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Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:19 amby The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:HELP ME.
THEY LOCKED ME IN A DUHGEON.
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE THE HEAVY BREATHING IS COMING FROM, IT'S FROM UPSTAIRS.
YES, MORIARTY AND MORGANA INFRILTATED THE SHOP AT MIDNIGHT, AND ATTATCHED A TIME BOMB TO THE COFFEE MACHINE, WHICH IS WHY FINCH IS TURNING INTO USELESS OBJECTS AND WE'RE GETTING BLUE STUFF.YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY 5 MINUTESTO DEFUSE THE BOMB. ALSO, THE TWO ARE HAVING ANOTHER CUDDLE UPSTAIRS
NOW DON JUAN IS COMING TO TORTURE ME.
ERIK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KIND OF CARES, I GET TWO MEALS OF BREAD AND CHEESE AND WATER EACH DAY.
BUT STILL, HELP ME. THE DUNGEON IS IN THE NORTH POLE, AT - NONONONO I REGRET EVERYTHING NO NONONONONONOOOOOOP:72379;7)79/:),79)397789jiohfiuwheiudfigfskhajhfwhdhkwehifhuwecuewbheffucjdewjoewjhdweidhuefuckdnjwhjkewkndjwejdkewhjhfhkebqukhcdwbbhcwdbcjnncdnjnwc
Oh, good, so they're not in the chatroom.
*ignores WildWest*
AAAAAARRRGH NO PLEASE NOT THE RACK NOT THE RACK NOT THE RACK!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:57 amby The Finch
NO! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:40 amby The Finch
COME ON, GET OUT
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:43 amby IslaKariese
It's just the same one... over and over...
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:54 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
WHAT THE HELL IF THEY SPAM THE COFFEE ROOM WE CAN EXPLODE THEM!
WITH DEATHTRAPS AND SHARKS AND LASERS AND THINGS.
AND GREEN STUFF.
SEE HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, SPAMBOTS!!!!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:57 amby The Finch
I'm trying to make a theme song based on the Coffee Room based on the theme to Little Shop of Horrors.
"On the 6th of October, in a month not too long ago, the meta-guards encountered a deadly threat to their existence, and it appeared in the most innocent and most unlikely of places...."
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:29 amby The Wild West Pyro
The Finch wrote:NO! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
I CAN'T, TURN INTO A JACKHAMMER OR A CAKE WITH A FILE OR SOMETHING!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:30 amby WackyMeetsPractical
In an attempt to live up to my self-given name, I have resolved to come in here and act completely wacky.
So watch out Coffee Room, because Wacky is here!
*TRANSFORMS INTO FILING CABINET*
Am I doing this right?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:32 amby The Finch
No, no. You need to gain the ability to transform.
(Changes into Master Hand)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:33 amby WackyMeetsPractical
Okay, so I can't transform. I'll do something else wacky.
*Does a handstand*
Is this wacky? Am I wacky now?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:35 amby The Finch
>You fall into a pool of Green Stuff on the landing!
>Spaghetti starts dropping from the ceiling
>Meatballs start coming out from the walls
>The Pillow Fort now turns into mozzarella cheese
>Just another day in the Coffee Room
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:39 amby WackyMeetsPractical
Ick! What am I swimming in? Does it stain?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:55 amby eli_gone_crazy
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:Ick! What am I swimming in? Does it stain?
The souls of eldritch abominations.... and yes?
Idk, we just always assumed it would wash out.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:01 amby WackyMeetsPractical
*Jumps out of pool running and screaming*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*Curls up into a little ball and rocks back and forth*
I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:20 amby eli_gone_crazy
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:*Jumps out of pool running and screaming*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*Curls up into a little ball and rocks back and forth*
I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more. I don't wanna be wacky no more.I don't wanna be wacky no more.
and we broke wacky in less than ten.....
new record?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:50 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
I think we need to do something about the warning sign on the door. Make it bigger or something?
Or at least take it down; it's clearly not working.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 pmby Guyshane
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I think we need to do something about the warning sign on the door. Make it bigger or something?
Or at least take it down; it's clearly not working.
We have a warning sign?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:15 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
Guyshane wrote:Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I think we need to do something about the warning sign on the door. Make it bigger or something?
Or at least take it down; it's clearly not working.
We have a warning sign?
Yeah, but it just functions as Shmuck Bait.
"Do not taste the
delicious Green Stuff" and all that.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:55 pmby S_o_S
The spam has increased since Finch and I landed at our base camp on their board yesterday. THIS CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:15 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
You know, you folks are hilarious. However, I've got to turn in.
LATER.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:46 pmby eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:You know, you folks are hilarious. However, I've got to turn in.
LATER.
Wait, what?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:09 amby The Wild West Pyro
These are going to be my last words today. Erik will hang me tonight.
Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.
You will find my body hanging on the roof of the shop. Cut it down, and cremate me with the following things:
A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop
Farewell.
The Wild West Pyro.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:23 amby eli_gone_crazy
Come forth Uria, Lord of Searing Flames!
Will the other two come forward?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:48 amby Guyshane
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Come forth Uria, Lord of Searing Flames!
Will the other two come forward?
Before they do Batman has something to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmwLPU5H6_Q
Re: The Coffee Room
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Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:31 amby The Wild West Pyro
The Wild West Pyro wrote:These are going to be my last words today. Erik will hang me tonight.
Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.
You will find my body hanging on the roof of the shop. Cut it down, and cremate me with the following things:
A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop
Farewell.
The Wild West Pyro.
Do not worry. Your youngest member will come back as an INVISIBLE GHOST!
SO IF YOU SEE A GUY LIKE THIS GOING AROUND THE SHOP:
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THAT'S JUST ME!