The Coffee Room

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

DON'T TRUST HIM. DON'T TAKE IT. IT'S A TRA---
*goes to deal with a laser explosion elsewhere.*

[IslaKariese]

DON'T TRUST HIM. DON'T TAKE IT. IT'S A TRA---
*goes to deal with a laser explosion elsewhere.*

Shush. Don't ruin the fun.

[Victin]

I swear I'm telling the truth. If I'm lying, I'll... Uh... What can I do for you?

[eli_gone_crazy]

I swear I'm telling the truth. If I'm lying, I'll... Uh... What can I do for you?

fine.
*opens gift*
uh.. there's a baby abomination in he-*sucked into void*

[Victin]

I swear I'm telling the truth. If I'm lying, I'll... Uh... What can I do for you?

fine.
*opens gift*
uh.. there's a baby abomination in he-*sucked into void*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO DID THIS? WHO DID THIS?

[Scarab]

*Pokes her head up from where she's hiding somewhere behind Qara's wall of lasers* It wasn't me! *Ducks back down again, sipping the Rainbow Laser juice and giggling*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I plead innocent. I was raking all day.

[The Finch]

>Pokes head out

Not me...

>Slides back in.

[Guyshane]

It was not I. In addition I am prepared to throw kunai at the first person who attempts such a tactic on me

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

...Guys? I think I got Scarab drunk on lasers. I didn't even know that was possible.
And the lasers are reacting really weirdly to her Ice Wand.

Help, please?

[Scarab]

...Guys? I think I got Scarab drunk on lasers. I didn't even know that was possible.
And the lasers are reacting really weirdly to her Ice Wand.

Help, please?

Watch, guys, watch what I can do with this thing now! *Creates a rainbow ice foundation*

8D!!!!!!! I CAN TOTALLY SEE FOREVER! This is way, WAY better than being dead... Uh, Qara why is your face turning blue?

[Victin]

...Guys? I think I got Scarab drunk on lasers. I didn't even know that was possible.
And the lasers are reacting really weirdly to her Ice Wand.

Help, please?

Watch, guys, watch what I can do with this thing now! *Creates a rainbow ice foundation*

8D!!!!!!! I CAN TOTALLY SEE FOREVER! This is way, WAY better than being dead... Uh, Qara why is your face turning blue?

Let me, the resident scientist study you. Also, I invoke one minute of silence in the name of Eli.

List of current ingredients:
- Red Stuff (TM)
- Green Stuff (TM)
- Blue Stuff (TM)
- Grin Stuff (TM)
- Reen Stuff (TM)
- Explosive Stuff (Blue + Grin)
- Rin Stuff (Red + Grin)
- Superstar Stuff (Green + Grin)
- Ice Wand
- Flesh-eating laserjuice
- Shark-infused laserjuice
- Artificially Intelligent laserjuice
- Corrosive laserjuice
- Infrared laserjuice
- Frozen Green Stuff Cake
- Rainbow Stuff
- Zombie Fishmonster
- Bob, the Dragon
- Limes
- Pennies (Currently: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100)
- Shapeshifting potion
- A dead Ctulthu (Used 1 time)
- ??? (Grin Stuff (TM) + Lollipop +Shapeshifting potion + Dead Ctulthu)
- Invibility Potion
- Hot Chocolate
- Horrible Thing
- Virus #0080FF
- Eli's sanity

Master Scientist: Victin (also a Reality Hacker), his assistant being Miss Eli
Current Test Subject: S_o_S[/quote]

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

8D!!!!!!! I CAN TOTALLY SEE FOREVER! This is way, WAY better than being dead... Uh, Qara why is your face turning blue?

...my face turns blue in the future? DAMMIT, people, I said I wasn't going to drink the blue lasers!

[Victin]

Uh... Guys, I need help. Ctulthu just crashed in my house and he's crying.

[Scarab]

8D!!!!!!! I CAN TOTALLY SEE FOREVER! This is way, WAY better than being dead... Uh, Qara why is your face turning blue?

...my face turns blue in the future? DAMMIT, people, I said I wasn't going to drink the blue lasers!

Yes. Also, Cthulu crashes through the wall... and Sicon blows stuff up. Although I don't think that counts as much of a prediction.

Wow... this is awesome, does Dryu REALLY get a METAL ARM?

Uh... Guys, I need help. Ctulthu just crashed in my house and he's crying.

Uhooooh. Dude, since when did Cthulhu care about monogamy anyway? He eats half of his brides!

*Blinks at the future*
Oh... oh you guys don't wanna KNOW what's coming next.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Wow... this is awesome, does Dryu REALLY get a METAL ARM?

...I think that was the past.
*pats Scarab on the head*
Now drink this white laser and go to sleep, before your head does something funny like explodes.

[Scarab]

Wow... this is awesome, does Dryu REALLY get a METAL ARM?

...I think that was the past.
*pats Scarab on the head*
Now drink this white laser and go to sleep, before your head does something funny like explodes.

...*Looks up at Qara with wide eyed horror, like she's staring at somebody being shoved off a building*
...You really really DON'T want to know what's going to happen Please give me the white stuff.

[Victin]

*pats Ctulthu*
Calm down sweetie. Everything will be okay.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

...*Looks up at Qara with wide eyed horror, like she's staring at somebody being shoved off a building*
...You really really DON'T want to know what's going to happen Please give me the white stuff.

Don't worry, sweetie, he can't get me. We're both safe.
Now here's the white laserjuice and remember, if you touch any of the walls, floor, or ceiling within 26000 hours of drinking it....

Well, please don't.
It won't be pretty.

[Scarab]

...*Looks up at Qara with wide eyed horror, like she's staring at somebody being shoved off a building*
...You really really DON'T want to know what's going to happen Please give me the white stuff.

Don't worry, sweetie, he can't get me. We're both safe.
Now here's the white laserjuice and remember, if you touch any of the walls, floor, or ceiling within 26000 hours of drinking it....

Well, please don't.
It won't be pretty.

...M'not talking about that, m'talking about the HOLES IN THE WORLD that are coming. Run away! Everyone has to run away right now! ._. *chugs the white stuff. Prompt passes out*

[AMimsyBorogove]

What's going on here, exactly?

[Victin]

What's going on here, exactly?

Ctulthu is sad because Kariese betrayed him and I'm patting him. And I became good.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Hey, Victin, what happened to the remaining four fictional dollars I gave you?

[S_o_S]

... Can I get a black coffee with two sugars?

[Victin]

Hey, Victin, what happened to the remaining four fictional dollars I gave you?

Again, I mixed it with Eli's dead body.

... Can I get a black coffee with two sugars?

For 900 pennies, yes.