The Coffee Room

[Guyshane]

Hey shane! Now that you're here... Looks like you left before I uploaded your pic. It's in the ARG drawings now.

Yes I've seen it. very nice

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Prior to coming to these forums, I thought I was weird. This stuff blows that theory out of the water. Oh well. Live and learn.

[IslaKariese]

Prior to coming to these forums, I thought I was weird. This stuff blows that theory out of the water. Oh well. Live and learn.

*blinks* You... y-you thought.... PFFFFFFTH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*blinks* You... y-you thought.... PFFFFFFTH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

Uh-oh. Isla's laughter has come alive. And it just killed a shark.
RUN!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Hey! I may behave in a calm and reserved manner here, but that doesn't mean I'm always like this.

[Scarab]

Prior to coming to these forums, I thought I was weird. This stuff blows that theory out of the water. Oh well. Live and learn.

*blinks* You... y-you thought.... PFFFFFFTH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

Islaaaa I thought we had an agreement on your inlaws NOT attempting to murder me or otherwise violate my soul?

[IslaKariese]

Islaaaa I thought we had an agreement on your inlaws NOT attempting to murder me or otherwise violate my soul?

Hey, you walked in on him! Not my fault!

[Scarab]

Islaaaa I thought we had an agreement on your inlaws NOT attempting to murder me or otherwise violate my soul?

Hey, you walked in on him! Not my fault!

*Sigh* Fine but can you at least talk him into spitting out the Ice wand? I mean I know I can just regenerate the thing but we should really get it out of him before it...

*Watches Frank slowly but surely crystalising from the inside out and everything starts to shake*

Uhoh

[IslaKariese]

*sighs and puts down her paper* Frank! Cut that out, your scaring the locals!

[Scarab]

*sighs and puts down her paper* Frank! Cut that out, your scaring the locals!

...May I have my ice wand back please? It's still psychologically connected to my brain... if I sneeze he might explode.

[IslaKariese]

*sighs and puts down her paper* Frank! Cut that out, your scaring the locals!

...May I have my ice wand back please? It's still psychologically connected to my brain... if I sneeze he might explode.

Go ahead and sneeze. It's the only way you're gettin' that wand back.

[S_o_S]

Give me all the GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

[Pixelmage]

Here you go man, Here you go.
Give it to your sorrows!

[S_o_S]

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, ALL OF IT! *DOWNS*

... Oh dear, this may have been a MISCALCULATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[IslaKariese]

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, ALL OF IT! *DOWNS*

... Oh dear, this may have been a MISCALCULATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

No shit.

[Scarab]

AAAA-choo!

*Frank explodes. Everything and I do mean everything is covered with goo*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Except me.

( Comes out.)

I'M INVISIBLE AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-COUGHCOUGHCOUGH-AAAAAH.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Rule Number 1: If you drink it, it will be bad for you.
Rule Number 2: If you are in the coffee room, you will be killed.
Rule Number 3: If it exists, throw nukes or lasers or something at it.
Rule Number 4: Everything's Worse with Green Stuff. Therefore, Green Stuff will inevitably be added to everything.
Rule Number 5: Make sure to pay for your drink.

...I think that's it for rules here. Of course, I missed the first 60 pages, so what do I know?

I haven't been murdered yet!
and I make my own drinks!

and.... yeah, *hides in pillow fort of DOOM(tm)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Just because you make it doesn't mean you don't have to pay.

And... are you sure you haven't died yet? Because these FLESH-EATING LASERS say otherwise.

...Ew. Someone got eldritch goo all over my flesh-eating lasers. Who knows WHAT they'll do now?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Just because you make it doesn't mean you don't have to pay.

And... are you sure you haven't died yet? Because these FLESH-EATING LASERS say otherwise.

...Ew. Someone got eldritch goo all over my flesh-eating lasers. Who knows WHAT they'll do now?

*covered in goo*

ew.

*gives blue stuff to goo*
*goo transforms into slender man*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Just because you make it doesn't mean you don't have to pay.

And... are you sure you haven't died yet? Because these FLESH-EATING LASERS say otherwise.

...Ew. Someone got eldritch goo all over my flesh-eating lasers. Who knows WHAT they'll do now?

*covered in goo*

ew.

*gives blue stuff to goo*
*goo transforms into slender man*

Ah yes. Then there is only one way to combat him.

( Turns to the Universal Monsters he summoned behind him.)

JAWS, ATTTTTAAAACK!

[Pixelmage]

Slender Man...? In here?
Don't make me hug you all. Please? I mean, murder is par for the course, so it stands to reason that... Nah, forget it... No use reasoning in here.

*picks up a cellphone*
Chulhu? Yes, it's Pixie. Oh, nothing big, there's a wannabe abomination here, thought you'd like to know since it's your turf an all. Ok. I'll wait.
*hang up*

Well, now Cthulhu is coming kick the thrash out. Simple solution.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.

*Calls mimsy and Sicon*

[Pixelmage]

Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.

Don't you know? He's married to Kariese. That's how we became buddies, I met him at the wedding party. He's not going to murder me.