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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:08 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:DON'T WASTE IT! We have to feed this concoction to Sicon! FOR SCIENCE!
Oh, and let's throw in a lime. :gurt: It can't hurt.


*Stares at the limes as she prepares to throw them into the mixture* ...You know, I can't help but feel a little guilty every time I do this with limes. Like we're devouring Gurt's long lost siblings, or ancestors, or something.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:09 pm

What do we have to mix?
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:09 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Scarab wrote:You guys forgot the rainbow stuff, that has to go in too.
Also, my green stuff cake. I'm sure there's some of it cyrogenically frozen to preserve it around here soemwhere...


and the (now recently dead) zombie fishmonster! :D

and we dont know, but we're gonna find out
VICTIN! try this new stuff! :D


DON'T WASTE IT! We have to feed this concoction to Sicon! FOR SCIENCE!
Oh, and let's throw in a lime. :gurt: It can't hurt.


YES! *calling Sicon*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby S_o_S on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:09 pm

Victin wrote:What do we have to mix?
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes


I volunteer as victim, I mean, test subject.
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:12 pm

S_o_S wrote:
Victin wrote:What do we have to mix?
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes


I volunteer as victim, I mean, test subject.

I unvolunteer you.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:13 pm

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Oh, how I LOVE the irony of that name S2
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:18 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:YES! *calling Sicon*


*YOINK* *chugs the drink*

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*smirk* You do realize you just gave me the power to launch all of you into eternal torment, right? *Crrrrrraaaaaaaaaack*

*Reality breaks open, drops them all into an endless abyss, and after eternal torment (somehow) they all drop back out ten minutes in the past*

Hey guys, what's up? Still gonna make me that drink?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:23 pm

Victin wrote:What do we have to mix?
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes


Hmm... *looks around for something else to add*
I don't see anymore ingredients, but there WAS this bottle of blueberry arsenic Sicon made lying unner the couch. Also I found three pennies and a lollypop down there... strawberry one, too! Add the lollypop :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby S_o_S on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:24 pm

My drink! Damn you Sicon! I'm going to go mix my own cocktail! With blackjack... And hookers... Y'know what, forget the cocktail!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:25 pm

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Oh, how I LOVE the irony of that name S2
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:29 pm

Victin wrote:Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Oh, how I LOVE the irony of that name S2


*Gets out her fedora and notepad and begins to record* Mister Victin, what can you say are your thoughts going into this delicate stage of experimentation? Any last words for our audience should you fail to return?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:40 pm

...So, I wake up from my interdimensional power nap, and find that somebody's turned this coffee room into a mad science lab.

Hooooooo boy.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:45 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...So, I wake up from my interdimensional power nap, and find that somebody's turned this coffee room into a mad science lab.

Hooooooo boy.


Ssssh! Victin and Eli and carrying out experiments! We may be about to witness history in the making!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:47 pm

Scarab wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:...So, I wake up from my interdimensional power nap, and find that somebody's turned this coffee room into a mad science lab.

Hooooooo boy.


Ssssh! Victin and Eli and carrying out experiments! We may be about to witness history in the making!


I am NOT his assistant!
*dragged back to lab*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby S_o_S on Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:52 pm

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Oh, how I LOVE the irony of that name S2
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BTW, I made a drawing of Kariese and her husband. Go check it!


Is it time to drink, because I'm thirsty?
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:42 pm

S_o_S wrote:
Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Oh, how I LOVE the irony of that name S2
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BTW, I made a drawing of Kariese and her husband. Go check it!


Is it time to drink, because I'm thirsty?


I'm thinking no.
Like ever.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:53 pm

ELI! You just broke like rule 1684 of the Coffee room: NO RESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOUR ALLOWED. Now go sit in the corner until you can be crazy again.
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:55 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:ELI! You just broke like rule 1684 of the Coffee room: NO RESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOUR ALLOWED. Now go sit in the corner until you can be crazy again.


Make me.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:04 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:ELI! You just broke like rule 1684 of the Coffee room: NO RESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOUR ALLOWED. Now go sit in the corner until you can be crazy again.


Make me.


Fine. If Eli won't come to the corner... the corner must come to Eli.
*lasersplosion around Eli*
Enjoy. I'll let you out once you promise to misbehave.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:11 pm

...Okay, I've waited long enough. An entire pitcher of Green Stuff chugged in one go, and nothing's happened yet. Seriously. I've been standing this entire time in the middle of nowhere, waiting for something to happen... Nada. Zilch. Kaput.

Derp.

Right, anything I can help out with? Or other me? Or actual me? (probably not actual me, considering actual me is entirely human)
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:12 pm

Endless Sea wrote:...Okay, I've waited long enough. An entire pitcher of Green Stuff chugged in one go, and nothing's happened yet. Seriously. I've been standing this entire time in the middle of nowhere, waiting for something to happen... Nada. Zilch. Kaput.

Derp.

Right, anything I can help out with? Or other me? Or actual me? (probably not actual me, considering actual me is entirely human)


*yells from prison*
TRY THE SUPER MIXED UP STUFF RIGHT UP THERE!
*points to super mixed up stuff...from prison*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:18 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:...Okay, I've waited long enough. An entire pitcher of Green Stuff chugged in one go, and nothing's happened yet. Seriously. I've been standing this entire time in the middle of nowhere, waiting for something to happen... Nada. Zilch. Kaput.

Derp.

Right, anything I can help out with? Or other me? Or actual me? (probably not actual me, considering actual me is entirely human)


*yells from prison*
TRY THE SUPER MIXED UP STUFF RIGHT UP THERE!
*points to super mixed up stuff...from prison*


Wait, is it ready?
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:21 pm

Endless Sea wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:...Okay, I've waited long enough. An entire pitcher of Green Stuff chugged in one go, and nothing's happened yet. Seriously. I've been standing this entire time in the middle of nowhere, waiting for something to happen... Nada. Zilch. Kaput.

Derp.

Right, anything I can help out with? Or other me? Or actual me? (probably not actual me, considering actual me is entirely human)


*yells from prison*
TRY THE SUPER MIXED UP STUFF RIGHT UP THERE!
*points to super mixed up stuff...from prison*


Wait, is it ready?


*adds liquid nitrogen and pixie stix*
now it is :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:27 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
*adds liquid nitrogen and pixie stix*
now it is :D


...Yeah, I think you can come out now.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:29 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
*adds liquid nitrogen and pixie stix*
now it is :D


...Yeah, I think you can come out now.


gee, thanks... I guess I should be grateful or something.
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