The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

You know, aside from the spontaneous breakdancing, nothing actually happened. Oh well. An abomination against God is an abomination against God. And by that I mean me breakdancing.

[Guyshane]

Oh, Pixel, by the way. You have timehaxknives, right? Well, I thought I'd get you the last thing you need to go along with those. Hang on.

*strolls into randomly appearing vortex, then drives back out in a steamroller, parks it in front of Pixel, and strolls away.*

Enjoy.

Oh no. quickly someone hold down Pixel before his words start turning red

[AMimsyBorogove]

Red text is the least of your woWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYies.

[S_o_S]

Hakuna Matata and all that good jazz.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Circle of life, my friend. Circle of life.

[JRPictures]

Whatever guys.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

So where was I?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

How should I know? I'm dead!

[S_o_S]

That is not a valid excuse in the Coffee Room. Lazy.

[Pixelmage]

Whatever guys.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

So where was I?

Being stabbed in the liver for insisting on blue stuff? Your drawing is going to be weird.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

That is not a valid excuse in the Coffee Room. Lazy.

Sorry. I'll try harder next time, sir.

[JRPictures]

Whatever guys.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

So where was I?

Being stabbed in the liver for insisting on blue stuff? Your drawing is going to be weird.

But I'm not weird I'm ambiguously autistic at most.

I wasn't stabbed in the liver either. I had a freakin shield on too. Blue Stuff (C) is cool and totally not a Forced Meme. Ok

[S_o_S]

Not good enough! *whip crack*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Really? A whip? It appears you do not seem to use courtesy on the Internet, and that the Metagaurds are more of a Ragtag Band of Vitriolic Misfits. So be it.

[S_o_S]

We're all a little mentally unstable. It's the sleep deprivation.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I suggest Methylphenidate (Ritalin). It does wonders for me. However, I recommend dipenhydramine for the sleep deprivation.

[S_o_S]

But that's no fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

[Sicon112]

I suggest Methylphenidate (Ritalin). It does wonders for me. However, I recommend dipenhydramine for the sleep deprivation.

I've just diluted my veins to the point where they can now actually be called a caffeine system instead of a circulatory system, and it's worrying when BLOOD seeps into them. I never really need to sleep...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

To each his own. I merely altered my disposition enough so that I run on music.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Teleports in* Sicon where have you been? its been awhile since you were in here

Had to install a few upgrades on my new Doom Fortress. It took some time for a couple of the parts to get here.

*mumble mumble* stupid rainbows *mumble mumble*

[Scarab]

*Teleports in* Sicon where have you been? its been awhile since you were in here

Had to install a few upgrades on my new Doom Fortress. It took some time for a couple of the parts to get here.

*mumble mumble* stupid rainbows *mumble mumble*

Made for GREEEAT drinks though, and right now, I really really NEED a drink. Come on Eli, I have neglected you lately. Let's go make ice slurpees with the rainbow stuff.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Quick Question: Do ANY rules of reality apply in the Coffee Room? So far, the answer seems to be no, but I'd like a veteran Metagaurd's opinion.

[JackAlsworth]

Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

I... actually don't know. Huh. You know what? Forget my question. Also, as yet another random conversation-starting question, who here has seen Wreck-It Ralph already?

[IslaKariese]

Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

I... actually don't know. Huh. You know what? Forget my question. Also, as yet another random conversation-starting question, who here has seen Wreck-It Ralph already?

Oh, is that out? I'll have to make time for it... hopefully it'll last long enough for me to reach Thanksgiving break.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Rule Number 1: If you drink it, it will be bad for you.
Rule Number 2: If you are in the coffee room, you will be killed.
Rule Number 3: If it exists, throw nukes or lasers or something at it.
Rule Number 4: Everything's Worse with Green Stuff. Therefore, Green Stuff will inevitably be added to everything.
Rule Number 5: Make sure to pay for your drink.

...I think that's it for rules here. Of course, I missed the first 60 pages, so what do I know?