The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

What‽ I can't drown in plastic balls! I was just hiding to prevent myself from dying!
...I can't drown in plastic balls, can I?

[Victin]

What‽ I can't drown in plastic balls! I was just hiding to prevent myself from dying!
...I can't drown in plastic balls, can I?

Only if they are molten, but they wouldn't be molten...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

If they are, I'll need a glass of water and a lot of luck. How much will that cost?

[Victin]

If they are, I'll need a glass of water and a lot of luck. How much will that cost?

Well, I have 1000 pennies, so, 9000 pennies. Pay me now, please.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

One moment *massive change conversion* Here. *hands Victin 9000 pennies*

[Scarab]

What‽ I can't drown in plastic balls! I was just hiding to prevent myself from dying!
...I can't drown in plastic balls, can I?

It's unlikely. *DIVES INTO THE BALLPOOL*

BALLPOOL PARTY!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

What‽ I can't drown in plastic balls! I was just hiding to prevent myself from dying!
...I can't drown in plastic balls, can I?

Only if they are molten, but they wouldn't be molten...

...What, you mean these molten plastic balls that happened when they got near my lasers?
Whoops, looks like I've just spilled them all on everyone!
I hope you all have Super Not Drowning Skills and immunity to dangerous and radioactive lasers!

[Victin]

What‽ I can't drown in plastic balls! I was just hiding to prevent myself from dying!
...I can't drown in plastic balls, can I?

Only if they are molten, but they wouldn't be molten...

...What, you mean these molten plastic balls that happened when they got near my lasers?
Whoops, looks like I've just spilled them all on everyone!
I hope you all have Super Not Drowning Skills and immunity to dangerous and radioactive lasers!

Actually I have an inverted Super Drowning Skills
*goes salve Genndy*
Wait, Scarab is here.
*goes save Scarab and lets Genndy die*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Hey! Well, in that case... Skill of the Constellations! Ability Lottery! *pulls out endless urn of water* Aquarius! Let's hope this works...

[Scarab]

Actually I have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills
*goes salve Genndy*
Wait, Scarab is here.
*goes save Scarab and lets Genndy die*

...My hero I have been saved from drowning... although I actually can swim, just so everyone knows

[Victin]

Actually I have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills
*goes salve Genndy*
Wait, Scarab is here.
*goes save Scarab and lets Genndy die*

...My hero I have been saved from drowning... although I actually can swim, just so everyone knows

I know you know. I'm being Gentlemanly.
*puts Scarab at a safe place*
Now I must save Genndy!
*goes to save Genndy*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I've already got it! Sheesh. *pours absurd amount of water out of the urn, encapsulating all of the molten balls and cooling them off*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Actually I have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills

...If you have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills, wouldn't that mean you have...
Super Drowning Skills?

Congratulations. You and everyone you came in contact with have drowned as a result of this.
Please wait for respawn.

[Victin]

*keeps swimming in the ground until I fall into a hole*
Hey guys, look at what I found!

A deck of magical cards! And a rust chest.

[Victin]

Actually I have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills

...If you have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills, wouldn't that mean you have...
Super Drowning Skills?

Congratulations. You and everyone you came in contact with have drowned as a result of this.
Please wait for respawn.

/run time_travel.exe
time_travel.exe has been sucsessfully ran~

What did you say Qara?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, am I dead?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Actually I have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills

...If you have an inverted Super Not Drowning Skills, wouldn't that mean you have...
Super Drowning Skills?

Congratulations. You and everyone you came in contact with have drowned as a result of this.
Please wait for respawn.

/run time_travel.exe
time_travel.exe has been sucsessfully ran~

What did you say Qara?

...you know, you're only going to end up dying the EXACT SAME WAY all over again, since you lack the Required Secondary Power to time travel of being able to remember what you did wrong.
You'll be dying again in about...
*checks watch*
NOW.

Victin over.
New Victin?
Y/N

[eli_gone_crazy]

This is eli, reporting from the land of the dead.
There are dead people.
End transmission.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Well, that answers that. See you folks later.

[Victin]

Well, that answers that. See you folks later.

Bye Genndy. And Qara, I use: XIII - DEATH

Who do you wish to summon?
1. Grim Reaper
2. Harbinger of Death
3. Other

[Pixelmage]

That Scythe is kinda meh though.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I choose to summon Shikieiki Yamaxanadu! Prepare to be lectured to death on all the wrongs you've ever committed!

[Victin]

That Scythe is kinda meh though.

Well, I guess you're right:
3. Other
Who do you wish to summon?
____________________
*types*
Pixelmage___________
*enter*
Pixelmage___________
Pixelmage is a valid option. Wait while Pixelmage is summoned.

[AMimsyBorogove]

No, wait, scratch that! I choose to summon Komachi Onozuka!

...

Oh, wait, scratch that too. She's too busy taking a nap.

[Pixelmage]

*Pixelmage spawns Final Fantasy Style*
*Knife Spam FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE*
*Pixelmage despawn*