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You know, aside from the spontaneous breakdancing, nothing actually happened. Oh well. An abomination against God is an abomination against God. And by that I mean me breakdancing.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, Pixel, by the way. You have timehaxknives, right? Well, I thought I'd get you the last thing you need to go along with those. Hang on.

*strolls into randomly appearing vortex, then drives back out in a steamroller, parks it in front of Pixel, and strolls away.*

Enjoy.

Oh no. quickly someone hold down Pixel before his words start turning red

Red text is the least of your woWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYies.

Hakuna Matata and all that good jazz.

Circle of life, my friend. Circle of life.

Whatever guys.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

So where was I?

How should I know? I'm dead!

That is not a valid excuse in the Coffee Room. Lazy.

JRPictures wrote:Whatever guys.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

So where was I?

Being stabbed in the liver for insisting on blue stuff? Your drawing is going to be weird.

S_o_S wrote:That is not a valid excuse in the Coffee Room. Lazy.

Sorry. I'll try harder next time, sir.

Pixelmage wrote:

JRPictures wrote:Whatever guys.

*drinks Blue Stuff (C)*

So where was I?

Being stabbed in the liver for insisting on blue stuff? Your drawing is going to be weird.

But I'm not weird I'm ambiguously autistic at most.

I wasn't stabbed in the liver either. I had a freakin shield on too. Blue Stuff (C) is cool and totally not a Forced Meme. Ok

Not good enough! *whip crack*

Really? A whip? It appears you do not seem to use courtesy on the Internet, and that the Metagaurds are more of a Ragtag Band of Vitriolic Misfits. So be it.

We're all a little mentally unstable. It's the sleep deprivation.

I suggest Methylphenidate (Ritalin). It does wonders for me. However, I recommend dipenhydramine for the sleep deprivation.

But that's no fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I suggest Methylphenidate (Ritalin). It does wonders for me. However, I recommend dipenhydramine for the sleep deprivation.

I've just diluted my veins to the point where they can now actually be called a caffeine system instead of a circulatory system, and it's worrying when BLOOD seeps into them. I never really need to sleep...

To each his own. I merely altered my disposition enough so that I run on music.

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:*Teleports in* Sicon where have you been? its been awhile since you were in here

Had to install a few upgrades on my new Doom Fortress. It took some time for a couple of the parts to get here.

*mumble mumble* stupid rainbows *mumble mumble*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:*Teleports in* Sicon where have you been? its been awhile since you were in here

Had to install a few upgrades on my new Doom Fortress. It took some time for a couple of the parts to get here.

*mumble mumble* stupid rainbows *mumble mumble*

Made for GREEEAT drinks though, and right now, I really really NEED a drink. Come on Eli, I have neglected you lately. Let's go make ice slurpees with the rainbow stuff.

Quick Question: Do ANY rules of reality apply in the Coffee Room? So far, the answer seems to be no, but I'd like a veteran Metagaurd's opinion.

Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

JackAlsworth wrote:Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

I... actually don't know. Huh. You know what? Forget my question. Also, as yet another random conversation-starting question, who here has seen Wreck-It Ralph already?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

I... actually don't know. Huh. You know what? Forget my question. Also, as yet another random conversation-starting question, who here has seen Wreck-It Ralph already?

Oh, is that out? I'll have to make time for it... hopefully it'll last long enough for me to reach Thanksgiving break.

Rule Number 1: If you drink it, it will be bad for you.
Rule Number 2: If you are in the coffee room, you will be killed.
Rule Number 3: If it exists, throw nukes or lasers or something at it.
Rule Number 4: Everything's Worse with Green Stuff. Therefore, Green Stuff will inevitably be added to everything.
Rule Number 5: Make sure to pay for your drink.

...I think that's it for rules here. Of course, I missed the first 60 pages, so what do I know?