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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:35 pm

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eli_gone_crazy wrote:After reading that ten times.... WAT.
never mind, maybe Xana can maybe awesome rainbow drinks.
You'll be in your extra-dimensional fortress, though. sad.


Yeah he can't share the rainbow magic alcohol if he's all locked up in his doom fortess.

(Turns and yells at walls) See beyond your domain, Sicon, and udnerstand what it is you miss! You cannot live your life in hiding! While nothing may touch your body in there, and you remain our superior in terms of armanents, how do you expect your soul to be free? Life exists OUTSIDE of the super fortress of rainbow doom!


What are you talking about? I'm right over here. This drink is pretty good. Looks like I get first try again!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:35 pm

Sicon112 wrote:What are you talking about? I'm right over here. This drink is pretty good. Looks like I get first try again!


*Sighs and goes back to shooting flying rainbow butterflies with the ice wand*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:38 pm

Has someone been ABUSING my laser juice?

*stern look at eli*

Okay, I seriously need to restrict that stuff. From now on, anyone without my demonic laser powers who touches the laserjuice without an immunity token from yours truly gets CORRODED.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:38 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:After reading that ten times.... WAT.
never mind, maybe Xana can maybe awesome rainbow drinks.
You'll be in your extra-dimensional fortress, though. sad.


I mastered the art of inexplicably being in multiple places at once ages ago. In fact, I've been standing right behind you this entire conversation.


*whispers*
does he know that I mixed in some reen stuff into the rainbow drink?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:39 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Has someone been ABUSING my laser juice?

*stern look at eli*

Okay, I seriously need to restrict that stuff. From now on, anyone without my demonic laser powers who touches the laserjuice without an immunity token from yours truly gets CORRODED.


What did I do?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:40 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Has someone been ABUSING my laser juice?

*stern look at eli*

Okay, I seriously need to restrict that stuff. From now on, anyone without my demonic laser powers who touches the laserjuice without an immunity token from yours truly gets CORRODED.


What did I do?

You became my assistant. NOW BACK TO WORK
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:42 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:After reading that ten times.... WAT.
never mind, maybe Xana can maybe awesome rainbow drinks.
You'll be in your extra-dimensional fortress, though. sad.


I mastered the art of inexplicably being in multiple places at once ages ago. In fact, I've been standing right behind you this entire conversation.


*whispers*
does he know that I mixed in some reen stuff into the rainbow drink?


*Is right next to eli* Do you think there is anything around here I DON'T know about? Seriously...I don't understand why everyone goes insane when they drink this stuff. *chugs* See? It's just harmless space-time warping, eldritch liquid made from all the evils in the world and refined over an ancient Indian burial ground. With rainbows added for flavor. What's so strange about that?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:42 pm

Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Has someone been ABUSING my laser juice?

*stern look at eli*

Okay, I seriously need to restrict that stuff. From now on, anyone without my demonic laser powers who touches the laserjuice without an immunity token from yours truly gets CORRODED.


What did I do?

You became my assistant. NOW BACK TO WORK


YOU lost my memory.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:44 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
*Is right next to eli* Do you think there is anything around here I DON'T know about? Seriously...I don't understand why everyone goes insane when they drink this stuff. *chugs* See? It's just harmless space-time warping, eldritch liquid made from all the evils in the world and refined over an ancient Indian burial ground. With rainbows added for flavor. What's so strange about that?

Maybe it's like when I drink blue stuff. *shrugs*
and it just makes you lose your memory.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:47 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
*Is right next to eli* Do you think there is anything around here I DON'T know about? Seriously...I don't understand why everyone goes insane when they drink this stuff. *chugs* See? It's just harmless space-time warping, eldritch liquid made from all the evils in the world and refined over an ancient Indian burial ground. With rainbows added for flavor. What's so strange about that?

Maybe it's like when I drink blue stuff. *shrugs*
and it just makes you lose your memory.


But I have never lost my memory, so there goes that theory. I just think you guys are overreacting. I mean, really, how can the purified essence of the Outer Gods make you guys do some of this sh*t?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:49 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
*Is right next to eli* Do you think there is anything around here I DON'T know about? Seriously...I don't understand why everyone goes insane when they drink this stuff. *chugs* See? It's just harmless space-time warping, eldritch liquid made from all the evils in the world and refined over an ancient Indian burial ground. With rainbows added for flavor. What's so strange about that?

Maybe it's like when I drink blue stuff. *shrugs*
and it just makes you lose your memory.


But I have never lost my memory, so there goes that theory. I just think you guys are overreacting. I mean, really, how can the purified essence of the Outer Gods make you guys do some of this sh*t?

other people don't have 95% caffeine in their bloodstream.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:50 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:other people don't have 95% caffeine in their bloodstream.


...Ok that's a valid point.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:52 pm

Sicon112 wrote:[quote="eli_gone_crazy"
other people don't have 95% caffeine in their bloodstream.


...Ok that's a valid point.[/quote]

I can work on a drink that WOULD work on you, but I have no clue what the repercussions would be.

let's do it for SCIENCE! :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:53 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:[quote="eli_gone_crazy"
other people don't have 95% caffeine in their bloodstream.


...Ok that's a valid point.


I can work on a drink that WOULD work on you, but I have no clue what the repercussions would be.

let's do it for SCIENCE! :D[/quote]

There may be other issues with that...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:54 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I can work on a drink that WOULD work on you, but I have no clue what the repercussions would be.

let's do it for SCIENCE! :D


Can I help? See a while ago we discovered some really cool stuff happens when you EAT the fragments that fly off of the ice wand...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:56 pm

I'd comment on how the drinks affect people, but I can't drink them. They all turn into lasers.

I know! Let's see what happens when we MIX laserjuice with the actual demonic drinks! I'll have to hand you the lasers to mix in, but you'd better promise not to drink them yourselves. I'm not made of lasers here, you know. That's a lie I really am made of lasers.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:58 pm

What do we have to mix?
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- ?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:59 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:...Ok that's a valid point.


I can work on a drink that WOULD work on you, but I have no clue what the repercussions would be.

let's do it for SCIENCE! :D


There may be other issues with that...


such as?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:01 pm

Victin wrote:What do we have to mix?
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- ?


    -flesh-eating laserjuice
    -shark-infused laserjuice
    -artificially intelligent laserjuice
    -corrosive laserjuice
    -infrared laserjuice

...yeah, lasers are weird.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:02 pm

You guys forgot the rainbow stuff, that has to go in too.
Also, my green stuff cake. I'm sure there's some of it cyrogenically frozen to preserve it around here soemwhere...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:04 pm

Scarab wrote:You guys forgot the rainbow stuff, that has to go in too.
Also, my green stuff cake. I'm sure there's some of it cyrogenically frozen to preserve it around here soemwhere...

Rainbow Stuff? What + What and how does it work?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby S_o_S on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:04 pm

And get me a litre of it.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:05 pm

Scarab wrote:You guys forgot the rainbow stuff, that has to go in too.
Also, my green stuff cake. I'm sure there's some of it cyrogenically frozen to preserve it around here soemwhere...


and the (now recently dead) zombie fishmonster! :D

and we dont know, but we're gonna find out
VICTIN! try this new stuff! :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:06 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Scarab wrote:You guys forgot the rainbow stuff, that has to go in too.
Also, my green stuff cake. I'm sure there's some of it cyrogenically frozen to preserve it around here soemwhere...


and the (now recently dead) zombie fishmonster! :D

and we dont know, but we're gonna find out
VICTIN! try this new stuff! :D


Hell yes, come along Victin, you must TEST run this for us! I promise it won't set you on fire from the inside. Probably.

S_o_S wrote:And get me a litre of it.


*Checks list* One litre, coming right up! Ya want cake with that?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:07 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Scarab wrote:You guys forgot the rainbow stuff, that has to go in too.
Also, my green stuff cake. I'm sure there's some of it cyrogenically frozen to preserve it around here soemwhere...


and the (now recently dead) zombie fishmonster! :D

and we dont know, but we're gonna find out
VICTIN! try this new stuff! :D


DON'T WASTE IT! We have to feed this concoction to Sicon! FOR SCIENCE!
Oh, and let's throw in a lime. :gurt: It can't hurt.
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