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*still waiting for Green Stuff to start affecting me*

...This stuff is supposed to, I dunno, do something, right? A whole freaking pitcher, and I still don't feel anything.

JRPictures wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

JRPictures wrote:Well I'm not sure what to make of this. Again.

I'll just have another drink.

*JR sees another girl*

Hey girl. You're the Border to my lands.

*Everyone looks at him*

Don't worry guys you're the Border to my lands 2.

*Everyone groans at the pun as the girl walks away*

Fine...no appreciation for good puns.

*a girl walks up to JR*

"You're the Abed to my Annie."

*JR faints of fanboyness to Community and having a girl actually say something like that to him.*

...So YOU'RE Don Juan.
[Note: Anyone caught flirting or fake-flirting in the Coffee Room will be assumed to be a member of the Cabal until further notice.]

[Second Note: Anyone suspected to belong to the Cabal in the Coffee Room will be blasted by shark-infested flesh-eating lasers until sorry.]

Good thing I avoided all those.

Also I'm not Don Juan. If I was I'd be more successful/

Now where did that girl that made me faint go?

She's outside, in a fur coat, looking at a picture of you. She keeps on glancing at you when you turn away.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:She's outside, in a fur coat, looking at a picture of you. She keeps on glancing at you when you turn away.

Okay, now that's creepy. Tread carefully, JR-- this may be Morgana. Or a human embodiment of Reen stuff. One of the two.

[quote="Qara-Xuan Zenith"][quote="The Wild West Pyro"]
She's outside, in a fur coat, looking at a picture of you. She keeps on glancing at you when you turn away.[/quote]


Okay, now that's creepy. Tread carefully, JR-- this may be Morgana. Or a human embodiment of Reen stuff. One of the two.[/quote]

Guys, I'm going outside, I may be some time.

( Walks out)

( Metaguards look on as their youngest member shows her a copy of Knights of the Round Table. They watch as she praises the adorable kid. Until he mentions the Cabal.)

( The glass turns frosted, so they cannot see anything)

( Their youngest member staggers back in.)

GAAHHHHH......THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A BLACK MAGIC SLAP- NOW I HAVE HER HAND MARK BRANDED INTO MY CHEEK- GAH.. IT BURNS! OHMYGOD IT BURNS! IT BURNS LIKE HELL! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH!

( Falls onto the sofa.)

You must be Don Juan.

...In other news, this is good. Someone try to feed Morgana the Green Stuff. If that doesn't work, I'm giving her a cup of laserbeams. This should solve all our problems.

*eli drinks cup of lasers*

Hi guys.... wait, what happened to the coffee room?

You now have superpowers. Use them wisely; they expire in ten minutes.

At which point you will explode.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:You now have superpowers. Use them wisely; they expire in ten minutes.

At which point you will explode.

*flies*
*cures cancer*
*makes better green stuff for endless sea*
*turns Sicon's fortress into a pillow fort*
*explodes*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:You now have superpowers. Use them wisely; they expire in ten minutes.

At which point you will explode.

*flies*
*cures cancer*
*makes better green stuff for endless sea*
*turns Sicon's fortress into a pillow fort*
*explodes*

*picks up phone* Yes, that's right, it's me. Uh huh. I need to speak with Azathoth please. Thanks...

Ah yes, I would like to file a vandalism report. Uh huh. They are still here. Yup. OK, see you soon. *hangs up*

Hey, guys, Azathoth is coming to visit!

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:You now have superpowers. Use them wisely; they expire in ten minutes.

At which point you will explode.

*flies*
*cures cancer*
*makes better green stuff for endless sea*
*turns Sicon's fortress into a pillow fort*
*explodes*

*picks up phone* Yes, that's right, it's me. Uh huh. I need to speak with Azathoth please. Thanks...

Ah yes, I would like to file a vandalism report. Uh huh. They are still here. Yup. OK, see you soon. *hangs up*

Hey, guys, Azathoth is coming to visit!

Qara, I need more laser drink.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara, I need more laser drink.

Right. You do that. Anyhow, I'm going to go and enter the doom fortress version 2.0 that a couple of Great Old Ones just opened up for me. See ya!

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara, I need more laser drink.

Right. You do that. Anyhow, I'm going to go and enter the doom fortress version 2.0 that a couple of Great Old Ones just opened up for me. See ya!

*drinks laser drink*
*turns Doom Fortress 2.0 into rainbows*
*explodes*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara, I need more laser drink.

Right. You do that. Anyhow, I'm going to go and enter the doom fortress version 2.0 that a couple of Great Old Ones just opened up for me. See ya!

*drinks laser drink*
*turns Doom Fortress 2.0 into rainbows*
*explodes*

The rainbows are the optical illusion defensive system going off, by the way. Looks like everything is working fine.

Sicon112 wrote:The rainbows are the optical illusion defensive system going off, by the way. Looks like everything is working fine.

*Wanders in having not been around for a few days... is surprised to note that the place is still pretty much as it was before*

Huh... did Xana get the reset button working there's... ooh...rainbows?

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Right. You do that. Anyhow, I'm going to go and enter the doom fortress version 2.0 that a couple of Great Old Ones just opened up for me. See ya!

*drinks laser drink*
*turns Doom Fortress 2.0 into rainbows*
*explodes*

The rainbows are the optical illusion defensive system going off, by the way. Looks like everything is working fine.

COOL. I bet it comes with nuclear power.
Standard, right?

wanna help me blow the rainbows up scarab?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:COOL. I bet it comes with nuclear power.
Standard, right?

wanna help me blow the rainbows up scarab?

I can help?! Will the ice wand work on them? it's reflective! How do we blow 'em up? Is it like in Rainbow Unicorn attack?

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:COOL. I bet it comes with nuclear power.
Standard, right?

wanna help me blow the rainbows up scarab?

I can help?! Will the ice wand work on them? it's reflective! How do we blow 'em up? Is it like in Rainbow Unicorn attack?

apparently, his fortress is now indestructible.
but then again, so was the last one. Now it is a pillow fortress of doom!
*maniacal laugh*

Have fun blowing up the illusionary rainbows that eli's attack made though.

Sicon112 wrote:Have fun blowing up the illusionary rainbows that eli's attack made though.

rainbows..... O_O

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Have fun blowing up the illusionary rainbows that eli's attack made though.

rainbows..... O_O

I know right? So pretty...

I've got it! Let's catch them in bottles and give 'em to Xana. He can make crazy rainbow beverages out of them. ATTTTACK!

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Have fun blowing up the illusionary rainbows that eli's attack made though.

rainbows..... O_O

I know right? So pretty...

I've got it! Let's catch them in bottles and give 'em to Xana. He can make crazy rainbow beverages out of them. ATTTTACK!

XO
*drinks laser drink*
*gathers rainbows in bottles*
*sees now fully exposed doom fortress*
*hands xana rainbow drink bottles*
*explodes*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:XO
*drinks laser drink*
*gathers rainbows in bottles*
*sees now fully exposed doom fortress*
*hands xana rainbow drink bottles*
*explodes*

How is my doom fortress exposed? It's still in another dimension that can only be accessed through what used to be the door to the back room, which I have shut down at the moment. Furthermore the rainbows were an illusion that fooled you into thinking your attack was successful. Now that you have removed them, what the hell is that supposed to do? The defense system is still running fine.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:XO
*drinks laser drink*
*gathers rainbows in bottles*
*sees now fully exposed doom fortress*
*hands xana rainbow drink bottles*
*explodes*

How is my doom fortress exposed? It's still in another dimension that can only be accessed through what used to be the door to the back room, which I have shut down at the moment. Furthermore the rainbows were an illusion that fooled you into thinking your attack was successful. Now that you have removed them, what the hell is that supposed to do? The defense system is still running fine.

After reading that ten times.... WAT.
never mind, maybe Xana can maybe awesome rainbow drinks.
You'll be in your extra-dimensional fortress, though. sad.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:After reading that ten times.... WAT.
never mind, maybe Xana can maybe awesome rainbow drinks.
You'll be in your extra-dimensional fortress, though. sad.

I mastered the art of inexplicably being in multiple places at once ages ago. In fact, I've been standing right behind you this entire conversation.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:After reading that ten times.... WAT.
never mind, maybe Xana can maybe awesome rainbow drinks.
You'll be in your extra-dimensional fortress, though. sad.

Yeah he can't share the rainbow magic alcohol if he's all locked up in his doom fortess.

(Turns and yells at walls) See beyond your domain, Sicon, and udnerstand what it is you miss! You cannot live your life in hiding! While nothing may touch your body in there, and you remain our superior in terms of armanents, how do you expect your soul to be free? Life exists OUTSIDE of the super fortress of rainbow doom!