The Coffee Room

Anything goes.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:37 am

( Rattles bars on cell in the Coffee Room the metaguards have locked him up in)

I AM NOT DON JUAN, OK?

( Indifferent stares)

WOULD YOU LOCK UP A 12 YEAR OLD KID, YOUR YOUNGEST MEMBER, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT SLAPPED BY MORGANA LE FEY BY TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER?
FIRE!
User avatar
The Wild West Pyro
 
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:07 pm
Location: Hong Kong, China, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way, Outer Space, The Universe

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:38 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Rattles bars on cell in the Coffee Room the metaguards have locked him up in)

I AM NOT DON JUAN, OK?

( Indifferent stares)

WOULD YOU LOCK UP A 12 YEAR OLD KID, YOUR YOUNGEST MEMBER, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT SLAPPED BY MORGANA LE FEY BY TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER?


*looks at you nursing a cup of coffee mixed with monster energy drink* I have no idea" *presses a button and blows up the jail cell* but shush.
Who you going to call? ME!
User avatar
Lordxana0
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:36 pm
Location: Long Beach

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:44 am

Lordxana0 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Rattles bars on cell in the Coffee Room the metaguards have locked him up in)

I AM NOT DON JUAN, OK?

( Indifferent stares)

WOULD YOU LOCK UP A 12 YEAR OLD KID, YOUR YOUNGEST MEMBER, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT SLAPPED BY MORGANA LE FEY BY TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER?


*looks at you nursing a cup of coffee mixed with monster energy drink* I have no idea" *presses a button and blows up the jail cell* but shush.


OK.

Thanks!

( Sneaks out quietly to his room above the shop. Yes, all Metaguards have their rooms above the shop. But they can't share.)
FIRE!
User avatar
The Wild West Pyro
 
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:07 pm
Location: Hong Kong, China, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way, Outer Space, The Universe

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:59 am

JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.
JRPictures.
Going Meta since 2010.


INSTANTIATION NUMBER: 10-15-14-15

The Forum Killer (Sign Up/Discussion): http://forum.watchthefootage.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=410 (You better sign up OR ELSE)

:gurt: :geek: :ugeek:
User avatar
JRPictures
Meta-Knight
 
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:12 am
Location: Australia

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:12 am

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.


Ah ah ah ah ah.... you forgot two things:

STEAMPUNK ( WILD WEST AND VICTORIAN) AND UNIVERSAL MONSTERS.
FIRE!
User avatar
The Wild West Pyro
 
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:07 pm
Location: Hong Kong, China, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way, Outer Space, The Universe

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:41 am

Damn it I knew I forgot something.

So who's ready to make a movie?
JRPictures.
Going Meta since 2010.


INSTANTIATION NUMBER: 10-15-14-15

The Forum Killer (Sign Up/Discussion): http://forum.watchthefootage.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=410 (You better sign up OR ELSE)

:gurt: :geek: :ugeek:
User avatar
JRPictures
Meta-Knight
 
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:12 am
Location: Australia

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:39 am

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

You forgot the nukes. Or should I spend sometime reminding you? It'll be very pretty until you get blown up
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:56 am

I'll never forget the nukes.

I just didn't mention them because that would spoil the finale In which the entire world is blown by the nukes in an amazing spectacle of awesome
JRPictures.
Going Meta since 2010.


INSTANTIATION NUMBER: 10-15-14-15

The Forum Killer (Sign Up/Discussion): http://forum.watchthefootage.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=410 (You better sign up OR ELSE)

:gurt: :geek: :ugeek:
User avatar
JRPictures
Meta-Knight
 
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:12 am
Location: Australia

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:59 am

JRPictures wrote:I'll never forget the nukes.

I just didn't mention them because that would spoil the finale In which the entire world is blown by the nukes in an amazing spectacle of awesome


Heck yeah! ( Also, please include these 8 Universal Monster Movies, as it's Halloween and they're legendary:

DRACULA ( 1931 )

FRANKENSTEIN ( 1931 )

THE MUMMY ( 1932 )

THE INVISIBLE MAN ( 1933 )

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN ( 1935 )

THE WOLF MAN ( 1941 )

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ( 1943 )

CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON ( 1954 )
FIRE!
User avatar
The Wild West Pyro
 
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:07 pm
Location: Hong Kong, China, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way, Outer Space, The Universe

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:07 am

TRANSFORM!

(Turns into Pumpking, the king of the Pumpkins)

Greetings.
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:12 am

SHAPE SHIFT POTION TIME!

( TURNS INTO THE INVISIBLE MAN, INSPIRED BY THE UNIVERSAL 1933 MOVIE, AND THE HG WELLS NOVEL.)

Ends up like this:

Invisible_Man.jpeg
Invisible_Man.jpeg (54.6 KiB) Viewed 8537 times
FIRE!
User avatar
The Wild West Pyro
 
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:07 pm
Location: Hong Kong, China, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way, Outer Space, The Universe

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:32 am

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.


Man, you also forgot the lasers.

But I won't set the shark-infused lasers on you THIS time, because at least it has the crew of Serenity.
But DON'T TRY IT AGAIN.
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

AS DICTATED TO INSTANTIATION 17-01-18-01.
User avatar
Qara-Xuan Zenith
 
Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:34 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:35 am

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.


Man, you also forgot the lasers.

But I won't set the shark-infused lasers on you THIS time, because at least it has the crew of Serenity.
But DON'T TRY IT AGAIN.


Ooh, a movie! ...Wait... how are you even visualising this space in the four dimensions you're limited to via the use of a videocamera? Last time I tried to get a camera to work in here, it blew up (although Sicon WAS in the area at the time... hmm.)

And can you film us in an epic battle? :D
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:52 am

Scarab wrote:And can you film us in an epic battle? :D


You mean everyone against Sicon, right? Because that's the only way to have fair teams.
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

AS DICTATED TO INSTANTIATION 17-01-18-01.
User avatar
Qara-Xuan Zenith
 
Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:34 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:55 am

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.


You forgot ponies.
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:55 am

The Finch wrote:TRANSFORM!

(Turns into Pumpking, the king of the Pumpkins)

Greetings.

*pumpkin disappears*
What pumpkin? I'm sure there was never a pumpkin in here.
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
User avatar
Victin
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:17 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:57 am

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Come here buy your Shapeshifting Potions with me! They are all homemade, and all of them work.
The first one to buy it, it'll cost 97 pennies.
They cost 100 pennies each normally
No Refunds
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
User avatar
Victin
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:17 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby S_o_S on Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:29 pm

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Come here buy your Shapeshifting Potions with me! They are all homemade, and all of them work.
The first one to buy it, it'll cost 97 pennies.
They cost 100 pennies each normally
No Refunds


Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO
Not a distress call. Honest.
User avatar
S_o_S
 
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:49 pm
Location: Northern Ireland

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:31 pm

S_o_S wrote:Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

Goddammit, I don't want two husbands! Change back. NOW.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
User avatar
IslaKariese
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:53 am
Location: Maryland/Virginia

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby S_o_S on Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:36 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
S_o_S wrote:Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

Goddammit, I don't want two husbands! Change back. NOW.


IIIIIII DddOn'T KNOOWWWwwwOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Not a distress call. Honest.
User avatar
S_o_S
 
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:49 pm
Location: Northern Ireland

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:21 pm

S_o_S wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
S_o_S wrote:Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

Goddammit, I don't want two husbands! Change back. NOW.


IIIIIII DddOn'T KNOOWWWwwwOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Shoots you with my laser shooting rifle
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
User avatar
Victin
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:17 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:22 pm

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
User avatar
Victin
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:17 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:23 pm

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

I will be generous and contribute one of my nuclear devices to the mix. Just a warning if you kill my dragon, you will regret it
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:27 pm

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
Last edited by Victin on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
User avatar
Victin
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:17 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:59 pm

Guys, I made my own homemade one and turned into my favourite monster- The Invisible Man.

Ingredients:

- Chocolate MIlk
- Butterscotch
- Coffee
- Milk
- Marshmallows

DONE!

It's free.
FIRE!
User avatar
The Wild West Pyro
 
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:07 pm
Location: Hong Kong, China, Asia, Earth, The Solar System, the Milky Way, Outer Space, The Universe

PreviousNext

Return to Off Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron