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( Rattles bars on cell in the Coffee Room the metaguards have locked him up in)

I AM NOT DON JUAN, OK?

( Indifferent stares)

WOULD YOU LOCK UP A 12 YEAR OLD KID, YOUR YOUNGEST MEMBER, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT SLAPPED BY MORGANA LE FEY BY TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Rattles bars on cell in the Coffee Room the metaguards have locked him up in)

I AM NOT DON JUAN, OK?

( Indifferent stares)

WOULD YOU LOCK UP A 12 YEAR OLD KID, YOUR YOUNGEST MEMBER, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT SLAPPED BY MORGANA LE FEY BY TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER?

*looks at you nursing a cup of coffee mixed with monster energy drink* I have no idea" *presses a button and blows up the jail cell* but shush.

Lordxana0 wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Rattles bars on cell in the Coffee Room the metaguards have locked him up in)

I AM NOT DON JUAN, OK?

( Indifferent stares)

WOULD YOU LOCK UP A 12 YEAR OLD KID, YOUR YOUNGEST MEMBER, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT SLAPPED BY MORGANA LE FEY BY TRYING TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER?

*looks at you nursing a cup of coffee mixed with monster energy drink* I have no idea" *presses a button and blows up the jail cell* but shush.

OK.

Thanks!

( Sneaks out quietly to his room above the shop. Yes, all Metaguards have their rooms above the shop. But they can't share.)

JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

Ah ah ah ah ah.... you forgot two things:

STEAMPUNK ( WILD WEST AND VICTORIAN) AND UNIVERSAL MONSTERS.

Damn it I knew I forgot something.

So who's ready to make a movie?

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

You forgot the nukes. Or should I spend sometime reminding you? It'll be very pretty until you get blown up

I'll never forget the nukes.

I just didn't mention them because that would spoil the finale In which the entire world is blown by the nukes in an amazing spectacle of awesome

JRPictures wrote:I'll never forget the nukes.

I just didn't mention them because that would spoil the finale In which the entire world is blown by the nukes in an amazing spectacle of awesome

Heck yeah! ( Also, please include these 8 Universal Monster Movies, as it's Halloween and they're legendary:

DRACULA ( 1931 )

FRANKENSTEIN ( 1931 )

THE MUMMY ( 1932 )

THE INVISIBLE MAN ( 1933 )

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN ( 1935 )

THE WOLF MAN ( 1941 )

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ( 1943 )

CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON ( 1954 )

TRANSFORM!

(Turns into Pumpking, the king of the Pumpkins)

Greetings.

SHAPE SHIFT POTION TIME!

( TURNS INTO THE INVISIBLE MAN, INSPIRED BY THE UNIVERSAL 1933 MOVIE, AND THE HG WELLS NOVEL.)

Ends up like this:

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

Man, you also forgot the lasers.

But I won't set the shark-infused lasers on you THIS time, because at least it has the crew of Serenity.
But DON'T TRY IT AGAIN.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

Man, you also forgot the lasers.

But I won't set the shark-infused lasers on you THIS time, because at least it has the crew of Serenity.
But DON'T TRY IT AGAIN.

Ooh, a movie! ...Wait... how are you even visualising this space in the four dimensions you're limited to via the use of a videocamera? Last time I tried to get a camera to work in here, it blew up (although Sicon WAS in the area at the time... hmm.)

And can you film us in an epic battle?

Scarab wrote:And can you film us in an epic battle?

You mean everyone against Sicon, right? Because that's the only way to have fair teams.

JRPictures wrote:JR walks around with a video camera.

Guys I'm making a movie about the Coffee Room and you're all in it.

It will have *takes one massive deep breath* action, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, guns, knives, limes, Metaguards, tropers, eldritch abominations, black holes, sci-fi, space ships, time travel, Time Lords, cyberpunk, fantasy, magic, wizards, voodoo, motorcycles, Batman, Deadpool, Judge Dredd, The Avengers, All of TGWTG, The AVGN, the cast of Star Wars, the cast of Star Trek, lens flares, Wreck-It Ralph, Sonic, Mario, Luigi, Optimus Prime, the crew of Serenity, Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Sherlock and Watson, Poirot, Troy and Abed and Harry Potter *starts breathing fast*

All in all a normal Tuesday here.

You forgot ponies.

The Finch wrote:TRANSFORM!

(Turns into Pumpking, the king of the Pumpkins)

Greetings.

*pumpkin disappears*
What pumpkin? I'm sure there was never a pumpkin in here.

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Come here buy your Shapeshifting Potions with me! They are all homemade, and all of them work.
The first one to buy it, it'll cost 97 pennies.
They cost 100 pennies each normally
No Refunds

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Come here buy your Shapeshifting Potions with me! They are all homemade, and all of them work.
The first one to buy it, it'll cost 97 pennies.
They cost 100 pennies each normally
No Refunds

Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

S_o_S wrote:Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

Goddammit, I don't want two husbands! Change back. NOW.

IslaKariese wrote:

S_o_S wrote:Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

Goddammit, I don't want two husbands! Change back. NOW.

IIIIIII DddOn'T KNOOWWWwwwOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

S_o_S wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:

S_o_S wrote:Observe! *drinks* *becomes Cthulu* OH NO

Goddammit, I don't want two husbands! Change back. NOW.

IIIIIII DddOn'T KNOOWWWwwwOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Shoots you with my laser shooting rifle

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

I will be generous and contribute one of my nuclear devices to the mix. Just a warning if you kill my dragon, you will regret it

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Guys, I made my own homemade one and turned into my favourite monster- The Invisible Man.

Ingredients:

- Chocolate MIlk
- Butterscotch
- Coffee
- Milk
- Marshmallows

DONE!

It's free.