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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:24 pm
by Guyshane
Its been to long since I nuked something. Any volunteers?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:25 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
<sigh> I'll do it.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:26 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T TALK!?!?!?!?

Again, interrobangs. Use 'em, would you‽

What?

Guyshane wrote:Its been to long since I nuked something. Any volunteers?

I shall buy another nuke from you, Shane. The last one I had, I used to make something I shouldn't have.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:26 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Victin wrote:*enters the room and sets up a selling stand*
Hey guys, I decided to open a small store, want to buy anything?
List of current ingredients stuff I sell:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's Sanity
- Eli's Voice
- Eli (now with superpowers)
- Knives

YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T TALK!?!?!?!?


Oswald gave me a electronic voice.
So I do have a say. XP

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:27 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> I'll do it.


YOU IDIOT?!?!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:28 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Oswald gave me a electronic voice.
So I do have a say. XP

OSWALD‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
I prefer to be called Genndy.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:29 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> I'll do it.


YOU IDIOT?!?!

I've got a plan. And again, interrobangs. I just used about 10 of them.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:31 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> I'll do it.


YOU IDIOT?!?!

I've got a plan. And again, interrobangs. I just used about 10 of them.



*sigh* your funeral.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:31 pm
by Victin
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T TALK!?!?!?!?


Oswald gave me a electronic voice.
So I do have a say. XP

*steals eli's new eletronic voice, and lets in its place a collectible Sicon miniature*

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> I'll do it.


YOU IDIOT?!?!

I've got a plan. And again, interrobangs. I just used about 10 of them.

*steals interrobangs*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:31 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
Victin wrote:Actuakly I mixed it with Eli and with a few other things. That gave her superpowers.


I AM THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THE SUPERPOWERS THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LASER SUPERPOWERS STOP CLAIMING THE CREDIT.

BUT I will pay you with both my forgiveness AND this lovely tamed shark-infested laserbeam in exchange for Eli!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:32 pm
by Guyshane
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> I'll do it.

Excellent!
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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:32 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
Victin wrote:Actuakly I mixed it with Eli and with a few other things. That gave her superpowers.


I AM THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THE SUPERPOWERS THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LASER SUPERPOWERS STOP CLAIMING THE CREDIT.

BUT I will pay you with both my forgiveness AND this lovely tamed shark-infested laserbeam in exchange for Eli!



*cant talk but waves arms wildly*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:34 pm
by Victin
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
Victin wrote:Actuakly I mixed it with Eli and with a few other things. That gave her superpowers.


I AM THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THE SUPERPOWERS THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LASER SUPERPOWERS STOP CLAIMING THE CREDIT.

BUT I will pay you with both my forgiveness AND this lovely tamed shark-infested laserbeam in exchange for Eli!

Actually I gave her SOME YET UNDISCOVERED SUPERPOWERS and you gave her LASERS. I've said it. But,
*accepts payment in forgiveness and shark-infested laserbeam, giving in exchange a potato carved to looks like the abstract concept of personification*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:YOU CAN'T SELL ME?!?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T TALK!?!?!?!?


Oswald gave me a electronic voice.
So I do have a say. XP

*steals eli's new eletronic voice, and lets in its place a collectible Sicon miniature*

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:<sigh> I'll do it.


YOU IDIOT?!?!

I've got a plan. And again, interrobangs. I just used about 10 of them.

*steals interrobangs*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:34 pm
by SOHCAHTOA
*was turned into dust by the nuke*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:35 pm
by Victin
SOHCAHTOA wrote:*was turned into dust by the nuke*

*steals dust and puts it in a jar*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:35 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
YES YES ELI IS MINE NOW MINE MINE
NOW MY EVIL PLANS SHALL COMMENCE

I mean, um... *looks around, frying everyone in earshot with lasers*
YOU HEARD NOTHING.
Carry on.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:36 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
*hides in pillow fort of Doom*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:36 pm
by Guyshane
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:YES YES ELI IS MINE NOW MINE MINE
NOW MY EVIL PLANS SHALL COMMENCE

I mean, um... *looks around, frying everyone in earshot with lasers*
YOU HEARD NOTHING.
Carry on.

I care not about your lasers

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:36 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*from beyond the grave* Skill of the Mercenary! Healing Madness! *revived* AlRiGhT, gIvE mE a MiNuTe. I'lL bE fInE.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:37 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*from beyond the grave* Skill of the Mercenary! Healing Madness! *revived* AlRiGhT, gIvE mE a MiNuTe. I'lL bE fInE.

*kills Oswald with interrobangs*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:38 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Phew. I'm glad that wasn't me. Who knew interrobangs could be used as weapons?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:39 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Phew. I'm glad that wasn't me. Who knew interrobangs could be used as weapons?


It's the Coffee Room. EVERYTHING can be used as a weapon.

Except this delicious sandwich which is just lying here. Surely it is not a weapon. Nothing bad will happen to anyone who eats it.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:40 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Huh. Neat. Also, *injects Eli with auto-repair nanomachines* There! Your voice should be back any moment now.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:40 pm
by Victin
Oh no! Well, you see, I killed Oswald because he stole something from me, my BESERKER BUTTON!
If someone press it, I'll turn in the worst thing ever thought!
NOBODY MOVES!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:40 pm
by SOHCAHTOA
*is a giggling ghost, watching the chaos following the nuke*