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Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:05 pm
by Victin
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Guys, I made my own homemade one and turned into my favourite monster- The Invisible Man.
Ingredients:
- Chocolate MIlk
- Butterscotch
- Coffee
- Milk
- Marshmallows
DONE!
It's free.
*kills Pyro with
laser rifle*
Invisibility Potion, only 100 pennies!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:10 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Guys, I made my own homemade one and turned into my favourite monster- The Invisible Man.
Ingredients:
- Chocolate MIlk
- Butterscotch
- Coffee
- Milk
- Marshmallows
DONE!
It's free.
*kills Pyro with
laser rifle*
Invisibility Potion, only 100 pennies!
( Throws ink in Victin's face, then strangles him, then, to finish him off, well- FACE, MEET CHAIR!)
INVISIBILITY POTION, MADE BY DR. JACK GRIFFIN, THE ORIGINAL INVISIBLE MAN, AND IT WORKS!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:12 pm
by Victin
List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:13 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
Wait!
YOU FORGOT COFFEE!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:15 pm
by Sicon112
THERE IS NO COFFEE HERE!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:16 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Sicon112 wrote:THERE IS NO COFFEE HERE!
OK, LIMES!
WAIT, NO- LOLLIPOPS!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:20 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003)
- Lollipop (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001)
- Shapeshifting potion
Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
Come here buy your Shapeshifting Potions with me! They are all homemade, and all of them work.
The first one to buy it, it'll cost 97 pennies.
They cost 100 pennies each normally
No Refunds
*smacks Victin upside the head*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:41 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:45 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:57 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
eli_gone_crazy wrote:this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO
OK.
( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!
OUT!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:59 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
The Wild West Pyro wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO
OK.
( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!
OUT!
XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:08 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO[/quote]
OK.
( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!
OUT![/quote]
XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*[/quote]
Thank you!
( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)
( Looks out of the window)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!
OUT!
( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)
GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:01 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
The Wild West Pyro wrote:this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO
OK.
( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!
OUT!
XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*
Thank you!
( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)
( Looks out of the window)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!
OUT!
( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)
GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!
Pyro, you're 12! You're not supposed to know what they're doing! Get away from there!
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:03 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO
OK.
( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!
OUT!
XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*
Thank you!
( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)
( Looks out of the window)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!
OUT!
( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)
GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!
Pyro, you're 12! You're not supposed to know what they're doing! Get away from there!
let's worry about the broken arm qara.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:32 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:this is the place I go when I can't handle the pressure.
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IT IN HERE?! XO
OK.
( Drags out Moriarty and Morgana)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A SO CALLED KISSING SESSION AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP!
OUT!
XD thanks! *hands pyro a cookie*
Thank you!
( Eats delicious Lime Chocolate Chip Cookie)
( Looks out of the window)
NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PRIVATE CUDDLING SESSION! BESIDES, YOUR MOANING IS GETTING TOO LOUD! AND THE MAGIC SPHERE YOU MADE IS DRAINING OUR COFFEE MACHINE!
OUT!
( Gets thrown back by black magic spell and bashed several times with cane and gets a broken arm)
GUYSHANE, PREPARE THE NUKE!
Pyro, you're 12! You're not supposed to know what they're doing! Get away from there!
YOU CAN BLAME THAT ON SEX EDUCATION AT SCHOOL!
( Blindfolds himself)
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:11 pm
by Guyshane
Who needs to prepare the nuke? At this point I am the nuke.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:12 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Guyshane wrote:Who needs to prepare the nuke? At this point I am the nuke.
( Spitting out blood)
USe IT then THEY're KILLing ME AAAaaargh......
( Last thing he sees is Moriarty smashing his head in with his cane,)
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:31 pm
by JRPictures
I love all this.
*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*
It's hilarious.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:43 pm
by Scarab
JRPictures wrote:I love all this.
*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*
It's hilarious.
Oh, sure it's all fun and games until somebody murders the mutant fish >.>
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:18 pm
by The Finch
Transform!
(Changes into a flower vase)
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:20 pm
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:Transform!
(Changes into a flower vase)
...That is by far the most completely useless thing you have yet turned into, Finch. Seriously. You've outdone yourself.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:21 pm
by The Finch
It fits my ARG picture.
Can I have some flowers, please?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:39 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
The Finch wrote:Transform!
(Changes into a flower vase)
Ooh, like the missile that became a vase of flowers in Hitchhiker?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:47 am
by The Wild West Pyro
HELP ME.
THEY LOCKED ME IN A DUHGEON.
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE THE HEAVY BREATHING IS COMING FROM, IT'S FROM UPSTAIRS.
YES, MORIARTY AND MORGANA INFRILTATED THE SHOP AT MIDNIGHT, AND ATTATCHED A TIME BOMB TO THE COFFEE MACHINE, WHICH IS WHY FINCH IS TURNING INTO USELESS OBJECTS AND WE'RE GETTING BLUE STUFF.YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTESTO DEFUSE THE BOMB. ALSO, THE TWO ARE HAVING ANOTHER CUDDLE UPSTAIRS
NOW DON JUAN IS COMING TO TORTURE ME.
ERIK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KIND OF CARES, I GET TWO MEALS OF BREAD AND CHEESE AND WATER EACH DAY.
BUT STILL, HELP ME. THE DUNGEON IS IN THE NORTH POLE, AT - NONONONO I REGRET EVERYTHING NO NONONONONONOOOOOOP:72379;7)79/:),79)397789jiohfiuwheiudfigfskhajhfwhdhkwehifhuwecuewbheffucjdewjoewjhdweidhuefuckdnjwhjkewkndjwejdkewhjhfhkebqukhcdwbbhcwdbcjnncdnjnwc
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:11 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
The Wild West Pyro wrote:HELP ME.
THEY LOCKED ME IN A DUHGEON.
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE THE HEAVY BREATHING IS COMING FROM, IT'S FROM UPSTAIRS.
YES, MORIARTY AND MORGANA INFRILTATED THE SHOP AT MIDNIGHT, AND ATTATCHED A TIME BOMB TO THE COFFEE MACHINE, WHICH IS WHY FINCH IS TURNING INTO USELESS OBJECTS AND WE'RE GETTING BLUE STUFF.YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTESTO DEFUSE THE BOMB. ALSO, THE TWO ARE HAVING ANOTHER CUDDLE UPSTAIRS
NOW DON JUAN IS COMING TO TORTURE ME.
ERIK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KIND OF CARES, I GET TWO MEALS OF BREAD AND CHEESE AND WATER EACH DAY.
BUT STILL, HELP ME. THE DUNGEON IS IN THE NORTH POLE, AT - NONONONO I REGRET EVERYTHING NO NONONONONONOOOOOOP:72379;7)79/:),79)397789jiohfiuwheiudfigfskhajhfwhdhkwehifhuwecuewbheffucjdewjoewjhdweidhuefuckdnjwhjkewkndjwejdkewhjhfhkebqukhcdwbbhcwdbcjnncdnjnwc
Oh, good, so they're not in the chatroom.
*ignores WildWest*