The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, it is obscure.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!

......
I don't think that-*ducks* VICTIN! NO MORE-*takes out master sword*- potions! *swings*
that *slice*
isn't *stab*
how*ducks*
it*parries*
works!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I am going to kill you.

Makes a NICE bloody change from yesterday >.>

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!

Dude I don't even know what that is.

Haven't quite decided about you either.. I get migraines around you.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!

......
I don't think that-*ducks* VICTIN! NO MORE-*takes out master sword*- potions! *swings*
that *slice*
isn't *stab*
how*ducks*
it*parries*
works!

K. I just thought it would work as a Coffee-Room equivalent of a sidequest, to detract from the continuous infighting.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!

......
I don't think that-*ducks* VICTIN! NO MORE-*takes out master sword*- potions! *swings*
that *slice*
isn't *stab*
how*ducks*
it*parries*
works!

K. I just thought it would work as a Coffee-Room equivalent of a sidequest, to detract from the continuous infighting.

Surviving in here is enough of a side-quest.

[Victin]

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!

http://apps.facebook.com/jetpackjoyride ... _bmpos=2_0
WAIT! YOU'RE USING US IN A COMPETITION! I see what you're doing.

COMPETITION TIME!

Tell us the name of Barry's workplace for the chance to win a Coin Ultimate Pack in Jetpack Joyride! HINT: http://bit.ly/Yvv6id

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Obscure trivia question!
What is the name of the corporation that appears in the iOS game Jetpack Joyride?
First to answer correctly gets an item of their choice. Go!

http://apps.facebook.com/jetpackjoyride ... _bmpos=2_0
WAIT! YOU'RE USING US IN A COMPETITION! I see what you're doing.

COMPETITION TIME!

Tell us the name of Barry's workplace for the chance to win a Coin Ultimate Pack in Jetpack Joyride! HINT: http://bit.ly/Yvv6id

I already know the answer, I already entered that competition, it's NOT that company, and I'm just trying to be generous with my fictitious things.

[Scarab]

Haven't quite decided about you either.. I get migraines around you.

M'sorry, I think it's something to do with having an ice wand... Brain Freezes, you know?

[SOHCAHTOA]

K. I just thought it would work as a Coffee-Room equivalent of a sidequest, to detract from the continuous infighting.

Isn't infighting kinda the point of this place? I'll gladly partake in a discussion of trivia and charades with you if you want, but let's talk about something easier than iOS games ok? Like... what were the chests guarding the Book of the Dead made of?

(PS:I don't have an iOS)

(PPS: My first post here)

[eli_gone_crazy]

K. I just thought it would work as a Coffee-Room equivalent of a sidequest, to detract from the continuous infighting.

Isn't infighting kinda the point of this place? I'll gladly partake in a discussion of trivia and charades with you if you want, but let's talk about something easier than iOS games ok? Like... what were the chests guarding the Book of the Dead made of?

(PS:I don't have an iOS)

(PPS: My first post here)

*hands trig green stuff*
I might kill you soon, please team up with smeone less likely to kill you

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Killing, killing, killing. That's all you folks seem to do. Violence isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is occasionally "yes", but that's neither here nor there.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Killing, killing, killing. That's all you folks seem to do. Violence isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is occasionally "yes", but that's neither here nor there.

we respawn here. So, you never really lose anything. Unless you are being killed by Si. then.... well, we still don't really know.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Oh. Wow, I didn't know that. Thanks. I'll go trade in my infinite dodgeballs for a more useful weapon.

[Scarab]

Killing, killing, killing. That's all you folks seem to do. Violence isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is occasionally "yes", but that's neither here nor there.

we respawn here. So, you never really lose anything. Unless you are being killed by Si. then.... well, we still don't really know.

No Si's killed me at least once, you do seem to bounce back from it. Besides, if wer get all that stress and tension out HERE then it saves us exploding in the actual forum :3

[SOHCAHTOA]

DON'T CALL ME TRIGS!

Also, i'm smart enough not to drink of that... not with at least half the cup filled with sugar.

[eli_gone_crazy]

DON'T CALL ME TRIGS!

Also, i'm smart enough not to drink of that... not with at least half the cup filled with sugar.

.....That isn't sugar.

*walks away from Ice lady*
*rubs forehead*
I need a way to stop getting migraines.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Okay, I'm back. What are the sides, and which on am I on?

[Victin]

Hello Trigs. May I sell you something?
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List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Fictional Dollars (Currently: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004)
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

and don't piss off the pheonix or his brother. actually, do so. It will be fun..

...Since when did Mimsy become a firebird?
I must investigate. Or at least throw lasers at it.

Oh, and Eli, my artificially intelligent lasers have come up with a migraine cure for you.
Provided you're willing to turn your amygdala and part of your hippocampus into lasers.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Okay, I'm back. What are the sides, and which on am I on?

there are no sides. Someone will try to fight you.
find a weapon. use it.

AND DONT LISTEN TO HIM TRIGS HE WANTS T-MMMPH MPPH MMMPHHH MPHH

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Great. *turns to Victin* Skill of the Digger! *Summons large drill* Mega Drill Break!

[Victin]

and don't piss off the pheonix or his brother. actually, do so. It will be fun..

...Since when did Mimsy become a firebird?
I must investigate. Or at least throw lasers at it.

Oh, and Eli, my artificially intelligent lasers have come up with a migraine cure for you.
Provided you're willing to turn your amygdala and part of your hippocampus into lasers.

Since a looooooooong time ago.

Great. *turns to Victin* Skill of the Digger! *Summons large drill* Mega Drill Break!

Throws eli's sanity at you.
"Better you hope, 'cuz now SUPER!eli will hunt you down! She got superpowers thanks to me!"

[eli_gone_crazy]

and don't piss off the pheonix or his brother. actually, do so. It will be fun..

...Since when did Mimsy become a firebird?
I must investigate. Or at least throw lasers at it.

Oh, and Eli, my artificially intelligent lasers have come up with a migraine cure for you.
Provided you're willing to turn your amygdala and part of your hippocampus into lasers.

AWESOME! LETS DO THIS!

wait... what if those parts of me shut down? I need both of them!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Hm. It appears that a good defense is needed as well. Skill of the Genius! *Summons robot armor* Heterodyne Armor! *deflects Eli's sanity*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

wait... what if those parts of me shut down? I need both of them!

Too late.
***Eli's brain is now at least 30% laser.