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The Wild West Pyro wrote:EVERYONE STOP!

( Everyone continues fighting)

FINE!

Rips off bandages and sheds clothes, becoming COMPLETELY invisible.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-COUGHCOUGH-HAHAHAHA.

( Runs to England via teleporter)

( Hijacks an old steam train that hasn't been used for years.)

Here goes.

( SMASHES IT INTO THE COFFEE ROOM, SENDING CTHULHU INTO THE SKY, AND SENDING EVERYBODY ELSE FLYING. TRAIN SKIDS, CRASHES SIDEWAYS AND CAUSES AN EXPLOSION!)

( Everyone gives their youngest member confused, angry, or really pissed off looks.

Sorry, but I just had to stop this!

( Collapses from the effort)

( Staggers out holding very bloody wound. And a Crowbar)

Everyone: KID, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET IN THERE!

Me: Really sorry about this, but I'm going to die for real.

Everyone: or or or or

Me: The time travelling machine blew up, the respawn system is down now, so, what can you do to save a boy who has a entire train track through his right side?

So- time to write down my will again.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

Please cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:EVERYONE STOP!

( Everyone continues fighting)

FINE!

Rips off bandages and sheds clothes, becoming COMPLETELY invisible.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-COUGHCOUGH-HAHAHAHA.

( Runs to England via teleporter)

( Hijacks an old steam train that hasn't been used for years.)

Here goes.

( SMASHES IT INTO THE COFFEE ROOM, SENDING CTHULHU INTO THE SKY, AND SENDING EVERYBODY ELSE FLYING. TRAIN SKIDS, CRASHES SIDEWAYS AND CAUSES AN EXPLOSION!)

( Everyone gives their youngest member confused, angry, or really pissed off looks.

Sorry, but I just had to stop this!

( Collapses from the effort)

( Staggers out holding very bloody wound. And a Crowbar)

Everyone: KID, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET IN THERE!

Me: Really sorry about this, but I'm going to die for real.

Everyone: or or or or

Me: The time travelling machine blew up, the respawn system is down now, so, what can you do to save a boy who has a entire train track through his right side?

So- time to write down my will again.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

Please cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

*kills pyro with master sword*
there, fix'd.
*pyro respawns*
grr.

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*stops right before killing Ice wand lady*
Fine, but I need a bit to figure this out.
*limps to pillow fortress of doom*

THANK you. *Sighs with relief and puts wand away* Jesus, I really think we need to establish a No Mind Control rule around here. The nuclear wars, the giant mutant fish and the science experiments I can TAKE but brain control is... that's just all kinds of wrong. Wait until I catch that Victin...

*Realises that, for all the cough syrups strange effects, it does not actually fix her cold*

...Bugger. I'll catch him AFTER a nap.

Quick, Scarab, push this suspicious button! *hands her a giant red button*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:EVERYONE STOP!

( Everyone continues fighting)

FINE!

Rips off bandages and sheds clothes, becoming COMPLETELY invisible.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-COUGHCOUGH-HAHAHAHA.

( Runs to England via teleporter)

( Hijacks an old steam train that hasn't been used for years.)

Here goes.

( SMASHES IT INTO THE COFFEE ROOM, SENDING CTHULHU INTO THE SKY, AND SENDING EVERYBODY ELSE FLYING. TRAIN SKIDS, CRASHES SIDEWAYS AND CAUSES AN EXPLOSION!)

( Everyone gives their youngest member confused, angry, or really pissed off looks.

Sorry, but I just had to stop this!

( Collapses from the effort)

( Staggers out holding very bloody wound. And a Crowbar)

Everyone: KID, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET IN THERE!

Me: Really sorry about this, but I'm going to die for real.

Everyone: or or or or

Me: The time travelling machine blew up, the respawn system is down now, so, what can you do to save a boy who has a entire train track through his right side?

So- time to write down my will again.

Thank you for your support, the coffee and acceptance of me.

Please cremate me with the following things:

A copy of Usborne True Stories- The Wild West, a copy of Murder on the Orient Express, a copy of From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne, published by Dover, a copy of Pocket Essentials- Monster Movies, a copy of The Invisible Man by HG Wells, the Signet Classics edition, the Blu Ray box set of Universal Classic Monsters- The Essential Collection and my orange matte cased Macbook Pro. These can be found under the pillow of my bed in my bedroom above the coffee shop

*kills pyro with master sword*
there, fix'd.
*pyro respawns*
grr.

MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

All right... since Scarab is gone... QUICK ELI, YOU MUST PUSH THE BUTTON!

Sicon112 wrote:All right... since Scarab is gone... QUICK ELI, YOU MUST PUSH THE BUTTON!

ELI, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:All right... since Scarab is gone... QUICK ELI, YOU MUST PUSH THE BUTTON!

ELI, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!

*pushes button*
*gets cookies*
oh, that wasn't so ba---
*world explodes*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:All right... since Scarab is gone... QUICK ELI, YOU MUST PUSH THE BUTTON!

ELI, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!

*pushes button*
*gets cookies*
oh, that wasn't so ba---
*world explodes*

Congratulations! You get a force field to protect you from the demise of everything. Since you are now floating in a void of nothingness, you also get cookies to amuse yourself until the reset button kicks in.

Yes, I just rewarded you for doing something that would normally have been a horrible idea.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
ELI, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!

*pushes button*
*gets cookies*
oh, that wasn't so ba---
*world explodes*

Congratulations! You get a force field to protect you from the demise of everything. Since you are now floating in a void of nothingness, you also get cookies to amuse yourself until the reset button kicks in.

Yes, I just rewarded you for doing something that would normally have been a horrible idea.

yay.
*nom*
so.... where exactly did you go?

Uhhhhhhh.....

(wakes up)

Don't worry, the Earth hasn't been destroyed, it's just that the entire Milky Way including our Solar System has been sent to...

( Looks out of the window)

It's either the Star Trek Universe or the Star Wars Universe, you guys decide, I can't really tell the difference due to the cracked window.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Uhhhhhhh.....

(wakes up)

Don't worry, the Earth hasn't been destroyed, it's just that the entire Milky Way including our Solar System has been sent to...

( Looks out of the window)

It's either the Star Trek Universe or the Star Wars Universe, you guys decide, I can't really tell the difference due to the cracked window.

*master sword is now a light saber*
It's Star Wars.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Uhhhhhhh.....

(wakes up)

Don't worry, the Earth hasn't been destroyed, it's just that the entire Milky Way including our Solar System has been sent to...

( Looks out of the window)

It's either the Star Trek Universe or the Star Wars Universe, you guys decide, I can't really tell the difference due to the cracked window.

*master sword is now a light saber*
It's Star Wars.

YES!!!

( Looks down)

OK, everyone has a blaster and a lightsaber- and-

Oh.

( Looks through door peephole)

Guys, Luke Skywalker and his father's ghost is outside. Let them in, they want to give you some advice about their universe.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:yay.
*nom*
so.... where exactly did you go?

Oh, me? I'm not even in this dimension. This is just a prerecorded message. If you hadn't pressed the button, your own head would explode, and everything else would be fine. Also, everyone but you would have gotten cookies. They would have been POISONED, but hey, that's life. At least, how it ends... Mwhahahahahaha!

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:yay.
*nom*
so.... where exactly did you go?

Oh, me? I'm not even in this dimension. This is just a prerecorded message. If you hadn't pressed the button, your own head would explode, and everything else would be fine. Also, everyone but you would have gotten cookies. They would have been POISONED, but hey, that's life. At least, how it ends... Mwhahahahahaha!

Dude were fine, were just in the star wars universe. so long as you didn't warp us right in front of the Death star...wait a minute *looks outside* Oh you bastard. Well I'll be fine at least. sucks to be the rest of you

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:yay.
*nom*
so.... where exactly did you go?

Oh, me? I'm not even in this dimension. This is just a prerecorded message. If you hadn't pressed the button, your own head would explode, and everything else would be fine. Also, everyone but you would have gotten cookies. They would have been POISONED, but hey, that's life. At least, how it ends... Mwhahahahahaha!

Dude were fine, were just in the star wars universe. so long as you didn't warp us right in front of the Death star...wait a minute *looks outside* Oh you bastard. Well I'll be fine at least. sucks to be the rest of you

YES!!!

( Looks down)

OK, everyone has a blaster and a lightsaber- and-

Oh.

( Looks through door peephole)

Guys, Luke Skywalker and his father's ghost is outside. Let them in, they want to give you some advice about their universe.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:yay.
*nom*
so.... where exactly did you go?

Oh, me? I'm not even in this dimension. This is just a prerecorded message. If you hadn't pressed the button, your own head would explode, and everything else would be fine. Also, everyone but you would have gotten cookies. They would have been POISONED, but hey, that's life. At least, how it ends... Mwhahahahahaha!

the bomb IS deactivated... right?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:yay.
*nom*
so.... where exactly did you go?

Oh, me? I'm not even in this dimension. This is just a prerecorded message. If you hadn't pressed the button, your own head would explode, and everything else would be fine. Also, everyone but you would have gotten cookies. They would have been POISONED, but hey, that's life. At least, how it ends... Mwhahahahahaha!

the bomb IS deactivated... right?

Totally. The cookies are still poisoned, though.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:
Oh, me? I'm not even in this dimension. This is just a prerecorded message. If you hadn't pressed the button, your own head would explode, and everything else would be fine. Also, everyone but you would have gotten cookies. They would have been POISONED, but hey, that's life. At least, how it ends... Mwhahahahahaha!

the bomb IS deactivated... right?

Totally. The cookies are still poisoned, though.

I survived blue stuff. we are good.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I survived blue stuff. we are good.

Yeah, I know. Have fun dodging the Death Star.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I survived blue stuff. we are good.

Yeah, I know. Have fun dodging the Death Star.

Bitch please. I don't have to dodge shit. The Death star is actually something I know will stay dead once I'm done nuking it

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I survived blue stuff. we are good.

Yeah, I know. Have fun dodging the Death Star.

Bitch please. I don't have to dodge shit. The Death star is actually something I know will stay dead once I'm done nuking it

Nah, I was talking to Eli.

You get to deal wit the Sun Crusher instead. That thing's armor can actually WITHSTAND nukes.

Sicon112 wrote:You get to deal wit the Sun Crusher instead. That thing's armor can actually WITHSTAND nukes.

how many? because I have all of them, and then some

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:You get to deal wit the Sun Crusher instead. That thing's armor can actually WITHSTAND nukes.

how many? because I have all of them, and then some

It got shot by a Death Star superlaser. The laser bounced off.

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:You get to deal wit the Sun Crusher instead. That thing's armor can actually WITHSTAND nukes.

how many? because I have all of them, and then some

It got shot by a Death Star superlaser. The laser bounced off.

I'll just have to be creative then

Guyshane wrote:I'll just have to be creative then

That was the plan, yes.

You could always die though. I wouldn't really complain that much. You would just come back and nuke someone else anyway.