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Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Hm. It appears that a good defense is needed as well. Skill of the Genius! *Summons robot armor* Heterodyne Armor! *deflects Eli's sanity*

Oh, you're new here. You don't know I have a GIANT ROBOT too!
*gets in giant robot*
And my giant robot has a giant robot TOO!
*giant robot gets in Potato*
CALLED POTATO!

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:wait... what if those parts of me shut down? I need both of them!

Too late.
***Eli's brain is now at least 30% laser.

O.o
*well, I'm still alive... hehe.
*sneezes*
*lasers shoot out of hands*

QARA!!!!! THERE'S A SIDE EFFECT!!!! GAH!!!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:wait... what if those parts of me shut down? I need both of them!

Too late.
***Eli's brain is now at least 30% laser.

O.o
*well, I'm still alive... hehe.
*sneezes*
*lasers shoot out of hands*

QARA!!!!! THERE'S A SIDE EFFECT!!!! GAH!!!

YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!
*notices you don't hear me because I'm on my giant robot in my giant robot*
YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Too late.
***Eli's brain is now at least 30% laser.

O.o
*well, I'm still alive... hehe.
*sneezes*
*lasers shoot out of hands*

QARA!!!!! THERE'S A SIDE EFFECT!!!! GAH!!!

YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!
*notices you don't hear me because I'm on my giant robot in my giant robot*
YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!

NO.
*takes out master sword and shield*
no more testing. Not while I have a say about it.

Well, I'm glad that you have that. Skill of the Constellations! Ability Lottery! *Pulls out Wheel-Of-Fortune-esque wheel and spins* And.... Gemini! Perfect! *Hops into copy of giant robot, who hops into copy of Potato*

*pokes head out of what used to be the door to the back room*

Oh hey, new guys....

Fun.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:O.o
*well, I'm still alive... hehe.
*sneezes*
*lasers shoot out of hands*

QARA!!!!! THERE'S A SIDE EFFECT!!!! GAH!!!

YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!
*notices you don't hear me because I'm on my giant robot in my giant robot*
YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!

NO.
*takes out master sword and shield*
no more testing. Not while I have a say about it.

*PRESS BUTTON*
*Potato steals eli's voice*
[lying]STOP POTATO! STOP![/lying]

Sicon112 wrote:*pokes head out of what used to be the door to the back room*

Oh hey, new guys....

Fun.

Sicon

Sicon112 wrote:*pokes head out of what used to be the door to the back room*

Oh hey, new guys....

Fun.

*hands Sicon a drink of the Green Stuff(TM) as he enters* Hey. You missed another apocalypse, and Eli went brainwash crazy and started attacking everyone, and Vic took the mad scientist thing a bit too seriously and one of my sneezes blew up Ilsa's cousin-in-law. But apart from that not much.

Victin wrote:YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE!

Stop taking the credit! I gave her the superpowers. Me!

Eli, I'm sure nothing bad will happen if you sneeze some superpowered lasers into whatever you're drinking.
Or whatever someone else is drinking. Or at Sicon's head, while it's poking out. (I'm safe, since I can only drink lasers anyway)

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:

YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!
*notices you don't hear me because I'm on my giant robot in my giant robot*
YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! I GAVE YOU THEM! LET ME TEST YOU UNTIL WE CAN DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE! BUT I THINK THE LASERS WERE GIVEN TO YOU BY QARA!

NO.
*takes out master sword and shield*
no more testing. Not while I have a say about it.

*PRESS BUTTON*
*Potato steals eli's voice*
[lying]STOP POTATO! STOP![/lying]

-__-
*fighting stance*
*come-at-me-bro-hand wave*

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:*pokes head out of what used to be the door to the back room*

Oh hey, new guys....

Fun.

*hands Sicon a drink of the Green Stuff(TM) as he enters* Hey. You missed another apocalypse, and Eli went brainwash crazy and started attacking everyone, and Vic took the mad scientist thing a bit too seriously and one of my sneezes blew up Ilsa's cousin-in-law. But apart from that not much.

*writes on paper*
help- lost voice
victin

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:*pokes head out of what used to be the door to the back room*

Oh hey, new guys....

Fun.

Sicon

Indubitably. Now, I believe we were in the middle of a robot-within-robot duel?

Also, *throws voice synthesizer to eli_gone_crazy* You're welcome!

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Also, *throws voice synthesizer to eli_gone_crazy* You're welcome!

Uhh... thanks I guess.

Eli, quick! Before Sicon's head goes back into a different dimension!
THIS IS OUR CHANCE!

*pops in* ...What are you all doing now?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Eli, quick! Before Sicon's head goes back into a different dimension!
THIS IS OUR CHANCE!

*sigh*
*attacks with Master sword and lasers*
HIYAAAA!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Eli, quick! Before Sicon's head goes back into a different dimension!
THIS IS OUR CHANCE!

*sigh*
*attacks with Master sword and lasers*
HIYAAAA!

*calmly glances around*

IslaKariese wrote:*pops in* ...What are you all doing now?

Oh hi Isla! *she trips into eli's path hen her foot gets caught on a wire trap*

Scarab wrote:*hands Sicon a drink of the Green Stuff(TM) as he enters* Hey. You missed another apocalypse, and Eli went brainwash crazy and started attacking everyone, and Vic took the mad scientist thing a bit too seriously and one of my sneezes blew up Ilsa's cousin-in-law. But apart from that not much.

*strolls up to Scarab, takes drink, and chugs it* Thanks. Maybe I won't kill you as much this time around.

I leave for a couple of minutes and suddenly this goes from post-apocaliptic wasteland to twice-over-giant-robot-warzone. Plus Eli's half-mute and laser-ish.

I need a drink. On a side note, that's an impressive liSt of ingredients. I want one of everything that once had a soul in a cup, and everything else in the other. I want to see which way I can die the most horrible death.

On a side note: DON'T CALL ME TRIGS, DON'T YOU SEE HOW SERIOUS I AM, I'M EVEN USING CAPS AND BOLD AND, AND...

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Eli, quick! Before Sicon's head goes back into a different dimension!
THIS IS OUR CHANCE!

*sigh*
*attacks with Master sword and lasers*
HIYAAAA!

*calmly glances around*

IslaKariese wrote:*pops in* ...What are you all doing now?

Oh hi Isla! *she trips into eli's path hen her foot gets caught on a wire trap*

*falls*
*picks self up*
*dusts self off*
tripping? really?

and Trigs, I warned you about the drinks... I won't warn you again.

Sicon112 wrote:*strolls up to Scarab, takes drink, and chugs it* Thanks. Maybe I won't kill you as much this time around.

*Sips Blue stuff* It'd be appreciated, I have a LOT of Nano writing to do...

Well, it appears I'm going to be waiting for a while, so I'll have a hot cocoa.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*falls*
*picks self up*
*dusts self off*
tripping? really?

and Trigs, I warned you about the drinks... I won't warn you again.

Well, yeah, you tripped, but that wasn't the point. The point was for the tiny needles lining the wire to inject you with a drug that makes everything upside down and backwards.

Oh, and slowly spawns evil, people-devouring bugs from the nether in your hair.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Well, it appears I'm going to be waiting for a while, so I'll have a hot cocoa.

Oh hot cup of CF3 coming up!

(This time, you REALLY don't want to break the vacuum seal...)