The Coffee Room

[S_o_S]

... Can I get a black coffee with two sugars?

For 900 pennies, yes.

Sold. *gives gigantic jar of pennies*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Hey, Victin, what happened to the remaining four fictional dollars I gave you?

Again, I mixed it with Eli's dead body.

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?

[Victin]

Hey, Victin, what happened to the remaining four fictional dollars I gave you?

Again, I mixed it with Eli's dead body.

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?

I don't know, she won't let me research on the matter. Everytime I bring in the topic, Qara or Scarab kills her.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ah. The eternal cycle of violence rears its ugly head against the forces of social interaction.

[S_o_S]

Just go with it.

*grabs baseball bat and runs amok*

[Victin]

Genndy

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Great, I just started another multi-page battle, didn't I?

[Victin]

Great, I just started another multi-page battle, didn't I?

What was that !? thing again?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

It's called an interrobang. They look like this: ‽

[jacktheriffer]

How much for a latte?

inb4 i'm taking "The Coffee Room" too literaly.

[Pixelmage]

How much for a latte?

inb4 i'm taking "The Coffee Room" too literaly.

You can have one for free.
But it's a Green Latte.

Enjoy it.

[Sicon112]

How much for a latte?

inb4 i'm taking "The Coffee Room" too literaly.

You can have one for free.
But it's a Green Latte.

Enjoy it.

Let's just say this place is mad fun.


Oh, and by the way... CALTROPS! *jack steps on a bunch of hidden spiky objects*

See ya! Let the chaos begin! *Walks back into the door to the back room. Pokes head back out, and shoots S_o_S with a sniper rifle, then leaves again*

[Guyshane]

Let's just say this place is mad fun.


Oh, and by the way... CALTROPS! *jack steps on a bunch of hidden spiky objects*

See ya! Let the chaos begin! *Walks back into the door to the back room. Pokes head back out, and shoots S_o_S with a sniper rifle, then leaves again*

*avoids stepping on all caltrops with ninja skill*

[Pixelmage]

*pops in from nowhere*

Is Scarab around? I'm looking for her... I'll be waiting in the Chatroom, I think. No sense trying to wait in here.

*vanishes*

[Scarab]

*pops in from nowhere*

Is Scarab around? I'm looking for her... I'll be waiting in the Chatroom, I think. No sense trying to wait in here.

*vanishes*

*Can't talk. Is unconscious due to getting completely drunk out of her head on the white stuff after chemically induced visions of the future. Has popped int the chatroom to wait for you, though*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*pops in from nowhere*

Is Scarab around? I'm looking for her... I'll be waiting in the Chatroom, I think. No sense trying to wait in here.

*vanishes*

*Can't talk. Is unconscious due to getting completely drunk out of her head on the white stuff after chemically induced visions of the future. Has popped int the chatroom to wait for you, though*

( Gives her something to drink.)

Have some Tea. It should work.

I just hope that the Doctor was right when he said that plant in the tea WOULD work.

( Nervousness.)

[eli_gone_crazy]

Again, I mixed it with Eli's dead body.

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?

I don't know, she won't let me research on the matter. Everytime I bring in the topic, Qara or Scarab kills her.

*opens back door of the shop*
Hi, guys! What's up?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?[/quote]
I don't know, she won't let me research on the matter. Everytime I bring in the topic, Qara or Scarab kills her.[/quote]

*opens back door of the shop*
Hi, guys! What's up?[/quote]

Nothing much, just poor Scarab can't talk.

She IS part fictional, which means she needs to have a smart phone. I've murdered Qara and Scarab.

( Metaguards look curiously and mutter something about Enfant Terrible.)

Oh, you want to know how I killed them? I put poison in Scarab's tea, and strangled Qara.

Sorry about that, but I just had to do research.

AND THE INVISIBILITY FORMULA IS DRIVING ME INSANE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sicon112]

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?

I don't know, she won't let me research on the matter. Everytime I bring in the topic, Qara or Scarab kills her.[/quote]

*opens back door of the shop*
Hi, guys! What's up?[/quote]

Nothing much, just poor Scarab can't talk.

She IS part fictional, which means she needs to have a smart phone. I've murdered Qara and Scarab.

( Metaguards look curiously and mutter something about Enfant Terrible.)

Oh, you want to know how I killed them? I put poison in Scarab's tea, and strangled Qara.

Sorry about that, but I just had to do research.

AND THE INVISIBILITY FORMULA IS DRIVING ME INSANE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote]

Dude, that happens every day. Besides, I irradiated you, so you may have some... cancerous growths now.... maybe someone could heal them, but you happen to be invisible, so...

[eli_gone_crazy]

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?

I don't know, she won't let me research on the matter. Everytime I bring in the topic, Qara or Scarab kills her.[/quote]

*opens back door of the shop*
Hi, guys! What's up?[/quote]

Nothing much, just poor Scarab can't talk.

She IS part fictional, which means she needs to have a smart phone. I've murdered Qara and Scarab.

( Metaguards look curiously and mutter something about Enfant Terrible.)

Oh, you want to know how I killed them? I put poison in Scarab's tea, and strangled Qara.

Sorry about that, but I just had to do research.

AND THE INVISIBILITY FORMULA IS DRIVING ME INSANE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote]

Do.... you have a smartphone that I can borrow? and when did I become part-fictional?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oh, you want to know how I killed them? I put poison in Scarab's tea, and strangled Qara.

I find your broken quotes confusing.
Also, that was an effigy you strangled. I have placed a number of them strategically around the Coffee room.

...As for Scarab, I don't know about her, but I'd be more worried about her drinking anything so soon after the white laserjuice I gave her than what was actually IN it.

[jacktheriffer]

Ah, sorry. Wait, that means that Eli is now part-fictional. Is that good?

I don't know, she won't let me research on the matter. Everytime I bring in the topic, Qara or Scarab kills her.

*opens back door of the shop*
Hi, guys! What's up?[/quote]

Nothing much, just poor Scarab can't talk.

She IS part fictional, which means she needs to have a smart phone. I've murdered Qara and Scarab.

( Metaguards look curiously and mutter something about Enfant Terrible.)

Oh, you want to know how I killed them? I put poison in Scarab's tea, and strangled Qara.

Sorry about that, but I just had to do research.

AND THE INVISIBILITY FORMULA IS DRIVING ME INSANE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote]

Do.... you have a smartphone that I can borrow? and when did I become part-fictional?[/quote]

I believe you became part-fictional when the eliministrator ship became canon...
*vanishes to avoid the ensuing freakout*

[The Wild West Pyro]

THE SECRET OF INVISIBILITY LIES THERE IN MY LEGO MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS?

BECAUSE NOW:

I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE, TO MAKE THE WORLD GROVEL AT MY FEET.

THE POWER TO WALK INTO THE GOLD VAULTS OF THE NATIONS, INTO THE SECRETS OF KINGS, INTO THE HOLY OF HOLIES.

THE POWER TO MAKE MULTITUDES RUN SQUEALING IN TERROR AT THE TOUCH OF MY LITTLE INVISIBLE FINGER.

EVEN THE MOON IS FRIGHTENED OF ME! THE WHOLE WORLD'S FRIGHTENED TO DEATH!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sicon112]

THE SECRET OF INVISIBILITY LIES THERE IN MY LEGO MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS?

BECAUSE NOW:

I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE, TO MAKE THE WORLD GROVEL AT MY FEET.

THE POWER TO WALK INTO THE GOLD VAULTS OF THE NATIONS, INTO THE SECRETS OF KINGS, INTO THE HOLY OF HOLIES.

THE POWER TO MAKE MULTITUDES RUN SQUEALING IN TERROR AT THE TOUCH OF MY LITTLE INVISIBLE FINGER.

EVEN THE MOON IS FRIGHTENED OF ME! THE WHOLE WORLD'S FRIGHTENED TO DEATH!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The power to be unable to use conventional medical treatments when I give you radiation poisoning. Have fun.

[The Wild West Pyro]

THE SECRET OF INVISIBILITY LIES THERE IN MY LEGO MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS?

BECAUSE NOW:

I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE, TO MAKE THE WORLD GROVEL AT MY FEET.

THE POWER TO WALK INTO THE GOLD VAULTS OF THE NATIONS, INTO THE SECRETS OF KINGS, INTO THE HOLY OF HOLIES.

THE POWER TO MAKE MULTITUDES RUN SQUEALING IN TERROR AT THE TOUCH OF MY LITTLE INVISIBLE FINGER.

EVEN THE MOON IS FRIGHTENED OF ME! THE WHOLE WORLD'S FRIGHTENED TO DEATH!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The power to be unable to use conventional medical treatments when I give you radiation poisoning. Have fun.

( Starts going on a killing spree.)

I just derailed a train, and caused about a 100 deaths. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!