The Coffee Room

[Victin]

Guys, I made my own homemade one and turned into my favourite monster- The Invisible Man.

Ingredients:

- Chocolate MIlk
- Butterscotch
- Coffee
- Milk
- Marshmallows

DONE!

It's free.

*kills Pyro with laser rifle*
Invisibility Potion, only 100 pennies!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Guys, I made my own homemade one and turned into my favourite monster- The Invisible Man.

Ingredients:

- Chocolate MIlk
- Butterscotch
- Coffee
- Milk
- Marshmallows

DONE!

It's free.

*kills Pyro with laser rifle*
Invisibility Potion, only 100 pennies!

( Throws ink in Victin's face, then strangles him, then, to finish him off, well- FACE, MEET CHAIR!)

INVISIBILITY POTION, MADE BY DR. JACK GRIFFIN, THE ORIGINAL INVISIBLE MAN, AND IT WORKS!

[Victin]

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

[The Wild West Pyro]

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Wait!

YOU FORGOT COFFEE!

[Sicon112]

THERE IS NO COFFEE HERE!

[The Wild West Pyro]

THERE IS NO COFFEE HERE!

OK, LIMES!

WAIT, NO- LOLLIPOPS!

[eli_gone_crazy]

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

Come here buy your Shapeshifting Potions with me! They are all homemade, and all of them work.
The first one to buy it, it'll cost 97 pennies.
They cost 100 pennies each normally
No Refunds

*smacks Victin upside the head*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Also, the Cabal are getting desperate, and are beginning to settle down:

http://pheeble.net/?tdnfhaka
http://pheeble.net/?aaahfybw
http://pheeble.net/?smnbhjvi

[eli_gone_crazy]

Also, the Cabal are getting desperate, and are beginning to settle down:

http://pheeble.net/?tdnfhaka
http://pheeble.net/?aaahfybw
http://pheeble.net/?smnbhjvi

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO

[The Wild West Pyro]

Also, the Cabal are getting desperate, and are beginning to settle down:

http://pheeble.net/?tdnfhaka
http://pheeble.net/?aaahfybw
http://pheeble.net/?smnbhjvi

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO

OK.

( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!

OUT!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Also, the Cabal are getting desperate, and are beginning to settle down:

http://pheeble.net/?tdnfhaka
http://pheeble.net/?aaahfybw
http://pheeble.net/?smnbhjvi

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO

OK.

( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!

OUT!

XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*

[The Wild West Pyro]

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO[/quote]

OK.

( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!

OUT![/quote]

XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*[/quote]

Thank you!

( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)

( Looks out of the window)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!

OUT!

( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)

GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO

OK.

( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!

OUT!

XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*

Thank you!

( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)

( Looks out of the window)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!

OUT!

( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)

GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!

Pyro, you're 12! You're not supposed to know what they're doing! Get away from there!

[eli_gone_crazy]

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO

OK.

( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!

OUT!

XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*

Thank you!

( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)

( Looks out of the window)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!

OUT!

( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)

GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!

Pyro, you're 12! You're not supposed to know what they're doing! Get away from there!

let's worry about the broken arm qara.

[The Wild West Pyro]

this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO

OK.

( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!

OUT!

XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*

Thank you!

( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)

( Looks out of the window)

NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!

OUT!

( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)

GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!

Pyro, you're 12! You're not supposed to know what they're doing! Get away from there!

YOU CAN BLAME THAT ON SEX EDUCATION AT SCHOOL!

( Blindfolds himself)

[Guyshane]

Who needs to prepare the nuke? At this point I am the nuke.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Who needs to prepare the nuke? At this point I am the nuke.

( Spitting out blood)

USe IT then THEY're KILLing ME AAAaaargh......

( Last thing he sees is Moriarty smashing his head in with his cane,)

[JRPictures]

I love all this.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

It's hilarious.

[Scarab]

I love all this.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

It's hilarious.

Oh, sure it's all fun and games until somebody murders the mutant fish >.>

[The Finch]

Transform!

(Changes into a flower vase)

[Scarab]

Transform!

(Changes into a flower vase)

...That is by far the most completely useless thing you have yet turned into, Finch. Seriously. You've outdone yourself.

[The Finch]

It fits my ARG picture.

Can I have some flowers, please?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Transform!

(Changes into a flower vase)

Ooh, like the missile that became a vase of flowers in Hitchhiker?

[The Wild West Pyro]

HELP ME.

THEY LOCKED ME IN A DUHGEON.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE THE HEAVY BREATHING IS COMING FROM, IT'S FROM UPSTAIRS.

YES, MORIARTY AND MORGANA INFRILTATED THE SHOP AT MIDNIGHT, AND ATTATCHED A TIME BOMB TO THE COFFEE MACHINE, WHICH IS WHY FINCH IS TURNING INTO USELESS OBJECTS AND WE'RE GETTING BLUE STUFF.YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTESTO DEFUSE THE BOMB. ALSO, THE TWO ARE HAVING ANOTHER CUDDLE UPSTAIRS

NOW DON JUAN IS COMING TO TORTURE ME.

ERIK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KIND OF CARES, I GET TWO MEALS OF BREAD AND CHEESE AND WATER EACH DAY.

BUT STILL, HELP ME. THE DUNGEON IS IN THE NORTH POLE, AT - NONONONO I REGRET EVERYTHING NO NONONONONONOOOOOOP:72379;7)79/:),79)397789jiohfiuwheiudfigfskhajhfwhdhkwehifhuwecuewbheffucjdewjoewjhdweidhuefuckdnjwhjkewkndjwejdkewhjhfhkebqukhcdwbbhcwdbcjnncdnjnwc

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

HELP ME.

THEY LOCKED ME IN A DUHGEON.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE THE HEAVY BREATHING IS COMING FROM, IT'S FROM UPSTAIRS.

YES, MORIARTY AND MORGANA INFRILTATED THE SHOP AT MIDNIGHT, AND ATTATCHED A TIME BOMB TO THE COFFEE MACHINE, WHICH IS WHY FINCH IS TURNING INTO USELESS OBJECTS AND WE'RE GETTING BLUE STUFF.YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTESTO DEFUSE THE BOMB. ALSO, THE TWO ARE HAVING ANOTHER CUDDLE UPSTAIRS

NOW DON JUAN IS COMING TO TORTURE ME.

ERIK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KIND OF CARES, I GET TWO MEALS OF BREAD AND CHEESE AND WATER EACH DAY.

BUT STILL, HELP ME. THE DUNGEON IS IN THE NORTH POLE, AT - NONONONO I REGRET EVERYTHING NO NONONONONONOOOOOOP:72379;7)79/:),79)397789jiohfiuwheiudfigfskhajhfwhdhkwehifhuwecuewbheffucjdewjoewjhdweidhuefuckdnjwhjkewkndjwejdkewhjhfhkebqukhcdwbbhcwdbcjnncdnjnwc

Oh, good, so they're not in the chatroom.

*ignores WildWest*