG ON JUST ONE COTTON PICKING MINUTE, Does this stuff contain SOYLENT GREEN?!

[Sicon112]

*takes a cup to everyone* Drink up, I added a special ingredient from my vict... suppliers

Mine. *chugs* Oooh, nice. It's got a bit of kick now.

[Lordxana0]

*takes a cup to everyone* Drink up, I added a special ingredient from my vict... suppliers

*SIPS*...

HANG ON JUST ONE COTTON PICKING MINUTE, Does this stuff contain SOYLENT GREEN?!

NO I am offended by the notion of that. It is Soylent Red. It is made of the stuff that keeps the goofy characters of the Final Fantasy series lovable. Ruki, Yuffie, and others.

[Guyshane]

Hell we're all doomed anyway *Chugs*

[Nitrogenous Base]

*takes a cup to everyone* Drink up, I added a special ingredient from my vict... suppliers

*SIPS*...

HANG ON JUST ONE COTTON PICKING MINUTE, Does this stuff contain SOYLENT GREEN?!

NO I am offended by the notion of that. It is Soylent Red. It is made of the stuff that keeps the goofy characters of the Final Fantasy series lovable. Ruki, Yuffie, and others.

Did you really just use "Yuffie" and "loveable" in the same connected thought?

Although, it does explain where you got it if you stole from the stores meant for her.

[NeverSlender]

*Drinks*

May as well, I left my phone with Yog-Sothoth.

[Scarab]

NO I am offended by the notion of that. It is Soylent Red. It is made of the stuff that keeps the goofy characters of the Final Fantasy series lovable. Ruki, Yuffie, and others.

Ohhh right. Well, that's quite okay, then, I dunno most of thsoe characters, but I could always use more lovableness in my life. *sips*

...Although the flashbacks to infancy and explosions in my brain I can do without.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*drinks*

Ooh, look! An army of bespectacled pandas has come to grant me three wishes! But only if I wish for a million pies each time!

I'm totally good with that.

*And then the world was buried under a mountain of pies.*

[Sicon112]

*drinks*

Ooh, look! An army of bespectacled pandas has come to grant me three wishes! But only if I wish for a million pies each time!

I'm totally good with that.

*And then the world was buried under a mountain of pies.*

...Going back into my doom fortress now. Have fun, meat shields- erm... fellow Coffee Shop patrons...

[Scarab]

*And then the world was buried under a mountain of pies.*

Are they at LEAST chocolate pies?

[AMimsyBorogove]

The pie is whatever flavor you aren't thinking of when you eat it. *noms pie*

Bleh. Potato flavored. STUPID POTATO! *noms*

[Guyshane]

*And then the world was buried under a mountain of pies.*

Are they at LEAST chocolate pies?

No

[Scarab]

No

...Damn it. Fate conspires against chocoholics once again... I'm going to need more of the green stuff. And some coffee. And a decent percolator in which to blend them together as one.

And cocoa powder.

[Sicon112]

Quick, somebody have a conversation with me! I'm so close to passing slendy in post count and reclaiming my rightful place as the most talkative person on this forum!

[Pixelmage]

Quick, somebody have a conversation with me! I'm so close to passing slendy in post count and reclaiming my rightful place as the most talkative person on this forum!

*leaving the shadowy corners*
"Post count... is... meaningless..."
*offers the still closed Green Stuff(TM) bottle.*

[Sicon112]

Quick, somebody have a conversation with me! I'm so close to passing slendy in post count and reclaiming my rightful place as the most talkative person on this forum!

*leaving the shadowy corners*
"Post count... is... meaningless..."
*offers the still closed Green Stuff(TM) bottle.*

Oh, thanks, mate. *grabs and chugs it* Ah, that feels nice. Now, I believe I have some more plotting to do elsewhere. Like I said, confirmation never hurts!

[Scarab]

Oh, thanks, mate. *grabs and chugs it* Ah, that feels nice. Now, I believe I have some more plotting to do elsewhere. Like I said, confirmation never hurts!

Alright, that does it, we need to have this stuff classified as a BIOHAZARD and then limited to our personal usage, preferably only during times of great stress when we really need to cut back. God only knows how Don would take it. How are we supposed to save the world if we're all high as kites on the green stuff that makes us have flash backs? Just wait until Mister A shows up and sees the mess we've made.

*Realises that SHE is the one who started the Pillow fort and thus,a lot of blame will fall on her when he DOES show up*...

Aw, fuck, now I need MORE of the green stuff to cope.

[NeverSlender]

Send some to Don... That is a brilliant idea.

[The Finch]

Oh, thanks, mate. *grabs and chugs it* Ah, that feels nice. Now, I believe I have some more plotting to do elsewhere. Like I said, confirmation never hurts!

Alright, that does it, we need to have this stuff classified as a BIOHAZARD and then limited to our personal usage, preferably only during times of great stress when we really need to cut back. God only knows how Don would take it. How are we supposed to save the world if we're all high as kites on the green stuff that makes us have flash backs? Just wait until Mister A shows up and sees the mess we've made.

*Realises that SHE is the one who started the Pillow fort and thus,a lot of blame will fall on her when he DOES show up*...

Aw, fuck, now I need MORE of the green stuff to cope.

How about this?

[Scarab]

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Perfect, good sir. I hope you addeed that to Don's list.

Perhaps we sould also include various forms of extremely strong spirit and chemical products on that list. He's liable to mistake a chemistry set for some kind of alchemical potion making kit and then we'd have a dead Quixote on our hands... which would not only be sad, but I dunno what it would do for unviersal stability right now.

[NeverSlender]

*Quietly slips out the door with a bottle of Green Stuff(TM) to send to Don*

[Scarab]

*Quietly slips out the door with a bottle of Green Stuff(TM) to send to Don*

*Tactfully pretends not to see him going*

SO! How about those cracks in reality and fiction, huh? pretty crazy stuff going down here, how long do you think it'll be before we start seeing larger responses and trends worldwide with regard to it?