The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?

I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

[Victin]

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?

I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Picks up table and weaponizes it angainst Scarab
(>∩<) ┻━┻ ︵╯(O-O╯)

[eli_gone_crazy]

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?

I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Picks up table and weaponizes it angainst Scarab
(>∩<) ┻━┻ ︵╯(O-O╯)

*climbs out of cryotrunk*
um.... who are you and why are you attacking Victin with a wand?

[Victin]

I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Picks up table and weaponizes it angainst Scarab
(>∩<) ┻━┻ ︵╯(O-O╯)

*climbs out of cryotrunk*
um.... who are you and why are you attacking Victin with a wand?

She's evil! She tried to kill you with this Ice-y Elephant's somethignWDZRGHSIAWPEDAcryotrunk! Help me Eli!

[eli_gone_crazy]

She's evil! She tried to kill you with this Ice-y Elephant's somethignWDZRGHSIAWPEDAcryotrunk! Help me Eli!

*takes out master sword*
HIYA!!!!!
*runs at lady with wand*

[Scarab]

*takes out master sword*
HIYA!!!!!
*runs at lady with wand*

DUDE! SERIOUSLY! *dodges* That's some gratitude, he's the one who made you drink the stuff!

*Watches sword blast right through her quasi attempt at an ice blockade. Dunno what Eli is sharpening that thing on, but it sure as hell did it's job.*

Mmmeeeeeep ELI SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME CYROFREEZE YOU!

[Victin]

*takes out master sword*
HIYA!!!!!
*runs at lady with wand*

DUDE! SERIOUSLY! *dodges* That's some gratitude, he's the one who made you drink the stuff!

*Watches sword blast right through her quasi attempt at an ice blockade. Dunno what Eli is sharpening that thing on, but it sure as hell did it's job.*

Mmmeeeeeep ELI SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME CYROFREEZE YOU!

SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

[Scarab]

SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

Dude, please. I know all of Issy's relatives personally. They call me 'the crazy one with the pointy stick' and they won't even hold blowing Frank up against me because it's not like he was ever the family favourite, seriously, the guy didn't even know how to devour a universe with his mouth closed, terrible table manna... ah... ahh...

CHOO!

...*Accidentally freezes half the room again* F***ing damn it, this is annoying.

[Victin]

SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

Dude, please. I know all of Issy's relatives personally. They call me 'the crazy one with the pointy stick' and they won't even hold blowing Frank up against me because it's not like he was ever the family favourite, seriously, the guy didn't even know how to devour a universe with his mouth closed, terrible table manna... ah... ahh...

CHOO!

...*Accidentally freezes half the room again* F***ing damn it, this is annoying.

Oh, yeah. I forgot I was trying to kill you. Should've asked that for Ctulthu

[Scarab]

SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

Dude, please. I know all of Issy's relatives personally. They call me 'the crazy one with the pointy stick' and they won't even hold blowing Frank up against me because it's not like he was ever the family favourite, seriously, the guy didn't even know how to devour a universe with his mouth closed, terrible table manna... ah... ahh...

CHOO!

...*Accidentally freezes half the room again* F***ing damn it, this is annoying.

Oh, yeah. I forgot I was trying to kill you. Should've asked that for Ctulthu

*Snifffff* Y'mean her *sniff* Husband? Pretty much the same response there. Anyway Sicon's the only one allowed to try and periodically murder me... maybe Mimsy, on occasion

Bleugh... although I may be dying all by myself right now so you may not have to bother. Anybody got cough syrup preferablly with Green Stuff(TM) in it.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

[Scarab]

I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

[Victin]

I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

[Victin]

I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

SHE IS MIND-CONTROLING YOU INTO DOING THIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[eli_gone_crazy]

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff* [/b]

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

SHE IS MIND-CONTROLING YOU INTO DOING THIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH![/quote]

why would anyone give their enemy a damn master sword and then mind-control them into attacking?

[Victin]

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff* [/b]

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

SHE IS MIND-CONTROLING YOU INTO DOING THIS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH![/quote]

why would anyone give their enemy a damn master sword and then mind-control them into attacking?[/quote]
SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

[Scarab]

SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

WHY in the- *dodge* name of flying harley's *dodge* would I mentally command her*dodges, hits Eli with end of wand, sorry sorry I'll make it up to you later I swear!- to attack me like THAT? Why not just order her to SHOOT me or force feed me arsenic, or something? Victin, you're a TERRIBLE mad *dodge* scientist.

Defeat the mind control, Eli, seriously, I've run up enough cliches lately please for the love of all that is holy and original in the universe don't make me add' I Know You Are In There Somewhere Fight' to the ever increasing *dodges, freezes the countertop and uses it to skid out of the way* list!

How the fuck do I keep getting involved in these rediculous situations? And why is it always ME getting attacked?!

[eli_gone_crazy]

SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

WHY in the- *dodge* name of flying harley's *dodge* would I mentally command her*dodges, hits Eli with end of wand, sorry sorry I'll make it up to you later I swear!- to attack me like THAT? Why not just order her to SHOOT me or force feed me arsenic, or something? Victin, you're a TERRIBLE mad *dodge* scientist.

Defeat the mind control, Eli, seriously, I've run up enough cliches lately please for the love of all that is holy and original in the universe don't make me add' I Know You Are In There Somewhere Fight' to the ever increasing *dodges, freezes the countertop and uses it to skid out of the way* list!

How the fuck do I keep getting involved in these rediculous situations? And why is it always ME getting attacked?!

Well, how do I know who's*ducks* telling the truth? I mean, there *swings master sword* are easier *dodges* way s to commit *jumps* suicide, but *slice* this is the coffee room.

[Victin]

SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

WHY in the- *dodge* name of flying harley's *dodge* would I mentally command her*dodges, hits Eli with end of wand, sorry sorry I'll make it up to you later I swear!- to attack me like THAT? Why not just order her to SHOOT me or force feed me arsenic, or something? Victin, you're a TERRIBLE mad *dodge* scientist.

Defeat the mind control, Eli, seriously, I've run up enough cliches lately please for the love of all that is holy and original in the universe don't make me add' I Know You Are In There Somewhere Fight' to the ever increasing *dodges, freezes the countertop and uses it to skid out of the way* list!

How the fuck do I keep getting involved in these rediculous situations? And why is it always ME getting attacked?!

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
*screams "DIE!" until someone dies*

[The Wild West Pyro]

EVERYONE STOP!

( Everyone continues fighting)

FINE!

Rips off bandages and sheds clothes, becoming COMPLETELY invisible.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-COUGHCOUGH-HAHAHAHA.

( Runs to England via teleporter)

( Hijacks an old steam train that hasn't been used for years.)

Here goes.

( SMASHES IT INTO THE COFFEE ROOM, SENDING CTHULHU INTO THE SKY, AND SENDING EVERYBODY ELSE FLYING. TRAIN SKIDS, CRASHES SIDEWAYS AND CAUSES AN EXPLOSION!)

( Everyone gives their youngest member confused, angry, or really pissed off looks.

Sorry, but I just had to stop this!

( Collapses from the effort)

[Scarab]

Well, how do I know who's*ducks* telling the truth? I mean, there *swings master sword* are easier *dodges* way s to commit *jumps* suicide, but *slice* this is the coffee room.

Because when in the past have I *dodge* ever attempted to cause you *spits a few ice bursts at your sword hand* physical harm... *ducks* without a productive motive? I'm only murderous when the *eeeep* Green stuff is on offer, and I don't think there's a force in the universe that could *hides under counter, realises this won't work and bashes her way out the other side* attack you anyway, I mean come on, it's not like you're *scrabbles for dropped ice wand* going NOVA on me everyday like SOME folks around here!

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
*screams "DIE!" until someone dies*

Also there's a guy screaming THAT at people, does this not strike you as a tiny bit bloody suspicious?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Well, how do I know who's*ducks* telling the truth? I mean, there *swings master sword* are easier *dodges* way s to commit *jumps* suicide, but *slice* this is the coffee room.

Because when in the past have I *dodge* ever attempted to cause you *spits a few ice bursts at your sword hand* physical harm... *ducks* without a productive motive? I'm only murderous when the *eeeep* Green stuff is on offer, and I don't think there's a force in the universe that could *hides under counter, realises this won't work and bashes her way out the other side* attack you anyway, I mean come on, it's not like you're *scrabbles for dropped ice wand* going NOVA on me everyday like SOME folks around here!

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
*screams "DIE!" until someone dies*

Also there's a guy screaming THAT at people, does this not strike you as a tiny bit bloody suspicious?

*stops right before killing Ice wand lady*
Fine, but I need a bit to figure this out.
*limps to pillow fortress of doom*

[Scarab]

*stops right before killing Ice wand lady*
Fine, but I need a bit to figure this out.
*limps to pillow fortress of doom*

THANK you. *Sighs with relief and puts wand away* Jesus, I really think we need to establish a No Mind Control rule around here. The nuclear wars, the giant mutant fish and the science experiments I can TAKE but brain control is... that's just all kinds of wrong. Wait until I catch that Victin...

*Realises that, for all the cough syrups strange effects, it does not actually fix her cold*

...Bugger. I'll catch him AFTER a nap.

[Endless Sea]

*walks in door*

O hai guys. I'm back. Nice to see there's still a miniature war going on in here. Imma make some popcorn or something, anyone want some? *looks for snacks and a beach chair to sleep in*