JackAlsworth wrote:I swear I left a Reset Button around here somewhere... *rummages around for a bit*
What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?
More reality warping in the opposite direction?
The Coffee Room
Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:20 am
More reality warping in the opposite direction?
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:21 am
The Finch wrote:Scarab wrote:What is this strange drink you gave me!?
AHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME
...*pauses* What? But I could've sworn this was just regular coffee with an added bit of my personal secret recipe.
*Stares at the cup in confusion*
*Goes to get the bottle and stairs at that while Finch screams*
...Oh. Oops. That was the secret receipe for my reality warping forumla, not my extra buzzed coffee dosage... Um. Sorry.
WELL NOW YOU BUCKED UP
AHHHHHHHH
(Grows a tail)
WHY MEEEEEEE
(Grows Wings)
GOD HELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEE
(Shrinks to the size of a pony)
HELLLLLPPPPP MMEEEEEE
*Ponders vageuly whether she might be able to get away and pretend this never happened. * What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?
Um... er... yeah, I think it's pretty much the reset button, go with the reset button! Or maybe we could just give him another dose...
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by JackAlsworth on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:22 am
Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?
I dunno... that sounds... unstable.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:22 am
Sicon112 wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:I swear I left a Reset Button around here somewhere... *rummages around for a bit*
What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?
More reality warping in the opposite direction?
Wait, I know! We need to invoke No Ontological Inertia! Someone kill the coffee...or Finch....or Scarab... Oh you know what, I say we just blow this entire place up, hope something dies, and call it quits.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:22 am
JackAlsworth wrote:Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?
I dunno... that sounds... unstable.
MORE unstable than what's going on now? We need to hurry up before he destroys the pillow fort! We worked hard on that!
Sicon112 wrote:Wait, I know! We need to invoke No Ontological Inertia! Someone kill the coffee...or Finch....or Scarab... Oh you know what, I say we just blow this entire place up, hope something dies, and call it quits.
That works for me, somebody bring me the green stuff and a pipe bomb!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:23 am
JackAlsworth wrote:Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?
I dunno... that sounds... unstable.
Wrong thread, confound it!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by JackAlsworth on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:25 am
Adell wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?
I dunno... that sounds... unstable.
Wrong thread, confound it!
...
...
That was completely unintentional.
WHAT IS THIS FORUM DOING TO MEEEEEE
*starts looking even harder for the Reset Button*
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:27 am
*Is currently mixing some of the green stuff in a thermos flask and combining it with various chemicals in order to construct some kind of explosive device.*
Sniff... our poor Pillow fort will never survive this, but we need Finch more
HANG ON FINCH WE SHALL SAVE YOU!
Sniff... our poor Pillow fort will never survive this, but we need Finch more
HANG ON FINCH WE SHALL SAVE YOU!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:27 am
Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:28 am
Scarab wrote:*Is currently mixing some of the green stuff in a thermos flask and combining it with various chemicals in order to construct some kind of explosive device.*
Sniff... our poor Pillow fort will never survive this, but we need Finch more
HANG ON FINCH WE SHALL SAVE YOU!
Just mix the green stuff with tea. But, uh, whatever you do, do it fast, cause you have about a 2 second window of opportunity once the two substances come into contact.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:29 am
Sicon112 wrote:Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.
What? Oh, yeah sure that sounds like a good idea, that way you won't lose em, excuse me.
*Throws explosive vial of anti-realiy-warping whatever at Finch and crosses her fingers*
That has GOTTA work.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:30 am
Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.
What? Oh, yeah sure that sounds like a good idea, that way you won't lose em, excuse me.
*Throws explosive vial of anti-realiy-warping whatever at Finch and crosses her fingers*
That has GOTTA work.
Sure, why not. Anyhow, I'm outta here. I need to lay down...
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room
by The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:45 am
Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.
What? Oh, yeah sure that sounds like a good idea, that way you won't lose em, excuse me.
*Throws explosive vial of anti-realiy-warping whatever at Finch and crosses her fingers*
That has GOTTA work.
AHHHHH...
(Finishes transformation into The Finch- Pony Form)
Well, this is weird.
(Vial hits head)
OW!
I'MAPONYOMGWKATISTHISSORERCYWHYDIDN'TIDRINKTHISEARILIERANDWHYDIDN'TTHATPOTIONWORK
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Lordxana0 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:46 am
Man this place is in chaos. I guess I shouldn't have sold my reset button to buy a small robotic dog... But it is so cute! And it does flips *presses it and it does a flip* WOOT
Who you going to call? ME!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:17 pm
The Finch wrote:AHHHHH...
(Finishes transformation into The Finch- Pony Form)
Well, this is weird.
(Vial hits head)
OW!
I'MAPONYOMGWKATISTHISSORERCYWHYDIDN'TIDRINKTHISEARILIERANDWHYDIDN'TTHATPOTIONWORK
Oh... oh okay, damn it, um... yeah that wasn't exactly meant to happen but look on the bright side! You'e stopped transforming into random things now and stuck on one form! And you're just such an ADORABLE pony! 
Okay I'm working on fixing this I swear... [quote="Lordxana0"]Man this place is in chaos. I guess I shouldn't have sold my reset button to buy a small robotic dog... But it is so cute! And it does flips *presses it and it does a flip* WOOT[.quote]
heh, yeah, that is pretty cute.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:19 pm
Scarab wrote:The Finch wrote:AHHHHH...
(Finishes transformation into The Finch- Pony Form)
Well, this is weird.
(Vial hits head)
OW!
I'MAPONYOMGWKATISTHISSORERCYWHYDIDN'TIDRINKTHISEARILIERANDWHYDIDN'TTHATPOTIONWORK
Scarab:
Oh... oh okay, damn it, um... yeah that wasn't exactly meant to happen but look on the bright side! You'e stopped transforming into random things now and stuck on one form! And you're just such an ADORABLE pony! Okay I'm working on fixing this I swear... The Finch: Thanks!
Wait, can you tell me what I look like? What my Cutie Mark is? What color am I? Do I have any special attributes?
By the way, take a drink and post in the MLP thread please!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:20 pm
I bet the dog turns crazy on the Green Stuff(TM)
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:54 pm
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
*sips green stuff*
And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-
/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
*sips green stuff*
And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-
/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
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Re: The Coffee Room
by NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:56 pm
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
*sips green stuff*
And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-
/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
Mostly it causes me to ride a dragon to the moon.
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:00 pm
NeverSlender wrote:AMimsyBorogove wrote:Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
*sips green stuff*
And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-
/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
Mostly it causes me to ride a dragon to the moon.
Any day where you get to ride a dragon to the moon is a good day, in my opinion.
Does anyone know anybody who knows transmogrification? I think Finch would like to not be a pony anymore and I wanna be a dragon.
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Re: The Coffee Room
by The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:05 pm
SCARAB TELLS LIES
SLANDER AND LIES
Oh look, 300 posts!
SLANDER AND LIES
Oh look, 300 posts!
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Re: The Coffee Room
by NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:05 pm
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:AMimsyBorogove wrote:Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
*sips green stuff*
And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-
/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"
Mostly it causes me to ride a dragon to the moon.
Any day where you get to ride a dragon to the moon is a good day, in my opinion.
Does anyone know anybody who knows transmogrification? I think Finch would like to not be a pony anymore and I wanna be a dragon.
Oh god, the possibilites for innuendo...
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:21 pm
The Finch wrote:SCARAB TELLS LIES
SLANDER AND LIES
Oh look, 300 posts!
I lie not! Not usually! Not about important things, I didn't KNOW you'd get stuck as a pony now, did I?! In the past people usually got stuck as bunny rabbits and it only ever lasted about five minutes!
NeverSlender wrote:Oh god, the possibilites for innuendo...
Note to self: say nothing innuendo worthy in the Coffee room, especially when there are Yorkshiremen about. And green stuff. By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*
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Re: The Coffee Room
by Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:23 pm
Scarab wrote:The Finch wrote:SCARAB TELLS LIES
SLANDER AND LIES
Oh look, 300 posts!
I lie not! Not usually! Not about important things, I didn't KNOW you'd get stuck as a pony now, did I?! In the past people usually got stuck as bunny rabbits and it only ever lasted about five minutes!NeverSlender wrote:Oh god, the possibilites for innuendo...
By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*
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Re: The Coffee Room
by The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:25 pm
Meta-Finch: I can't get on Youtube, since I am at school.
What's it about?
What's it about?
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