The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

These are going to be my last words today. Erik will hang me tonight.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

You will find my body hanging on the roof of the shop. Cut it down, and cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

Farewell.

The Wild West Pyro.

Do not worry. Your youngest member will come back as an INVISIBLE GHOST!

SO IF YOU SEE A GUY LIKE THIS GOING AROUND THE SHOP:

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THAT'S JUST ME!

-_- really? Just giving up like that?

I guess I'l save you....

*climbs up to roof*
*takes out mast-- Oh God, What Happened to you face?! O.o

*takes out master sword*
He's a kid... see?

*morgana and moriarty look sheepish*

Now, apologize or you get the same treatment...
*they shakes their heads no*
fine, then...
*drinks blue stuff*
*pops out of existence*
*pops backs right next to them... with an extradimensional jail cell from Sicon's old fortress of doom*
*saves pyro and drops him off by Scarab*
happy now?

[The Wild West Pyro]

These are going to be my last words today. Erik will hang me tonight.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

You will find my body hanging on the roof of the shop. Cut it down, and cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

Farewell.

The Wild West Pyro.

Do not worry. Your youngest member will come back as an INVISIBLE GHOST!

SO IF YOU SEE A GUY LIKE THIS GOING AROUND THE SHOP:

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THAT'S JUST ME!

-_- really? Just giving up like that?

I guess I'l save you....

*climbs up to roof*
*takes out mast-- Oh God, What Happened to you face?! O.o

*takes out master sword*
He's a kid... see?

*morgana and moriarty look sheepish*

Now, apologize or you get the same treatment...
*they shakes their heads no*
fine, then...
*drinks blue stuff*
*pops out of existence*
*pops backs right next to them... with an extradimensional jail cell from Sicon's old fortress of doom*
*saves pyro and drops him off by Scarab*
happy now?

Thankyouverymuch.

Or is that how Elvis says it?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Also, this is what happened to my face.

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[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, are people still allowed to order hot fictional beverages here? If so, can I have a hot chocolate?

[The Wild West Pyro]

I have recorded a conversation of Morgana and Moriarty in their cell.

O: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
S: WHAT?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT WE HANGED A KID!
O: I HATE YOU!
S: THEN OUR WEDDING IS OFF!
O: FINE!
( Cue throwing ring in Moriarty's face)
S: GRRR.
O: HA!
O: Wait- what are you doing? GET OFF! GET OFF ME! UHOHAAAHUHAAAA ( Moaning for over an hour)
( A rather cross Erik enters)
P: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY THE LULLABY OF THE BELLS?
S: YOU SHUT UP!
S: AND NOW WE'RE LOCKED IN THIS UNBREAKABLE CELL!
P: WELL, YOU ARE A ( French swear words)
S: SHUT UP!
P: YOU TWO HANGED A POOR, INNOCENT KID!
S: YOU DID THE HANGING!
P: EAT MY PUNJAB LASSO!
( Garroting)
S: HELP!
( Erik walks out grumbling.)
( Two of Pyro's Universal monsters spawn in the cell. The Invisible Man and The Wolf Man appear.)
Wolfie, aka Larry Talbot: AWOOOOOOOOOO
The Invisible Man, aka Doctor Jack Griffin: NOW YOU WILL SUFFER FOR HANGING OUR MASTER!
( Screams as Morgana gets mauled and Moriarty gets his head in pieces via a Crowbar)

[The Wild West Pyro]

Wait, are people still allowed to order hot fictional beverages here? If so, can I have a hot chocolate?

Yes, you can.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Wait, are people still allowed to order hot fictional beverages here? If so, can I have a hot chocolate?

Order what you like. Be afraid of the consequences.


We really need to get that face looked at pyro...

[The Wild West Pyro]

Wait, are people still allowed to order hot fictional beverages here? If so, can I have a hot chocolate?

Order what you like. Be afraid of the consequences.


We really need to get that face looked at pyro...

I know.

DOCTOR GRIFFIN!

( Invisible Man enters)

Griffin: Hmmm. Hang on.
( Comes back with the antidote.)
Griffin: Drink it.
Grffin: It's apple flavoured.
( Drinks and goes back to normal)

Thanks!

Griffin: You're welcome. Sorry about the mess on the carpet, it took us six hours to subdue Moriarty and Morgana.
Me: Did sending The Creature from the Black Lagoon help.
( Griffin shudders)
Yes, it did.
( Flashback)
M and M: AAAAARRRRRRGH!
( Creature busy ripping off their faces.)

[eli_gone_crazy]

... yeah, I got nothing
*causes random explosions*

[The Wild West Pyro]

... yeah, I got nothing
*causes random explosions*

( Gives her the money he stole from Don Juan when he wasn't looking)

Here is US One Googelplex in cash, have fun.

[eli_gone_crazy]

... yeah, I got nothing
*causes random explosions*

( Gives her the money he stole from Don Juan when he wasn't looking)

Here is US One Googelplex in cash, have fun.

Not the best idea ever but... ok!





done!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, what?

[JackAlsworth]

Wait, what?

Story of the thread.

[S_o_S]

Wait, what?

Don't worry, if you're lost in here, you're generally on the right track.

[Dryunya]

At the risk of sounding like RWJ, I'll note that this thread has reached exactly 10000 views.
UPD: Damn, I didn't think of making a screenshot, and now it's 10002. Unview the thread twice, stat!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Honestly, this forum is really useful for making e-Katamaris.

[Sicon112]

You may order anything you like. This doesn't change the fact that whatever you get will be either insanity inducing, deadly, or both, but you can ORDER whatever.

By the way, your drink is done. I wouldn't release the vacuum seal if I were you...

[Scarab]

You may order anything you like. This doesn't change the fact that whatever you get will be either insanity inducing, deadly, or both, but you can ORDER whatever.

By the way, your drink is done. I wouldn't release the vacuum seal if I were you...

See, now he's going to release the vaccuum seal just because you told him not to... that was your plan wasn't it?

[Sicon112]

You may order anything you like. This doesn't change the fact that whatever you get will be either insanity inducing, deadly, or both, but you can ORDER whatever.

By the way, your drink is done. I wouldn't release the vacuum seal if I were you...

See, now he's going to release the vaccuum seal just because you told him not to... that was your plan wasn't it?

Shhhhhhh

[Guyshane]

You may order anything you like. This doesn't change the fact that whatever you get will be either insanity inducing, deadly, or both, but you can ORDER whatever.

By the way, your drink is done. I wouldn't release the vacuum seal if I were you...

See, now he's going to release the vaccuum seal just because you told him not to... that was your plan wasn't it?

Shhhhhhh

*Teleports in* Sicon where have you been? its been awhile since you were in here

[Sicon112]

*Teleports in* Sicon where have you been? its been awhile since you were in here

Had to install a few upgrades on my new Doom Fortress. It took some time for a couple of the parts to get here.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, who got their drink? I may still be waiting on my hot chocolate.

[Sicon112]

Wait, who got their drink? I may still be waiting on my hot chocolate.

You. Like I said, you MAY not want to crack the vacuum seal...

[Pixelmage]

Anyone to stab around? Yeah... Since the Coffee (Chat)Room came up things here slowed down a little bit...

I think I'll take some pictures instead. (Shane, You'll be up next in the character drawings!)

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh, Pixel, by the way. You have timehaxknives, right? Well, I thought I'd get you the last thing you need to go along with those. Hang on.

*strolls into randomly appearing vortex, then drives back out in a steamroller, parks it in front of Pixel, and strolls away.*

Enjoy.