The Coffee Room

[SOHCAHTOA]

Oh, ok then.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Permission to assist, ma'am?

sure *shrugs*
also, come to the chatroom. please?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Permission to assist, ma'am?

AH-HA! FLIRTING IN THE COFFEE ROOM! YOU MUST BE DON JUAN!

*fires shark-infested lasers*

GO, GO MY PRETTIES!

[SOHCAHTOA]

*waits for orders while singing from where i stopped*

"Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colors high"

[eli_gone_crazy]

*waits for orders while singing from where i stopped*

"Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colors high"

*help me find Pyro*
please and thanks.

[SOHCAHTOA]

Oh, right, I forgot.

*Searching for Pyro, and still singing*

"Heave Ho, Thieves and Beggars, never shall we die"

[The Wild West Pyro]

*waits for orders while singing from where i stopped*

"Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colors high"

*help me find Pyro*
please and thanks.

Hi there!

( Sitting inside the Coffee Room bookshop, reading.)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

[SOHCAHTOA]

Hi there!

( Sitting inside the Coffee Room bookshop, reading.)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

I don't know the lyrics to that one D=

Let's sing "Dead Man's Chest"!

[WackyMeetsPractical]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

YAY WACKY!
I will replace your heart and liver with LASERBEAMS.
I don't know what kind of superpowers you have now, but they're probably AWESOME.
Enjoy!
Sale is final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges, with or without the original receipt.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

You. Are. Insane.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

YAY WACKY!
I will replace your heart and liver with LASERBEAMS.
I don't know what kind of superpowers you have now, but they're probably AWESOME.
Enjoy!
Sale is final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges, with or without the original receipt.

There is a problem.

Your monthly Laser thing has expired because you forgot to pay the 100 digit bill.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Hi there!

( Sitting inside the Coffee Room bookshop, reading.)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

I don't know the lyrics to that one D=

Let's sing "Dead Man's Chest"!

KILL HIM TRIGS!!!
*attacks Pyro with Master Sword*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

YAY WACKY!
I will replace your heart and liver with LASERBEAMS.
I don't know what kind of superpowers you have now, but they're probably AWESOME.
Enjoy!
Sale is final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges, with or without the original receipt.

There is a problem.

Your monthly Laser thing has expired because you forgot to pay the 100 digit bill.

The laserthing is not monthly, nor is it a paying service!
It just kind of... happened, the first time I got near the demonic drinks.
I think it's because I'm Canadian. Something about the Aurora Borealis.

[WackyMeetsPractical]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

YAY WACKY!
I will replace your heart and liver with LASERBEAMS.
I don't know what kind of superpowers you have now, but they're probably AWESOME.
Enjoy!
Sale is final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges, with or without the original receipt.

*dies*

(Also, I'd like my heart back. It has sentimental value)

[The Wild West Pyro]

Okay. I'm here. Where's my superpowers?

YAY WACKY!
I will replace your heart and liver with LASERBEAMS.
I don't know what kind of superpowers you have now, but they're probably AWESOME.
Enjoy!
Sale is final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges, with or without the original receipt.

*dies*

(Also, I'd like my heart back. It has sentimental value)

Here's something new.

This is the heart from The Wolf Man.

[The Finch]

Ooooh...

(Pulls heart via lazer beam)

[SOHCAHTOA]

(Also, I'd like my heart back. It has sentimental value)

ROFLMAO

Oh, ok then. *Attacks Pyro with super-fire-breathing-katana-bazookas, while singing*

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

[WackyMeetsPractical]

Ooooh...

(Pulls heart via lazer beam)

Noooo! My heart!

*Grabs heart from laser and places in own chest*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ooooh...

(Pulls heart via lazer beam)

Noooo! My heart!

*Grabs heart from laser and places in own chest*

OK

( Brushes off blood and scorch marks)

Here is the good thing about the Wolf Man heart- you have a bigger chance of getting a girlfriend.

Side effects: You turn into a werewolf- that keeps a shirt and pants on.
You become anxious when outside. and it's a full moon. To prevent this, keep some herbs- any will do- in your pockets or in a pouch around your neck.
You can be hurt by silver bullets or blades and cannot carry silver walking sticks.

Bye now:

( Grabs Fire Axe and runs off to Pirate Sparring session with Eli and Sohcahtoh.)

[WackyMeetsPractical]

Ooooh...

(Pulls heart via lazer beam)

Noooo! My heart!

*Grabs heart from laser and places in own chest*

OK

( Brushes off blood and scorch marks)

Here is the good thing about the Wolf Man heart- you have a bigger chance of getting a girlfriend.

Side effects: You turn into a werewolf- that keeps a shirt and pants on.
You become anxious when outside. and it's a full moon. To prevent this, keep some herbs- any will do- in your pockets or in a pouch around your neck.
You can be hurt by silver bullets or blades and cannot carry silver walking sticks.

Bye now:

( Grabs Fire Axe and runs off to Pirate Sparring session with Eli and Sohcahtoh.)

Best. Superpower. Ever.

[SOHCAHTOA]

"Fourteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

To fight with Pyro

[The Wild West Pyro]

"Fourteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

To fight with Pyro

Hooray!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Sorry. I was watching Anamaniacs. What'd I miss?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Sorry. I was watching Anamaniacs. What'd I miss?

GET INTO THE CHATROOM
NAOW! XO