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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:27 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.

Don't you know? He's married to Kariese. That's how we became buddies, I met him at the wedding party. He's not going to murder me.

Indeed. Pixie's the life of the party when drunk. Thulie annihilated all the Existential Space-Time Continuum Stuff (TMID) after that.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:34 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.

Don't you know? He's married to Kariese. That's how we became buddies, I met him at the wedding party. He's not going to murder me.

Indeed. Pixie's the life of the party when drunk. Thulie annihilated all the Existential Space-Time Continuum Stuff (TMID) after that.


I want some of that... *goes to lab*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:35 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.


OK......

GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!

IGOR!

YES, PULL THAT LEVER THAT SAYS " HEIGHT OF CONTINENT OF JAPAN"

IT'S ALIVE!

OK, GODZILLA-

AAAAATTTTACK!

And yes, you 8 can go out and fight.

( The Eight Universal Monsters that were featured in Universal's The Essential Collection run out.)
FIRE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:43 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Well, that's just great, Pixel.
Now we'll have to summon an even BIGGER monster to deal with Cthulhu.


OK......

GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!

IGOR!

YES, PULL THAT LEVER THAT SAYS " HEIGHT OF CONTINENT OF JAPAN"

IT'S ALIVE!

OK, GODZILLA-

AAAAATTTTACK!

And yes, you 8 can go out and fight.

( The Eight Universal Monsters that were featured in Universal's The Essential Collection run out.)


*cthulhu kills them all*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:49 pm

*cthulhu kills them all*[/quote]

DAMMIT.

Hmmmm.......

AHA!

( THE TF2 RED AND BLU TEAMS COME OUT)

ATTTAAACK! GO GO GO!
FIRE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:22 am

Oh, and, for those who are interested, a little tribute to the Universal Monsters I found on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWmNAnnYMyo

( PS: You may want to look out for our Cabal Letter Writing friend/foe/neither/ there. Best bit is when he swings across a stage using just a rope.)
FIRE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:54 pm

...AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh, hi. I was on a tram just know, but I saw this nice-looking Shop and I thought it was worth the look.
What do you have here?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:12 pm

I have paved the main area of the Coffee Room with electrified streetcar tracks in order to install a tram.

I think someone spilled Rin stuff... or... something... on them before I got the actual tram running.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:13 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I have paved the main area of the Coffee Room with electrified streetcar tracks in order to install a tram.

I think someone spilled Rin stuff... or... something... on them before I got the actual tram running.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?


Let's just say you are about to find out... Mehehehehe :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:14 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I have paved the main area of the Coffee Room with electrified streetcar tracks in order to install a tram.

I think someone spilled Rin stuff... or... something... on them before I got the actual tram running.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

-AAAAA! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
FINALLY, SOMEONE! What do you have here?
Any drinks?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:24 pm

I leave for a day and.... Look a tram! :D

and a segway
ew
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:26 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I leave for a day and.... Look a tram! :D
and a segway
ew


Trams are COOL.

*sniff* I think I'm getting a cold guys.

*Sneezes. Ice wand blows a sizable hole in the nearest wall* See?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:27 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:I leave for a day and.... Look a tram! :D
and a segway
ew


Trams are COOL.

*sniff* I think I'm getting a cold guys.

*Sneezes. Ice wand blows a sizable hole in the nearest wall* See?


I already have one... sorry.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:29 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I already have one... sorry.


Then I am totally *sniff* blaming YOU for anything that gets unexpectedly crystalised, Eli! I totally caught this from you.

Ahhhhchoo!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:33 pm

Here.
*summons Medicine*
Not sure it works for humans, but I'm to sleepy to read the thing that has that information...
"Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:I already have one... sorry.


Then I am totally *sniff* blaming YOU for anything that gets unexpectedly crystalised, Eli! I totally caught this from you.

Ahhhhchoo!



So, uh, this is a development.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:47 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Ahhhhchoo!


So, uh, this is a development.


*Sniff* :shock: but... but the cold CAME from you, how does this even WORK?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:56 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Ahhhhchoo!


So, uh, this is a development.


*Sniff* :shock: but... but the cold CAME from you, how does this even WORK?

You froze me... that's what happened
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:01 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Ahhhhchoo!


So, uh, this is a development.

*Sniff* but... but the cold CAME from you, how does this even WORK?
You froze me... that's what happened


Oh... M'sorry. Here lemme get you out of *coughs*

*watches the pillow fort, for what seems to be the bazillionth time, crystalise, almost with a good portion of the rest of the room.

...Fuck.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:11 pm

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S[/quote]
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Are you sick? Don't worry anymore! I have... Uh... this medicine which will heal you all *takes horrible thing out of the box*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:13 pm

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

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Are you sick? Don't worry anymore! I have... Uh... this medicine which will heal you all *takes horrible thing out of the box*[/quote]

being your assistant.... I am a little worried
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:17 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
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Are you sick? Don't worry anymore! I have... Uh... this medicine which will heal you all *takes horrible thing out of the box*


being your assistant.... I am a little worried

*forcefully makes Eli drinks the not-drink that was in the box and charges her for it*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:27 pm

Victin wrote:*forcefully makes Eli drinks the not-drink that was in the box and charges her for it*


*Glares at Victin* :evil:

*walks over and pointedly sneezes on him* :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:28 pm

Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S
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Are you sick? Don't worry anymore! I have... Uh... this medicine which will heal you all *takes horrible thing out of the box*


being your assistant.... I am a little worried

*forcefully makes Eli drinks the not-drink that was in the box and charges her for it*


*coughs violently*
*collapses*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:35 pm

Scarab wrote:
Victin wrote:*forcefully makes Eli drinks the not-drink that was in the box and charges her for it*


*Glares at Victin* :evil:

*walks over and pointedly sneezes on him* :twisted:

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?
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List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing
- Eli's dead body
- Virus #0080FF

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

*mixes Eli's dead body with hot chocolate, Grin Stuff and 4 fictional dollars, then sneezes at it*
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