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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:20 am
by Sicon112
JackAlsworth wrote:I swear I left a Reset Button around here somewhere... *rummages around for a bit*

What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?


More reality warping in the opposite direction?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:21 am
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:
Scarab wrote:
What is this strange drink you gave me!?

AHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME


...*pauses* What? But I could've sworn this was just regular coffee with an added bit of my personal secret recipe.
*Stares at the cup in confusion*
*Goes to get the bottle and stairs at that while Finch screams*

...Oh. Oops. That was the secret receipe for my reality warping forumla, not my extra buzzed coffee dosage... Um. Sorry. :(


WELL NOW YOU BUCKED UP

AHHHHHHHH

(Grows a tail)

WHY MEEEEEEE

(Grows Wings)

GOD HELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEE

(Shrinks to the size of a pony)

HELLLLLPPPPP MMEEEEEE


:shock: *Ponders vageuly whether she might be able to get away and pretend this never happened. *

What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?


Um... er... yeah, I think it's pretty much the reset button, go with the reset button! Or maybe we could just give him another dose...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:22 am
by JackAlsworth
Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?


I dunno... that sounds... unstable.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:22 am
by Sicon112
Sicon112 wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:I swear I left a Reset Button around here somewhere... *rummages around for a bit*

What's the traditional antidote to reality warping?


More reality warping in the opposite direction?


Wait, I know! We need to invoke No Ontological Inertia! Someone kill the coffee...or Finch....or Scarab... Oh you know what, I say we just blow this entire place up, hope something dies, and call it quits.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:22 am
by Scarab
JackAlsworth wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?


I dunno... that sounds... unstable.



MORE unstable than what's going on now? We need to hurry up before he destroys the pillow fort! We worked hard on that!

Sicon112 wrote:Wait, I know! We need to invoke No Ontological Inertia! Someone kill the coffee...or Finch....or Scarab... Oh you know what, I say we just blow this entire place up, hope something dies, and call it quits.


That works for me, somebody bring me the green stuff and a pipe bomb!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:23 am
by Adell
JackAlsworth wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?


I dunno... that sounds... unstable.


Wrong thread, confound it!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:25 am
by JackAlsworth
Adell wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:More reality warping in the opposite direction?


I dunno... that sounds... unstable.


Wrong thread, confound it!


...

...

That was completely unintentional.

WHAT IS THIS FORUM DOING TO MEEEEEE

*starts looking even harder for the Reset Button*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:27 am
by Scarab
*Is currently mixing some of the green stuff in a thermos flask and combining it with various chemicals in order to construct some kind of explosive device.*

Sniff... our poor Pillow fort will never survive this, but we need Finch more :(

HANG ON FINCH WE SHALL SAVE YOU!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:27 am
by Sicon112
Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:28 am
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:*Is currently mixing some of the green stuff in a thermos flask and combining it with various chemicals in order to construct some kind of explosive device.*

Sniff... our poor Pillow fort will never survive this, but we need Finch more :(

HANG ON FINCH WE SHALL SAVE YOU!


Just mix the green stuff with tea. But, uh, whatever you do, do it fast, cause you have about a 2 second window of opportunity once the two substances come into contact.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:29 am
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.


What? Oh, yeah sure that sounds like a good idea, that way you won't lose em, excuse me.

*Throws explosive vial of anti-realiy-warping whatever at Finch and crosses her fingers*

That has GOTTA work.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:30 am
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.


What? Oh, yeah sure that sounds like a good idea, that way you won't lose em, excuse me.

*Throws explosive vial of anti-realiy-warping whatever at Finch and crosses her fingers*

That has GOTTA work.


Sure, why not. Anyhow, I'm outta here. I need to lay down...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:45 am
by The Finch
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Hey, while I have the mods attention, do you guys think it would be appropriate to sticky the character sheets for the RPG so now that no one else is posting on there we don't have to go looking for them? Just a thought. I'll live either way.


What? Oh, yeah sure that sounds like a good idea, that way you won't lose em, excuse me.

*Throws explosive vial of anti-realiy-warping whatever at Finch and crosses her fingers*

That has GOTTA work.


AHHHHH...


(Finishes transformation into The Finch- Pony Form)

Well, this is weird.

(Vial hits head)

OW!

:shock:

I'MAPONYOMGWKATISTHISSORERCYWHYDIDN'TIDRINKTHISEARILIERANDWHYDIDN'TTHATPOTIONWORK

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:46 am
by Lordxana0
Man this place is in chaos. I guess I shouldn't have sold my reset button to buy a small robotic dog... But it is so cute! And it does flips *presses it and it does a flip* WOOT

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:17 pm
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:AHHHHH...
(Finishes transformation into The Finch- Pony Form)
Well, this is weird.
(Vial hits head)
OW!
:shock:
I'MAPONYOMGWKATISTHISSORERCYWHYDIDN'TIDRINKTHISEARILIERANDWHYDIDN'TTHATPOTIONWORK


:o Oh... oh okay, damn it, um... yeah that wasn't exactly meant to happen but look on the bright side! You'e stopped transforming into random things now and stuck on one form! And you're just such an ADORABLE pony! :D Okay I'm working on fixing this I swear...

[quote="Lordxana0"]Man this place is in chaos. I guess I shouldn't have sold my reset button to buy a small robotic dog... But it is so cute! And it does flips *presses it and it does a flip* WOOT[.quote]

heh, yeah, that is pretty cute.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:19 pm
by The Finch
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:AHHHHH...
(Finishes transformation into The Finch- Pony Form)
Well, this is weird.
(Vial hits head)
OW!
:shock:
I'MAPONYOMGWKATISTHISSORERCYWHYDIDN'TIDRINKTHISEARILIERANDWHYDIDN'TTHATPOTIONWORK


Scarab: :o Oh... oh okay, damn it, um... yeah that wasn't exactly meant to happen but look on the bright side! You'e stopped transforming into random things now and stuck on one form! And you're just such an ADORABLE pony! :D Okay I'm working on fixing this I swear...

The Finch: Thanks!

Wait, can you tell me what I look like? What my Cutie Mark is? What color am I? Do I have any special attributes?

By the way, take a drink and post in the MLP thread please!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:20 pm
by NeverSlender
I bet the dog turns crazy on the Green Stuff(TM)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:54 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"

*sips green stuff*

And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-

/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME

Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:56 pm
by NeverSlender
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"

*sips green stuff*

And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-

/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME

Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"


Mostly it causes me to ride a dragon to the moon.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:00 pm
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"

*sips green stuff*

And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-

/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME

Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"


Mostly it causes me to ride a dragon to the moon.


Any day where you get to ride a dragon to the moon is a good day, in my opinion.

Does anyone know anybody who knows transmogrification? I think Finch would like to not be a pony anymore and I wanna be a dragon.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:05 pm
by The Finch
SCARAB TELLS LIES
SLANDER AND LIES

Oh look, 300 posts!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:05 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"

*sips green stuff*

And, on that note, I think this drink just stole my kidneys. Again. Fortunately, drinking it seems to send me through some sort of time loop, so-

/WE'VEENTEREDANENDLESSRECURSIONOFTIME

Is our solution to everything "Give it green stuff and laugh at the ensuing explosion?"


Mostly it causes me to ride a dragon to the moon.


Any day where you get to ride a dragon to the moon is a good day, in my opinion.

Does anyone know anybody who knows transmogrification? I think Finch would like to not be a pony anymore and I wanna be a dragon.


Oh god, the possibilites for innuendo...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:21 pm
by Scarab
The Finch wrote:SCARAB TELLS LIES
SLANDER AND LIES

Oh look, 300 posts!


I lie not! Not usually! Not about important things, I didn't KNOW you'd get stuck as a pony now, did I?! In the past people usually got stuck as bunny rabbits and it only ever lasted about five minutes!

NeverSlender wrote:Oh god, the possibilites for innuendo...


:oops: Note to self: say nothing innuendo worthy in the Coffee room, especially when there are Yorkshiremen about. And green stuff.

By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:23 pm
by Adell
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:SCARAB TELLS LIES
SLANDER AND LIES

Oh look, 300 posts!


I lie not! Not usually! Not about important things, I didn't KNOW you'd get stuck as a pony now, did I?! In the past people usually got stuck as bunny rabbits and it only ever lasted about five minutes!

NeverSlender wrote:Oh god, the possibilites for innuendo...


:oops: Note to self: say nothing innuendo worthy in the Coffee room, especially when there are Yorkshiremen about. And green stuff.

By the way, been meaning to ask: were the heck did the name Never Slender come from anyway? You a fan of online horror games or something like that? *Continues trying to distract him while she prepares more reality warping brew*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgcjRu1s-8

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:25 pm
by The Finch
Meta-Finch: I can't get on Youtube, since I am at school.

What's it about?