The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

HELP ME.

THEY LOCKED ME IN A DUHGEON.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE THE HEAVY BREATHING IS COMING FROM, IT'S FROM UPSTAIRS.

YES, MORIARTY AND MORGANA INFRILTATED THE SHOP AT MIDNIGHT, AND ATTATCHED A TIME BOMB TO THE COFFEE MACHINE, WHICH IS WHY FINCH IS TURNING INTO USELESS OBJECTS AND WE'RE GETTING BLUE STUFF.YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTESTO DEFUSE THE BOMB. ALSO, THE TWO ARE HAVING ANOTHER CUDDLE UPSTAIRS

NOW DON JUAN IS COMING TO TORTURE ME.

ERIK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KIND OF CARES, I GET TWO MEALS OF BREAD AND CHEESE AND WATER EACH DAY.

BUT STILL, HELP ME. THE DUNGEON IS IN THE NORTH POLE, AT - NONONONO I REGRET EVERYTHING NO NONONONONONOOOOOOP:72379;7)79/:),79)397789jiohfiuwheiudfigfskhajhfwhdhkwehifhuwecuewbheffucjdewjoewjhdweidhuefuckdnjwhjkewkndjwejdkewhjhfhkebqukhcdwbbhcwdbcjnncdnjnwc

Oh, good, so they're not in the chatroom.

*ignores WildWest*

AAAAAARRRGH NO PLEASE NOT THE RACK NOT THE RACK NOT THE RACK!

[The Finch]

NO! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

[The Finch]

COME ON, GET OUT

[IslaKariese]

It's just the same one... over and over...

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

WHAT THE HELL IF THEY SPAM THE COFFEE ROOM WE CAN EXPLODE THEM!
WITH DEATHTRAPS AND SHARKS AND LASERS AND THINGS.
AND GREEN STUFF.
SEE HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, SPAMBOTS!!!!

[The Finch]

I'm trying to make a theme song based on the Coffee Room based on the theme to Little Shop of Horrors.

"On the 6th of October, in a month not too long ago, the meta-guards encountered a deadly threat to their existence, and it appeared in the most innocent and most unlikely of places...."

[The Wild West Pyro]

NO! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

I CAN'T, TURN INTO A JACKHAMMER OR A CAKE WITH A FILE OR SOMETHING!

[WackyMeetsPractical]

In an attempt to live up to my self-given name, I have resolved to come in here and act completely wacky.

So watch out Coffee Room, because Wacky is here!

*TRANSFORMS INTO FILING CABINET*

Am I doing this right?

[The Finch]

No, no. You need to gain the ability to transform.

(Changes into Master Hand)

[WackyMeetsPractical]

Okay, so I can't transform. I'll do something else wacky.

*Does a handstand*

Is this wacky? Am I wacky now?

[The Finch]

>You fall into a pool of Green Stuff on the landing!
>Spaghetti starts dropping from the ceiling
>Meatballs start coming out from the walls
>The Pillow Fort now turns into mozzarella cheese
>Just another day in the Coffee Room

[WackyMeetsPractical]

Ick! What am I swimming in? Does it stain?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Ick! What am I swimming in? Does it stain?

The souls of eldritch abominations.... and yes?
Idk, we just always assumed it would wash out.

[WackyMeetsPractical]

*Jumps out of pool running and screaming*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

*Curls up into a little ball and rocks back and forth*

I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Jumps out of pool running and screaming*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

*Curls up into a little ball and rocks back and forth*

I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more.

and we broke wacky in less than ten.....
new record?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I think we need to do something about the warning sign on the door. Make it bigger or something?
Or at least take it down; it's clearly not working.

[Guyshane]

I think we need to do something about the warning sign on the door. Make it bigger or something?
Or at least take it down; it's clearly not working.

We have a warning sign?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I think we need to do something about the warning sign on the door. Make it bigger or something?
Or at least take it down; it's clearly not working.

We have a warning sign?

Yeah, but it just functions as Shmuck Bait.

"Do not taste the delicious Green Stuff" and all that.

[S_o_S]

The spam has increased since Finch and I landed at our base camp on their board yesterday. THIS CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

You know, you folks are hilarious. However, I've got to turn in.

LATER.

[eli_gone_crazy]

You know, you folks are hilarious. However, I've got to turn in.

LATER.

Wait, what?

[The Wild West Pyro]

These are going to be my last words today. Erik will hang me tonight.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

You will find my body hanging on the roof of the shop. Cut it down, and cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

Farewell.

The Wild West Pyro.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Come forth Uria, Lord of Searing Flames!



Will the other two come forward?

[Guyshane]

Come forth Uria, Lord of Searing Flames!



Will the other two come forward?

Before they do Batman has something to say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmwLPU5H6_Q

[The Wild West Pyro]

These are going to be my last words today. Erik will hang me tonight.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

You will find my body hanging on the roof of the shop. Cut it down, and cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

Farewell.

The Wild West Pyro.

Do not worry. Your youngest member will come back as an INVISIBLE GHOST!

SO IF YOU SEE A GUY LIKE THIS GOING AROUND THE SHOP:

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THAT'S JUST ME!