The Coffee Room

[SOHCAHTOA]

NOT TRIGS!!!!!

And haven't you been paying attention? I'm trying to die.

EDIT: Woo, firs post in new page. That never happened before.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, it appears I'm going to be waiting for a while, so I'll have a hot cocoa.

Oh hot cup of CF3 coming up!

(This time, you REALLY don't want to break the vacuum seal...)

Thanks for the warning. Here's five fictional dollars, and I'll give it to my sister.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*falls*
*picks self up*
*dusts self off*
tripping? really?

and Trigs, I warned you about the drinks... I won't warn you again.

Well, yeah, you tripped, but that wasn't the point. The point was for the tiny needles lining the wire to inject you with a drug that makes everything upside down and backwards.

Oh, and slowly spawns evil, people-devouring bugs from the nether in your hair.

Cool.
*goes up to room*
*washes hair with anti-nether shampoo*
*comes back down*

...dnnna m'I no eht gnileic.
taerg.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey guys! I hadn't dropped in for a while, so I figured I'd come by and see how things have been going in my absence. How many apocalypses have I missed?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Hey guys! I hadn't dropped in for a while, so I figured I'd come by and see how things have been going in my absence. How many apocalypses have I missed?

eh, the usual.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I just realized something. I have tropes! Yes! What a frabjous day. And no, the reference to that poem was not relevant to your appearance, AMimsyBorogove.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Hey guys! I hadn't dropped in for a while, so I figured I'd come by and see how things have been going in my absence. How many apocalypses have I missed?

*jumps out from behind a tumbleweed*
AH-HA! FIREBIRD!
*shoots lasers*

...yeah, I was waiting for that. I'll go, now.

[AMimsyBorogove]

AH HA! LASERS!

Exalted Personage ~ Forewarning of St. Germain!

*teleport spam to dodge lasers and spread the blast radius + omnidirectional squiggly fire-lasers*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Great... *dissipates mimicry of giant robot within Potato* Skill of the Mage! Woo-Foo Aura! *surrounds self with dark green energy in the vague shape of an anthropomorphic koala* Let's do this.

[Pixelmage]

*spawns in the middle of the room*
I missed everything going on in here for the last two whole days!!!
*knife spam everywhere*

Now to relax a bit.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Thank the heavens for Woo-Foo Aura, or I'd have gotten stabbed.

[Scarab]

Thank the heavens for Woo-Foo Aura, or I'd have gotten stabbed.

Yes, I thank the walls of impenetrable ice my brain seems to throw out on insticnt now for the same thing every day.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*spawns in the middle of the room*
I missed everything going on in here for the last two whole days!!!
*knife spam everywhere*

Now to relax a bit.

*ducks*
PIXIE!!!
Seriously?? This was a new shield!!!

[Pixelmage]

Oh... Didn't see you inside. Sorry.

Pick up some knives and go stab stuff! It's fun!

*stabing around randomly*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Gah! Are you mad, man?

[Victin]

*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

[eli_gone_crazy]

Gah! Are you mad, man?

did you really just ask that?
really?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Gah! Are you mad, man?

Nobody calls Pixel mad! *throws a jet of flesh-eating lasers*

...oh, wait, when he uses the red italics he IS mad.
Oh, well. Just another body to clean up. Nothing to see here.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Gah! Are you mad, man?

did you really just ask that?
really?

Yeah. Sorry, I forgot. This is the Coffee Room. Pretty much everyone here is crazy, and those who aren't... will be.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Use interrobangs. They look cooler.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

I see you kept the fictional dollars.

[Victin]

*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T TALK!?!?!?!?

[Victin]

*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

I see you kept the fictional dollars.

Actuakly I mixed it with Eli and with a few other things. That gave her superpowers.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T TALK!?!?!?!?

Again, interrobangs. Use 'em, would you‽