The Coffee Room

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:44 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:I survived blue stuff. we are good.


Yeah, I know. Have fun dodging the Death Star.


*takes stock of supplies*
Lightsaber
bubblegum
sonic screwdriver
a nickel
4 limes
and there is an x-wing....

I know what I must doo....
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:45 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:I survived blue stuff. we are good.


Yeah, I know. Have fun dodging the Death Star.


*takes stock of supplies*
Lightsaber
bubblegum
sonic screwdriver
a nickel
4 limes
and there is an x-wing....

I know what I must doo....


Go right ahead, Eli.... :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:45 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Yeah, I know. Have fun dodging the Death Star.


*takes stock of supplies*
Lightsaber
bubblegum
sonic screwdriver
a nickel
4 limes
and there is an x-wing....

I know what I must doo....


Go right ahead, Eli.... :twisted:


*barrel rolls*
:D just as much fun as I thought! :D :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:47 pm

:shock: ...Wait, did I miss this unholy alliance between Sicon and Eli?
Damn.
On the bright side, pretty sure my lasers work at LEAST as well as lightsabres against that Death Star.

GO, MY PRETTIES, GO!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:48 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*barrel rolls*
:D just as much fun as I thought! :D :D


*presses button* I may have just overloaded your engines. You are now eternally barrel rolling. At least, until you hit the Death Star at the end of your crash course.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:48 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote::shock: ...Wait, did I miss this unholy alliance between Sicon and Eli?
Damn.
On the bright side, pretty sure my lasers work at LEAST as well as lightsabres against that Death Star.

GO, MY PRETTIES, GO!


Less of an alliance, more of a Hope Spot for her before I started trying to kill her again.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:49 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote::shock: ...Wait, did I miss this unholy alliance between Sicon and Eli?
Damn.
On the bright side, pretty sure my lasers work at LEAST as well as lightsabres against that Death Star.

GO, MY PRETTIES, GO!


not so much alliance as run-of-mill Si trying to annoy me.

*uses force*
*stops barrel rolling*
*commences attack upon doom fortress 2.0*

BAD universe to warp to Si. :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:24 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote::shock: ...Wait, did I miss this unholy alliance between Sicon and Eli?
Damn.
On the bright side, pretty sure my lasers work at LEAST as well as lightsabres against that Death Star.

GO, MY PRETTIES, GO!


not so much alliance as run-of-mill Si trying to annoy me.

*uses force*
*stops barrel rolling*
*commences attack upon doom fortress 2.0*

BAD universe to warp to Si. :twisted:


Well, YOU happen to be shooting nothing. Remember, my doom fort isn't connected to anything. I just talk out of thin air to screw with you. Also, your X wing is about to explode in three... two...one.... OK, I lied.

*it implodes*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:27 am

HANG ON!

( Shocked metaguards see their youngest member in an X Wing speeding off yelling " SCREW THE DEATH STAR!")

( Smashes into Death Star. Deploys bomb then flys out at Max Speed)

10. 9. 8. 7. 6

( Opens window and starts firing using blaster because left gun is gone. )

5. 4. 3. 2. 1

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Death Star reduced to- the tiny Death Star, only one percent of it's original size>)

Hmmm... something went wrong there.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:43 am

YAY FUN

*pulls out Pixel Katana*

I'M A NINJA B*TCHES

*JR runs around causing chaos and fun*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:44 am

JRPictures wrote:YAY FUN

*pulls out Pixel Katana*

I'M A NINJA B*TCHES

*JR runs around causing chaos and fun*


( Spits out blood)

USE YOUR LAWGIVER INSTEAD.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:01 am

Fine

I'll use my Lawgiver and Pixel Katana.

WOOOO
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:05 am

JRPictures wrote:Fine

I'll use my Lawgiver and Pixel Katana.

WOOOO


Time to go Akimbo Style, then.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby jacktheriffer on Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:09 am

0_0, what's going on here?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:22 am

jacktheriffer wrote:0_0, what's going on here?


Just go look at this page and pages 122 and 123, they shall explain all.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:54 am

Huh. Random violence. My favorite. *pull out infinite dodgeballs and begins shouting at the top of my lungs*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:33 pm

*begins search for sanity*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:34 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Huh. Random violence. My favorite. *pull out infinite dodgeballs and begins shouting at the top of my lungs*


yeah, you might want to upgrade.
or have the green stuff.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:35 pm

What shade of green is it?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:37 pm

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

EXPERIMENT LOG: "Althought the Horrible Thing, that I decided to call Carl, killed my assistant, Scarab revived her, and I convinced Eli Scarab is evil and must be killed. Also, I've got her sanity, which I'm ready to use in my experiments. Side-note: check if my experiments with Eli's dead body resulted into superpowers."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:38 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:What shade of green is it?


This shade. Just keep it away from certain people.
and don't piss off the pheonix or his brother. actually, do so. It will be fun.
Don't mess with Cthulhu.
Avoid Victin's house of horrors
There's a pool in the back filled with Eldritch abominations if you want to swim.
AND.. yeah, next time we meet I'll probably kill you.
Have a nice day!
*walks off into Pillow fortress of Doom.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:40 pm

Victin wrote:List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

EXPERIMENT LOG: "Althought the Horrible Thing, that I decided to call Carl, killed my assistant, Scarab revived her, and I convinced Eli Scarab is evil and must be killed. Also, I've got her sanity, which I'm ready to use in my experiments. Side-note: check if my experiments with Eli's dead body resulted into superpowers."


I am going to kill you.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:42 pm

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:43 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:What shade of green is it?


This shade. Just keep it away from certain people.
and don't piss off the pheonix or his brother. actually, do so. It will be fun.
Don't mess with Cthulhu.
Avoid Victin's house of horrors
There's a pool in the back filled with Eldritch abominations if you want to swim.
AND.. yeah, next time we meet I'll probably kill you.
Have a nice day!
*walks off into Pillow fortress of Doom.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:44 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I am going to kill you.


Makes a NICE bloody change from yesterday >.>

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!


Dude I don't even know what that is.
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