The Coffee Room

[NeverSlender]

*Flies back through the door and crashes into the back room. Crawls from the rubble*

So, looks likes someone put a pretty good anti-theft spell on the bottles.

[Scarab]

*Flies back through the door and crashes into the back room. Crawls from the rubble*

So, looks likes someone put a pretty good anti-theft spell on the bottles.

Huh... damn. Well, good effort anyway, I suppose it's for the ebst that we NOT intoxicate the already crazy guy. Who knows it might have even made him completely SANE instead... I don't know what we'd do with a sane Don Quixote.

On an offnote, thanks to this forum I can now spell Don Quixote from memory. Thank you, WTF!

[NeverSlender]

I think a sane Quixote is unprecedented so it would be cool to see what happened.

[Scarab]

I think a sane Quixote is unprecedented so it would be cool to see what happened.

True... though he must have been sane at SOME point, before all those books and all that reading. Technically the cause of his madness doesn't even make SENSE in this world. I really don't think your brain can dry up and make you go crazy from not sleeping and too much reading, at least not PERMANENTLY though going without sleep for a few days IS enough to get you classified as mentally unstable in some places.

[The Finch]

MEANWHILE...

Oh look, a coffee for me!

(Drinks)

What... the....

(Changes into Fonch, his Dolan Form)

wait a sec this coffe managd to chet me agan

"Fonch, pls"

wat r u sayin coffe

[NeverSlender]

You should be careful. We've got no idea what Xana has got here.

[The Finch]

You should be careful. We've got no idea what Xana has got here.

hai nevorslonda, hw r u

i fel funy, but that k, I jus ned moar coffe

[NeverSlender]

"Finch pls"

Gotta go for a bit, be back soon.

[The Finch]

"Finch pls"

Gotta go for a bit, be back soon.

by thn, se u labor, slonder

brin help, pls

[Scarab]

hai nevorslonda, hw r u

i fel funy, but that k, I jus ned moar coffe

Uh... o hai. Um... u wnt sm of the gud stuf r jst reg-coffi?

(I always knew I was bilingual)

[The Finch]

hai nevorslonda, hw r u

i fel funy, but that k, I jus ned moar coffe

Uh... o hai. Um... u wnt sm of the gud stuf r jst reg-coffi?

(I always knew I was bilingual)

brin bot, pls

scrob, pls

i thik i has new nam for the coffe i dark, is Dolan coffe, is god

[Scarab]

brin bot, pls

scrob, pls

*Gives you the strongest thing they have which is NOT the green stuff. There are small sparks emanating from the surface. *

Here try this, it'll fix you and your grammar right up.

[The Finch]

brin bot, pls

scrob, pls

Gives you the strongest thing they have which is NOT the green stuff. There are small sparks emanating from the surface.

Here try this, it'll fix you and your grammar right up.

wait a sec r u tryin to chet me again

[Scarab]

wait a sec r u tryin to chet me again

of course notd...

Wait, sorry. I mean F corse nt deer. Jst startn you of wth the lessr stuf b4 the green. Dnt u trst me?

[The Finch]

wait a sec r u tryin to chet me again

of course notd...

Wait, sorry. I mean F corse nt deer. Jst startn you of wth the lessr stuf b4 the green. Dnt u trst me?

Scrob, pls

"taks drnk"

"drnks"

"gup,gup, gulp, Gulp)

(Changes back into The Finch)

Thanks.

[Sicon112]

wait a sec r u tryin to chet me again

of course notd...

Wait, sorry. I mean F corse nt deer. Jst startn you of wth the lessr stuf b4 the green. Dnt u trst me?

*throws bottle of green stuff at them* Oi, snap out of it, or else my inner grammar nazi is about to murder both of you!

[The Finch]

wait a sec r u tryin to chet me again

of course notd...

Wait, sorry. I mean F corse nt deer. Jst startn you of wth the lessr stuf b4 the green. Dnt u trst me?

*throws bottle of green stuff at them* Oi, snap out of it, or else my inner grammar nazi is about to murder both of you!

OW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING I CHANGED

[Scarab]

"taks drnk"
"drnks"
"gup,gup, gulp, Gulp)
(Changes back into The Finch)
Thanks.

You're welcome.

*throws bottle of green stuff at them* Oi, snap out of it, or else my inner grammar nazi is about to murder both of you!

Oww! Hey, it's okay! We're just demonstrating how bilingual we are! We needed caffiene thats all.

Come have a cup of joe with us. We promise we won't bug your Grammar Nazi.

[Sicon112]

Oww! Hey, it's okay! We're just demonstrating how bilingual we are! We needed caffiene thats all.

Come have a cup of joe with us. We promise we won't bug your Grammar Nazi.

I would, but I think I'm going back to my doom fortress and resting. I feel like crap. Stupid colds...

[The Finch]

Yeah, have a cup of joe while the coffee house implodes on itself! The coffee is to d-

(Suddenly, beams of light come beaming out of eyes)

OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME WITH THAT CUP OF COFFEE WHY ARE THERE LIGHT BEAMS COMING OUT OF MY EYES

(Whole body starts glowing)

What is this strange drink you gave me!?

AHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME

[Scarab]

What is this strange drink you gave me!?

AHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME

...*pauses* What? But I could've sworn this was just regular coffee with an added bit of my personal secret recipe.
*Stares at the cup in confusion*
*Goes to get the bottle and stairs at that while Finch screams*

...Oh. Oops. That was the secret receipe for my reality warping forumla, not my extra buzzed coffee dosage... Um. Sorry.

[JackAlsworth]

*examines wreckage*

Scarab, you do know there's a quote button on each post, right? You don't need to just copy and paste.

Also, someone needs to clean this up.

*returns to two-hundred-yard buffer zone*

[Scarab]

*examines wreckage*

Scarab, you do know there's a quote button on each post, right? You don't need to just copy and paste.

Also, someone needs to clean this up.

*returns to two-hundred-yard buffer zone*

Oh, I know, it's just that sometimes it seems silly to quote ALL the comment when I'm only referring to a small portion of it specifically. Then again it does help people know WHO made the last comment.

It was NOT my fault somebody mixed up my herbs and spices, I tell you. SORRY FINCH! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO BLOW YOUR BRAIN!

[The Finch]

What is this strange drink you gave me!?

AHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME

...*pauses* What? But I could've sworn this was just regular coffee with an added bit of my personal secret recipe.
*Stares at the cup in confusion*
*Goes to get the bottle and stairs at that while Finch screams*

...Oh. Oops. That was the secret receipe for my reality warping forumla, not my extra buzzed coffee dosage... Um. Sorry.

WELL NOW YOU BUCKED UP

AHHHHHHHH

(Grows a tail)

WHY MEEEEEEE

(Grows Wings)

GOD HELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEE

(Shrinks to the size of a pony)

HELLLLLPPPPP MMEEEEEE

[JackAlsworth]

I swear I left a Reset Button around here somewhere... *rummages around for a bit*

What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?