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Victin wrote:Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?

Scarab wrote:

Victin wrote:Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?

I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

Victin wrote:

Scarab wrote:

Victin wrote:Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Interesting... What is this? *achooooo* How can I get money from *achooooo* this?

I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Picks up table and weaponizes it angainst Scarab
(>∩<) ┻━┻ ︵╯(O-O╯)

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:

Scarab wrote:
I shall allow NO claiming of money from my ice-based germs. They are unique.

*Picks Eli up and goes to toss her in the cyrotrunk for a fast healing session* (Sigh) Why is it always me doing all the (sniff) work when I'm sick?

Glares at Scarab
(・ω・) (O-O¬)
Picks up table and weaponizes it angainst Scarab
(>∩<) ┻━┻ ︵╯(O-O╯)

*climbs out of cryotrunk*
um.... who are you and why are you attacking Victin with a wand?

Victin wrote:She's evil! She tried to kill you with this Ice-y Elephant's somethignWDZRGHSIAWPEDAcryotrunk! Help me Eli!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*takes out master sword*
HIYA!!!!!
*runs at lady with wand*

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*takes out master sword*
HIYA!!!!!
*runs at lady with wand*

DUDE! SERIOUSLY! *dodges* That's some gratitude, he's the one who made you drink the stuff!

*Watches sword blast right through her quasi attempt at an ice blockade. Dunno what Eli is sharpening that thing on, but it sure as hell did it's job.*

Mmmeeeeeep ELI SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME CYROFREEZE YOU!

Victin wrote:SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

Scarab wrote:

Victin wrote:SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

Dude, please. I know all of Issy's relatives personally. They call me 'the crazy one with the pointy stick' and they won't even hold blowing Frank up against me because it's not like he was ever the family favourite, seriously, the guy didn't even know how to devour a universe with his mouth closed, terrible table manna... ah... ahh...

CHOO!

...*Accidentally freezes half the room again* F***ing damn it, this is annoying.

Victin wrote:

Scarab wrote:

Victin wrote:SEE! SHE WANT TO KILLFREEZE YOU! THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING KARIESE.
*calls Kariese*
Hello, Ctulthu. May Kariese talk? Oh, she isn't there? Okay so... Wait! Why are you using her phone? Okay, okay... I won't tell her, but could you help me with something? Thanks. I'll pay you a beer or something later. See'ya soon.

Dude, please. I know all of Issy's relatives personally. They call me 'the crazy one with the pointy stick' and they won't even hold blowing Frank up against me because it's not like he was ever the family favourite, seriously, the guy didn't even know how to devour a universe with his mouth closed, terrible table manna... ah... ahh...

CHOO!

...*Accidentally freezes half the room again* F***ing damn it, this is annoying.

Oh, yeah. I forgot I was trying to kill you. Should've asked that for Ctulthu

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

Scarab wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

Victin wrote:

Scarab wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I've got cough syrup, but it's only got Turquoise Stuff™ in it.

I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:

Scarab wrote:
I'll take it, thanks *chugs the bottle*

...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff*

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff* [/b]

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

eli_gone_crazy"[quote="Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:...

I have no idea of that made any difference. *Sniff* [/b]

STAHP! ME AND ELY ARE TRYING TO KILL HER!

YAHHHHHH!
*attacks scarab*

WHY.
AM .
I .
DOING.
THIS?

Victin wrote:SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

Scarab wrote:

Victin wrote:SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

WHY in the- *dodge* name of flying harley's *dodge* would I mentally command her*dodges, hits Eli with end of wand, sorry sorry I'll make it up to you later I swear!- to attack me like THAT? Why not just order her to SHOOT me or force feed me arsenic, or something? Victin, you're a TERRIBLE mad *dodge* scientist.

Defeat the mind control, Eli, seriously, I've run up enough cliches lately please for the love of all that is holy and original in the universe don't make me add' I Know You Are In There Somewhere Fight' to the ever increasing *dodges, freezes the countertop and uses it to skid out of the way* list!

How the fuck do I keep getting involved in these rediculous situations? And why is it always ME getting attacked?!

Scarab wrote:

Victin wrote:SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF

WHY in the- *dodge* name of flying harley's *dodge* would I mentally command her*dodges, hits Eli with end of wand, sorry sorry I'll make it up to you later I swear!- to attack me like THAT? Why not just order her to SHOOT me or force feed me arsenic, or something? Victin, you're a TERRIBLE mad *dodge* scientist.

Defeat the mind control, Eli, seriously, I've run up enough cliches lately please for the love of all that is holy and original in the universe don't make me add' I Know You Are In There Somewhere Fight' to the ever increasing *dodges, freezes the countertop and uses it to skid out of the way* list!

How the fuck do I keep getting involved in these rediculous situations? And why is it always ME getting attacked?!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Well, how do I know who's*ducks* telling the truth? I mean, there *swings master sword* are easier *dodges* way s to commit *jumps* suicide, but *slice* this is the coffee room.

Victin wrote:DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
*screams "DIE!" until someone dies*

Also there's a guy screaming THAT at people, does this not strike you as a tiny bit bloody suspicious?

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Well, how do I know who's*ducks* telling the truth? I mean, there *swings master sword* are easier *dodges* way s to commit *jumps* suicide, but *slice* this is the coffee room.

Because when in the past have I *dodge* ever attempted to cause you *spits a few ice bursts at your sword hand* physical harm... *ducks* without a productive motive? I'm only murderous when the *eeeep* Green stuff is on offer, and I don't think there's a force in the universe that could *hides under counter, realises this won't work and bashes her way out the other side* attack you anyway, I mean come on, it's not like you're *scrabbles for dropped ice wand* going NOVA on me everyday like SOME folks around here!

Victin wrote:DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
*screams "DIE!" until someone dies*

Also there's a guy screaming THAT at people, does this not strike you as a tiny bit bloody suspicious?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*stops right before killing Ice wand lady*
Fine, but I need a bit to figure this out.
*limps to pillow fortress of doom*

THANK you. *Sighs with relief and puts wand away* Jesus, I really think we need to establish a No Mind Control rule around here. The nuclear wars, the giant mutant fish and the science experiments I can TAKE but brain control is... that's just all kinds of wrong. Wait until I catch that Victin...