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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:08 am
by eli_gone_crazy
Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:THE SECRET OF INVISIBILITY LIES THERE IN MY LEGO MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS?

BECAUSE NOW:

I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE, TO MAKE THE WORLD GROVEL AT MY FEET.

THE POWER TO WALK INTO THE GOLD VAULTS OF THE NATIONS, INTO THE SECRETS OF KINGS, INTO THE HOLY OF HOLIES.

THE POWER TO MAKE MULTITUDES RUN SQUEALING IN TERROR AT THE TOUCH OF MY LITTLE INVISIBLE FINGER.

EVEN THE MOON IS FRIGHTENED OF ME! THE WHOLE WORLD'S FRIGHTENED TO DEATH!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


The power to be unable to use conventional medical treatments when I give you radiation poisoning. Have fun.


We need to be constructive with your mayhem.. For instance, Go kill jacktheriffer. It will be fun ^_^

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:09 am
by The Wild West Pyro
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:THE SECRET OF INVISIBILITY LIES THERE IN MY LEGO MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT IT MEANS?

BECAUSE NOW:

I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE, TO MAKE THE WORLD GROVEL AT MY FEET.

THE POWER TO WALK INTO THE GOLD VAULTS OF THE NATIONS, INTO THE SECRETS OF KINGS, INTO THE HOLY OF HOLIES.

THE POWER TO MAKE MULTITUDES RUN SQUEALING IN TERROR AT THE TOUCH OF MY LITTLE INVISIBLE FINGER.

EVEN THE MOON IS FRIGHTENED OF ME! THE WHOLE WORLD'S FRIGHTENED TO DEATH!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


The power to be unable to use conventional medical treatments when I give you radiation poisoning. Have fun.


We need to be constructive with your mayhem.. For instance, Go kill jacktheriffer. It will be fun ^_^


( Kills jack by throwing him down the stairs, then attacking with the old Half Life Crowbar.)

SORRY.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:14 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
eli_gone_crazy wrote:We need to be constructive with your mayhem.. For instance, Go kill jacktheriffer. It will be fun ^_^


Eli, you're going to need to stand on your own two legs in the coffee room. You want someone dead? Go kill him yourself. That's the only way to survive.
...Not me, though.
*vanishes*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:15 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:We need to be constructive with your mayhem.. For instance, Go kill jacktheriffer. It will be fun ^_^


Eli, you're going to need to stand on your own two legs in the coffee room. You want someone dead? Go kill him yourself. That's the only way to survive.
...Not me, though.
*vanishes*


But I killed him already....

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:17 am
by jacktheriffer
I got better. :gurt:

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:17 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
The Wild West Pyro wrote:But I killed him already....


You KNOW he'll only respawn. *sigh* They always do.

...*vanishes again.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:22 am
by eli_gone_crazy
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:But I killed him already....


You KNOW he'll only respawn. *sigh* They always do.

...*vanishes again.*

I just figured that there was someone already chaotic and willing to just blast people for no reason. Why not take advantage of it.
and I do a sort of decent job taking care of myself...
ok, not really, but that isn't the point!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:24 am
by The Wild West Pyro
jacktheriffer wrote:I got better. :gurt:


(SIghs.)

( Drinks invisibility antidote, which is apple and lime mix flavoured, and becomes normal again.)

And so the 101 victim killing invisible spree ended.

Here's a present as compensation.

YOUR VERY OWN GANG OF LITTLE PONIES WITH SHADES! :gurt:

I hope you will like it. If you don't, feel free to send it back to me and tell me what you actually want.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:09 am
by Sicon112
The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Starts going on a killing spree.)

I just derailed a train, and caused about a 100 deaths. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!


I rent from Azathoth and pay him in human suffering. Do you think I care? Because you are right. That was a pretty big discount I just got off of my rent for no extra work. Have fun dieing a slow, horrible death!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:19 am
by The Wild West Pyro
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
jacktheriffer wrote:I got better. :gurt:


(SIghs.)

( Drinks orange flavoured invisibility antidote and radiation cure, which is apple and lime mix flavoured, and becomes normal again.)

And so the 101 victim killing invisible spree ended.


AHEM, SICON.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:29 am
by Sicon112
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
jacktheriffer wrote:I got better. :gurt:


(SIghs.)

( Drinks orange flavoured invisibility antidote and radiation cure, which is apple and lime mix flavoured, and becomes normal again.)

And so the 101 victim killing invisible spree ended.


AHEM, SICON.


What, you thought I was talking about that? No, I had a bunch of harvest mites carrying a magically enhanced super disease released onto you while you weren't looking.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:58 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Sicon112 wrote:[

What, you thought I was talking about that? No, I had a bunch of harvest mites carrying a magically enhanced super disease released onto you while you weren't looking.


I wonder why I put you on my friends list if you're getting more sadistic every day....

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:11 am
by JRPictures
Hey guys I'm playing Pandemic 2 and I plan to unleash my C-VIRUS upon this Coffee Shop and see how it goes.

AND NO ONE CAN BE MADAGASCAR. I already got to them.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:26 am
by Scarab
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:[

What, you thought I was talking about that? No, I had a bunch of harvest mites carrying a magically enhanced super disease released onto you while you weren't looking.


I wonder why I put you on my friends list if you're getting more sadistic every day....


Says the guy who just POISONED me.

...Only I don't think it was very good poison, because DUDE, I'm never going to have a headache ever again for as long as I live. *Pats Pyro's shoulder* Y'r a good kid. You belong here.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:31 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Scarab wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:[

What, you thought I was talking about that? No, I had a bunch of harvest mites carrying a magically enhanced super disease released onto you while you weren't looking.


I wonder why I put you on my friends list if you're getting more sadistic every day....


Says the guy who just POISONED me.

...Only I don't think it was very good poison, because DUDE, I'm never going to have a headache ever again for as long as I live. *Pats Pyro's shoulder* Y'r a good kid. You belong here.


Thank you very much.

Let me check.....

Ah. I see why.

WHAT A DUMMKOPF I AM!

I MIXED UP THE PERMANANT HEADACHE CURE ( Which stops people from having headaches, and the cure is PERMANANT, so you can never have a headache in your life again) WITH THE YEW POISON!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:51 am
by Scarab
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
I MIXED UP THE PERMANANT HEADACHE CURE ( Which stops people from having headaches, and the cure is PERMANANT, so you can never have a headache in your life again) WITH THE YEW POISON!


Aw, s'okay. we all make mistakes. You're so adorable when you're being surrepticiously murderous (glomps you).

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:12 am
by Sicon112
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:What, you thought I was talking about that? No, I had a bunch of harvest mites carrying a magically enhanced super disease released onto you while you weren't looking.


I wonder why I put you on my friends list if you're getting more sadistic every day....


I dunno... Why DID you? :lol:

...Sooooooooooooooo...

Wanna go kill some people for me?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:30 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:What, you thought I was talking about that? No, I had a bunch of harvest mites carrying a magically enhanced super disease released onto you while you weren't looking.


I wonder why I put you on my friends list if you're getting more sadistic every day....


I dunno... Why DID you? :lol:

...Sooooooooooooooo...

Wanna go kill some people for me?


OK. Name it.

( Goes Invisible)

Don't worry guys, the original Invisible Man finally found a formula that doesn't make you insane.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:36 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Scarab wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
I MIXED UP THE PERMANANT HEADACHE CURE ( Which stops people from having headaches, and the cure is PERMANANT, so you can never have a headache in your life again) WITH THE YEW POISON!


Aw, s'okay. we all make mistakes. You're so adorable when you're being surrepticiously murderous (glomps you).


Ahhh... erm.... you can let go now.

HACKHACKGASPGASPINEEDAIRNOW.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:39 pm
by S_o_S
Air? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!

*knocks TWWP out through the roof with a bat*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:53 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
HOME RUN!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:10 pm
by Scarab
*Drives the truck in backwards, completely regardless of what everyone else is doing.*

*Opens the back of truck*

*Pours several tonnes of playpen balls into the coffee room*

*Smiles with satisfaction* Adulthood, people: OUR way.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:28 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I don't know where Scarab got that truck.
But... I drilled holes in the walls of the coffee room until they fell apart.
And now there are playpen balls EVERYWHERE.
...Except in my immediate vicinity, where the balls are turning into really WEIRD laserballs.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:37 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Plastic balls? Hmm...
Potential. *sinks into sea of playpen balls*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:20 pm
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Plastic balls? Hmm...
Potential. *sinks into sea of playpen balls*

*saves Genndy from death by drowning*