The Coffee Room

[Victin]

Rules? What are these "rules" of which you speak?

I... actually don't know. Huh. You know what? Forget my question. Also, as yet another random conversation-starting question, who here has seen Wreck-It Ralph already?

I'll have to wait until it's here on my country

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Gah! That's right! I forgot to pay! To whoever made my hot chocolate yesterday, have 5 fictional dollars. (usable in any universe except this one!)

[Victin]

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

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Gah! That's right! I forgot to pay! To whoever made my hot chocolate yesterday, have 5 fictional dollars. (usable in any universe except this one!)

Uh... I made it. Gimme the money!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Gah! That's right! I forgot to pay! To whoever made my hot chocolate yesterday, have 5 fictional dollars. (usable in any universe except this one!)

Uh... I made it. Gimme the money!

K. Here you go. By the by, in what universe do you plan to spend it?

[Victin]

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- A nuclear device
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005)

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
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Gah! That's right! I forgot to pay! To whoever made my hot chocolate yesterday, have 5 fictional dollars. (usable in any universe except this one!)

Uh... I made it. Gimme the money!

K. Here you go. By the by, in what universe do you plan to spend it?

*mixes one of the fictional dollars with Artificially intelligent laserjuice and a nuclear device*
OH F-
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List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

[Scarab]

Dude, I think you have enough ingredients to have a fulfilling experimentation session already v.v

[Victin]

Dude, I think you have enough ingredients to have a fulfilling experimentation session already v.v

I know, but neither my assistant is here, nor my vict-Er... I mean, test subject. And I've just created something so horrible I have to hide in a box.
*hides horrible thing in a box*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

WHO GAVE THE LASERS MONEY????

Great. Now they're just going to go drinking.
This is... not going to be good.

[Sicon112]

Rule Number 1: If you drink it, it will be bad for you.
Rule Number 2: If you are in the coffee room, you will be killed.
Rule Number 3: If it exists, throw nukes or lasers or something at it.
Rule Number 4: Everything's Worse with Green Stuff. Therefore, Green Stuff will inevitably be added to everything.
Rule Number 5: Make sure to pay for your drink.

...I think that's it for rules here. Of course, I missed the first 60 pages, so what do I know?

And of course, I break all of those rules regularly, so even THEY don't really hold true...

[Victin]

Rule Number 1: If you drink it, it will be bad for you.
Rule Number 2: If you are in the coffee room, you will be killed.
Rule Number 3: If it exists, throw nukes or lasers or something at it.
Rule Number 4: Everything's Worse with Green Stuff. Therefore, Green Stuff will inevitably be added to everything.
Rule Number 5: Make sure to pay for your drink.

...I think that's it for rules here. Of course, I missed the first 60 pages, so what do I know?

And of course, I break all of those rules regularly, so even THEY don't really hold true...

Sicon, could you please stop at some place? As you know, I live in your cape, and I need to use your castle as the base of my experiments. When I'm drawing, I'm not there, so I can't make my experiences. AND I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE. GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE A FEW MINUTES AGO!

[Sicon112]

Rule Number 1: If you drink it, it will be bad for you.
Rule Number 2: If you are in the coffee room, you will be killed.
Rule Number 3: If it exists, throw nukes or lasers or something at it.
Rule Number 4: Everything's Worse with Green Stuff. Therefore, Green Stuff will inevitably be added to everything.
Rule Number 5: Make sure to pay for your drink.

...I think that's it for rules here. Of course, I missed the first 60 pages, so what do I know?

And of course, I break all of those rules regularly, so even THEY don't really hold true...

Sicon, could you please stop at some place? As you know, I live in your cape, and I need to use your castle as the base of my experiments. When I'm drawing, I'm not there, so I can't make my experiences. AND I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE. GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE A FEW MINUTES AGO!

No. You can't even get into my castle anyway. It's in an alternate universe. And filled to the brim with ways to kill anyone that isn't me. I already told you, Azathoth only excepts the rent payments in misery.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Azathoth only excepts the rent payments in misery.

Aha! Loophole Abuse: I can pay rent in someone else's misery!

...Now that I know how to cheat the system, I'm totally staging an invasion.
I think I will use Dryu's misery, since I'm still mad at him for his trolling.

[Guyshane]

Azathoth only excepts the rent payments in misery.

Aha! Loophole Abuse: I can pay rent in someone else's misery!

...Now that I know how to cheat the system, I'm totally staging an invasion.
I think I will use Dryu's misery, since I'm still mad at him for his trolling.

Don't bother invading. it won't take.

[Sicon112]

But I'M the one renting from Azathoth. That's how I got my fortress...

[Victin]

Sicon, I'm on your cape. I live on it. And it's infinite.

[Sicon112]

Sicon, I'm on your cape. I live on it. And it's infinite.

Yeah yeah, whatever. You have fun in your Coffee Shop. My cape may be awesome enough, but that doesn't mean you can come with it.

Go play in the pillow fort that used to be my first fortress. (I left plenty of things with which to kill you in there)

[Scarab]

Sicon, I'm on your cape. I live on it. And it's infinite.

Yeah yeah, whatever. You have fun in your Coffee Shop. My cape may be awesome enough, but that doesn't mean you can come with it.

Go play in the pillow fort that used to be my first fortress. (I left plenty of things with which to kill you in there)

I'll have you know that I built that pillow fort, I had first dibs and I removed the death artefacts >.> Stop hogging the whole darn room.

[Sicon112]

Sicon, I'm on your cape. I live on it. And it's infinite.

Yeah yeah, whatever. You have fun in your Coffee Shop. My cape may be awesome enough, but that doesn't mean you can come with it.

Go play in the pillow fort that used to be my first fortress. (I left plenty of things with which to kill you in there)

I'll have you know that I built that pillow fort, I had first dibs and I removed the death artefacts >.> Stop hogging the whole darn room.

Nonono, now we have TWO pillow forts. Eli didn't see the first one so she attacked my first doom fortress with reality warping powers and turned it into a pillow fort.

I let her so Azathoth would come over and attack you all. By the way, there is someone knocking on the door to this section of the Coffee Shop. Guess that's my cue to leave...

[Scarab]

Nonono, now we have TWO pillow forts. Eli didn't see the first one so she attacked my first doom fortress with reality warping powers and turned it into a pillow fort.

I let her so Azathoth would come over and attack you all. By the way, there is someone knocking on the door to this section of the Coffee Shop. Guess that's my cue to leave...

Oh, THAT pillow fort. That's yours.

...Wait, we have a DOOR?

[Pixelmage]

The door spawns into existence when we need to go through it to somewhere else inside this room.
It's not like it can lead you outside.

[Sicon112]

The door spawns into existence when we need to go through it to somewhere else inside this room.
It's not like it can lead you outside.

Of course, it also lets normal people in, and any eldritch abominations that aren't actually one of us *cough*Isla*cough* pretty much use it for whatever they want.

Have fun with my landlord. Bye!

[Scarab]

The door spawns into existence when we need to go through it to somewhere else inside this room.
It's not like it can lead you outside.

Of course, it also lets normal people in, and any eldritch abominations that aren't actually one of us *cough*Isla*cough* pretty much use it for whatever they want.

Have fun with my landlord. Bye!

*Hesitantly approaches door... pauses. Looks through the eyeglass and sees nothing. Opens door.

Is thrown back across the room by one of a great many tentacles*

Dude. Contact lenses mustbe a complete bitc-- EEP!

*Dodges away from the thing with a million eyes and tentacles and runs for it*

[IslaKariese]

*Hesitantly approaches door... pauses. Looks through the eyeglass and sees nothing. Opens door.

Is thrown back across the room by one of a great many tentacles*

Dude. Contact lenses mustbe a complete bitc-- EEP!

*Dodges away from the thing with a million eyes and tentacles and runs for it*

*Peeks in* Oh, hey Frank. How're the kids?

[Guyshane]

*Hesitantly approaches door... pauses. Looks through the eyeglass and sees nothing. Opens door.

Is thrown back across the room by one of a great many tentacles*

Dude. Contact lenses mustbe a complete bitc-- EEP!

*Dodges away from the thing with a million eyes and tentacles and runs for it*

*Peeks in* Oh, hey Frank. How're the kids?

This is an interesting dimension in here

[Pixelmage]

Hey shane! Now that you're here... Looks like you left before I uploaded your pic. It's in the ARG drawings now.